Blonde model apropos?

Blonde model apropos?

posted on 21 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

Four Big Merits (as written in lower right):
Artistic Reliable Is Practical
The All Steelfoot Rest Spurts Models
Four Altitude Mixture Controls
Entire Cotton and Kapow (?) Cotton Print

Photo courtesy of Mirian Lima.
Ironing board found in Kazakhstan; made in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just the thing for those tropical days in Kazakstan, burning clothes with extra kapow cotton by the beach.

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

Even though this is a seriously confused advertisement, at least the product title is honest…

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

“Wan” woman, four merits: Happiness guaranteed!

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

5th big merit: An extra-long extension cord suitable for ironing at the beach in ankle-deep tropical waters is included free of charge! (swimsuit not included)

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Blondes with hazardous behavior….
Fire extinguisher not included.

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

In Kazakhstran an ironing board is considered furniture (see small print top/bottom)… in this case beach furniture.

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

If you stare long enough, you might see some palm trees in the background.
(oldie, but goldie……)

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I see Two Big Merits? Are they natura?

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

@jjhitt: we must think alike…..
Not too big though.
How about the other two on the other side?

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

Aahhh, those carefree chores by the Caspian are the next hot thing!

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

@jjhitt: Not sure they are natura. But sure they are happiness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Point 1: She casts no shadow.
Point 2: Who cares?

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

So I guess the swimming suit is fireproof then…..

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

But natura doesn’t need ironing–not at her age, anyway.

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Yup, nothing more relaxing than blowing off steam at the beach…..

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

♫ Here comes old Steelfoot, he comes spurting up slowly.
He got four big merits, He got water up to his knees.
Got to burn the clothes cause you got to be free. ♫

SF
SF
11 years ago

Q: Why are you in bikini?
A: Nothing left to wear. I’ve burnt all my clothes.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Ok honey, we’re off to Bermuda. Let’s make sure we’ve got all we need. Passports? Swimmers? Travellers cheques? Ironing board? Sun, surf and sand, here we come…with neatly pressed clothes

DrLex
11 years ago

Captain, we must adjust the four altitude mixture controls or the ship will go kapow!

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

is she ironing her undergarments on a surf board?? i can hear the blonde jokes now

Chicken Underwear
11 years ago

I thought this was just another blond joke

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Perhaps it converts into a surf board. That would certainly explain a lot.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Are you sure Borat didn’t send this in?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

“Cotton and kapow!” At last we’ve found a way to recycle the old
“Batman” sound effects!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just a scantily clad blonde woman ironing her clothes on the surface of the water at the beach of a tropical island paradise.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Sturdy lightweight construction. So lightweight in fact the all steelfoot rests don’t even break the surface tension of the water.

Terri
Terri
11 years ago

>> She casts no shadow. <<

Forget the shadow, She has magical legs! Her feet are on opposite sides of the ironing board yet both legs are behind it. Bet she'd be interesting in bed.

Then we can look at the shadows. She has none. The top of the board is lit from nearly straight on. The legs on the right are lit from the right. The legs on the left are lit from the left, but in a very special way so that one leg creates two shadows and the other has none.

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

Borat endorsed!!!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

To drzos: welcome fellow borat fan

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Burn those clothes! Burn ’em. Burn ’em GOOD!

jnmcnally
jnmcnally
11 years ago

I spurts model too. I also like that it is “Chinese High-Quality Furniture” (as noted on the top of the package) – words I never thought I would see in the same sentence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

@Terri: Looking at the legs (all of them her’s, it’s) make brain hurt.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

That’s what happens when a trophy wife tries to be useful.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Put a little extra bang in your ironing with Kapow Cotton! (Warning: fabric may explode when heated.)

emily
emily
11 years ago

I don’t need a board. I simply hang up my clothes and SCALD them with a steam iron. No risk of burning…….

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Clothes burning board? Ah! That explains something.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Did you hear about the blonde who thought that “sex appeal” was a charity for disabled prostitutes?

kshea
kshea
11 years ago

so an ironing board is considered furniture?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Beware of electrically unsafe blondes who cast no shadow.

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

Good news: if it doesn’t do what it says, you aren’t losing anything!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

What else can you do with an ironing board? All the ones I have seen, are far to ricketty to have sex on.

Wolle
Wolle
11 years ago

At least it didn’t say “Burns the clothes broad”.

Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago

This… is… Engrish!!!!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

NonGrad Series ??

Kapow is probably Kapok. Just not as much fun.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

Burn, Baby, Burn!!!

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

one convenience of ironing clothes at the beach is that you can take it off right there and iron it.

Jeff
Jeff
11 years ago

Ohhhh… that steelfoot rest is such a daredevil… it likes spurting in models just as I do…

borat
borat
11 years ago

I’m Borat and I approved this message.

Conventi
Conventi
11 years ago

Another case for Photoshop Disasters.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

That model is Jesus!

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