Anyway, I want to drink

Anyway, I want to drink

posted on 15 Sep 2010 in Menus

Good evening, I’ll be your Near Staff…

Photo courtesy of Andy Nelson.
Menu found in Japan.

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coffeebot
13 years ago

Oh, well… if ST LOUIS says drink, I better drink.

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

I swear, no one put me up to drinking! It’s a habit I picked up myself.

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

*ALERT*
Engrish overload!!! Circuits failing!!! Crash imminent!!!
(I really need a drink after reading this… too intense!)

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

And, anyway, because I am a responsible drinker, I would like to have the three all courses. No, no association, just me…..

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Eat drink and get pissed

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

They are pretty fixated on the SECOND wedding… must be some sort of specialty they developed after observing an alarming trend: “Hey, my first wife dumped me ’cause I was drinking-all-I-could… Anyway, I need a second wedding (and a beer!)”

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

Near waiter, I’ve had it rough: I just said farewell to my second wedding, I have a lot on my business mind, I was the leading part in a secret and to tell you the truth, I want “the switch”….
Anyway, if YOU’re confident in the dish, I would like to heal and say: PILE IT UP, please!

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

To webmaster: seriously, dude, take a few days off, it’s plenty here….. 😀

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

Hey, I want the switch ***, too!

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

The part they didn’t tell you was that Chicago totally lost confidence in the dish. So much for transparency.

Anyway, I want to drink….got any Kotobuki highballs?

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

St. Louis has confidence in the dish just in case the all-you-can-drink can’t disguise the flavor…

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Anyway, I’m working on my second wedding, I WANT TO DRINK!!!

Jazzy
Jazzy
13 years ago

I’m here for a “welcome and farewell” party. I’ll have one for the road!

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

So guess what my FIRST wife said after I spent a night at the deliciously St. Louis-approved all-you-can-drink “Anyway Restaurant”:
“Welcome and farewell !”

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

It’s no fun drinking with Saint Louis, all he talks about are his arches.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

“Volume Full Meat Dish”, which is to say, turn all amplifier knobs to ten.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

I’m Saint Louis and I endorsed this dish.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
13 years ago

I’m trying to imagine what the men’s room floor will look like after 90 minutes on a busy night.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Talk to a near staff. After 90 minutes, talk to a near floor.

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

@Eduard & webmaster: I second that! We need time to digest all this material… This is really condensed stuff!!!
(also, we have too many bathroom breaks after the all-you-can-drink-for-90′ sessions…)

Thomas
Thomas
13 years ago

If the switch is recommended to the association, that’s fine by me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

“Anyway, I want to drink…”
“Would you like fries with that?”

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

Don’t believe the hype! They get you so drunk so they never bring you your vegetable stick or your French fried potato.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: Chocolate, mix nut…

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

This restaurant is like a social/dining colorful theme park !
At least for second-marriage drinking, anyway…..

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

The place to drink for the matrimonially-challenged…….

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

Aawww, all this was not necessary… you had me at “single-mindedly”

DrLex
DrLex
13 years ago

Boy, they surely piled it up in this one!

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

– Hello, I am calling to make a reservation of necessity for the “Heal and say” buffet.
– Is this your 1st or 2nd wedding?
– My 2rd
– Oh, you been here before…
– Has St. Louis confidence in the drinks, too?
– No, sorry, just in the dish… You have to speak to New Orleans about the drinks. Anyway, you want to drink! Is this for a second wedding welcome, or a farewell party on the marriage anniversary on the birthday?
– Hmmm… don’t really know… but we have 90′ to figure it out, don’t we?

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

Dibs on the phrase “It is delicious ingredient on the day and business mind.”, I will use it in my next job application!

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

♫ Precious and few are the drinks I have with you..♫
— The Association.

Lors Doukaiev
Lors Doukaiev
13 years ago

¥ 4,000 to get totally wasted — that’s a bargain.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
13 years ago

Near staff, would you please help me off the floor so I can eat my fish dish of in season, today’s pastas and desserts, etc.? Thanks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

My name is Bob and I’m an alcoholic.
Anyway, I want to drink.
I want to drink single-mindedly.
However, I want the switch . . .

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
13 years ago

The only part that is clear is: “All you can drink.”

So you have got me in.

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Sorry-that’s all you can drink for 2500 yen.

demondude777
demondude777
13 years ago

Hello, I am the leader of the association. Please meet my second wife to be, and my current wife that marred me one year ago today, on my birthday . I just got back into town and I will be leaving now.

Where do we set up the cake and decorations for the party?

DanT
DanT
13 years ago

All you can drink for 90 minutes? Bring the funnel and start the stopwatch!

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

“Cocktail Performance Show” … fun, but it’ll never replace NASCAR, drag racing or pro-wrestling.

Erik
Erik
13 years ago

I’ll have the volumes full marks meat, please!

Bridget
13 years ago

All you can drink AND course of all nine plates?! Sounds like reservations aren’t nearly as “necessity” as a bucket!

Ani
Ani
13 years ago

Farewell party on the marriage anniversary on the birthday.
Dang, now if THAT ain’t synchronicity, I dunno what is!

Chuck
Chuck
13 years ago

It piles it up in the in cocktail performance show, or else it gets hosed by the association.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
13 years ago

@jjhitt — right you are!

Spoo
Spoo
13 years ago

Y’know, I’m kind of a tightwad. Can I spend 2000 Y to drink for 90 minutes, minus the chocolate and mix nut? I had mix nut at home.

FatKenney
FatKenney
13 years ago

Can I just pay you 1250? I won’t make it past 45 minutes anyway. I’m going to drink single-mindedly, with determination.

Conventi
Conventi
13 years ago

So St. Louis has confidence in the dish, but have they asked Omaha, Wichita, Elgin and Kansas City also ???

Jody
Jody
13 years ago

Doesn’t it just make you want to start a drinking game? Down a glass every time you read the word “drink”.

To the leading part in the secret: all your food will be made into one giant smoothie which comes in a large silo with an extremely narrow straw. Although I think I’d rather wait until the retirement home for that joy.

In the words of Father Jack: Drink! Whiskey! Fe*k! A**e! Girrrllls!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

All detailed stuff and etc.

emily
emily
13 years ago

No thanks. I don’t want a farewell party on my wedding anniversary. Have you gone nuts after drinking too much?

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