But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!

But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!

posted on 14 Sep 2010 in Instructions, Signs

Oh, you’ll take it like a man…

Photo courtesy of David.
Sign found at a funicular railway in Japan.

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DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

– Person in charge of “an intercom”: “Please state your the emergency”

– Passenger: “Someone brought the fire to the inside of the car… and by the way he was the 41nd passenger!!!”

– Person in charge of “an intercom”: “Tell him to make a sitting by all means.”

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

“I am the God of Hell fire and I bring you – by all means – FIRE !”

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Madam, if you wish to make a sitting and hold on to my hand rail, you are welcome to take it!
(…ok, that was nasty, but, by all means, I had to…….:d)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

2600/40 = 65kg. Not catering to the US market then…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… And enjoy the ride… by all means…!

DrLex
10 years ago

Prometheus is not welcome on this funicular.

coffeebot
10 years ago

…and you know what we mean by *an intercom*
*wink wink*

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Don’t look at me. I’m still looking up “funicular”.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The Surgeon General has determined that funicular riding is hazardous to your health and may result in lung cancer, low birth weight, frequent sitting, and increased handrail usage. Women who are pregnant should not ride the funicular by all means.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

If you must cook do it outside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You! Extinguish yourself!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

This is a beautiful day to take a walk.

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

But I need to bring in the fire with danger product and make a sitting!!

BY ALL MEANS…….NOW what am I supposed to do?!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Some people never learn, you can’t prevent danger and take it too.

Quantity Surveyor Man
Quantity Surveyor Man
10 years ago

When you say “an intercom”, is this something that is provided or do we bring our own?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Sorry sir. We are going to need you to check your fire at the door, please.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

A funicular is a cable car. By all means, I looked it up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“An intercom” is found inside it’s case.
The case of the emergency.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

I don’t care if your name *is* Prometheus, you are not allowed in. Besides, you are the 41st in line… sorry.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Actually I just had a big sushi lunch, and I was going in to make a sitting, but on second thought, this may not be the right place for the kind of sitting I have in mind.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

They’ve taken all the fun out of funicular !

♫♪ Funiculi, Funicular ! ♪♫

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I AM SISSYMUS, and I am here to give fire to all the occupants of this ride, by all means.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Uh, I’ll just hike up. And in the case of the lucky I’ll get OK reception on my cellph…uhhh, “intercom”.

Jared B.
10 years ago

Oh I ain’t going anywhere that says “Please hold onto the hand rail…while you take it.” 😐

Spoo
Spoo
10 years ago

The wait for this ride is long…because all 40 passangers must weigh exactly 65 kg. Please visit the restroom and/or snack bar as needed.

Old Man
Old Man
10 years ago

Last time I took this elevator, I had to leave my danger product behind, and some jerk took it.

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