Color me hydrated

Color me hydrated

posted on 24 Sep 2010 in Drinks

Now in Calm Clear!

Photo courtesy of Tom McGrath.
Drink found in Japan.

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DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Is this an imperative?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

If you want the stress flavored water its colored red

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Calm down orange soda.
Chill out lemon cola.
Take it easy Kotobuki highball.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I’m very stressed, so this won’t do. Got any unwinding malt beer?

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

*In a company meeting*
We got it all wrong by marketing “Panic still water” and “Distress carbonated water”. “Relax flavored water” IS the future.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Too boring… Bring me back my Lighten Up Ginger Ale!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Try our new Jittery Flavored Coffee!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

What is it…vodka?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Mui… the water too laid back to run downhill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tastes like relax. Smells like…. Victory!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Is this what the students have been drinking before their classes?

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

A delightful mixture of Vodka and Valium. Try new Muy Relaxed PLUS with mild nitrous oxide carbonation !!!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Special for College Professors !! Just in time for the new semester, you can get our Roofie Relax Flavored Water at half price !!!.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Relax… don’t do it.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

No wonder its name is a cat sound: Who’s better at relaxing?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Caution: Mixing relax water with energy drinks may result in fire and/or explosion.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Who knew relax could taste so refreshing?

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

Only buying if there’s a toilet nearby . . .

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Just the thing for washing down your Hash-cookies.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The Maoris tried in NZ. They had to do a remake of the movie and call it Once Were Worriers.

(Orig. title: Once were Warriors)

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

miu, the new coke product

coffeebot
10 years ago

I drank this while wearing a Mood Ring…
now I have Synesthesia.

Max
Max
10 years ago

Be careful. If that stuff is citrate of magnesia–a VERY relax flavor–you’d better be near room of rest. You could be rest & relax for long time.

KBurchfiel gets it.

dargondarkfire
dargondarkfire
10 years ago

zombies banging on your door? no escape?
drink miu! our new relax flavor will give you a calming sensation.
your zombie bait in the making!

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Just don’t try the relax flavoured brownies.

Mar Ita Voj
Mar Ita Voj
10 years ago

Wait till you taste their Agitate Flavored Water. Intense!

lol
lol
10 years ago

Calm down, strong coffee!

legitimate beef
9 years ago

Its extremely clumsy but “relax flavored water” is more or less the same kind of idea that Madison ave gets paid the big bucks to come up with.

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