Great, my amused exponent has been low…

Great, my amused exponent has been low…

posted on 9 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Close the door!  Sit at the table!

Photo courtesy of Michael White.
“Magic Intellect Ball” made in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Set it where upa flagpole perhaps

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So this is why we keep going to war. Brings a tear to the eye…

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

To intenect and beyond!!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Here I am reading Ptolemy, Galileo, Bohm & Hawkings, when all along I could have been getting my amused exponent sharpened, raising my EQ, becoming more fashionably elegant and forging toward total victory with Internect Ball! How I have squandered my days. Maybe it will be transport me back through time so I can undo all the pointless learning…

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Hey, who doesn’t enjoy a victorious flag flutter every now and then, eh?
(along with the orientation with there row head orderly, of course…)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

It took Billie-Bob three & a half months to read the instructions and realise that he had to OPEN THE BOX before he could handle the ball. After that, the galaxy was the limit!!!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

The magical intenect ball really does put the “interocitor” to shame!

*Trivia: The interocitor was the peculiar don’t-know-what’s-that-for-machine used at the movie “This island earth” featured in “Mystery Science Theater 3000: The movie”

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I’m a bit worried that the EQ exponent is a tad lower than Amused exponent… hmmm… I suppose that the struggle of reading the instructions and playing with the intenect takes a toll on your emotional well-being and ability to form healthy relationships with non-geeks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Cheap Multi-color Plastic Exponent: * * * * * * *

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Luke, use the Intenect !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@DrZos: Yeah, but can it pave a 4 lane highway?
(Any reference to an interocitor gets a thumbs up.)

coffeebot
10 years ago

…also very practicel

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

@jjhitt: Sure, it actually improved performance to 2 miles per minute 😉
Thank you my interocitor-friend!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Phantasm brain drill option not included.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Intenect Ball Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNxQiCdJV0

No flag flutter observed.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

That first step always trips me up.

eegah
eegah
10 years ago

I can’t wait to have one so I can build up my patience!!!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Magicel and bossy, just what every kid wants in a toy!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Magicel used Illuminate!
The attack was ineffective.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Luke: He’s headed for that small moon.
Ben: That’s no moon. It’s a Intenect Ball.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Open the package. Turn the intenect ball. Go and pass the barriers……………………………..Put the candle back!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Promote self discipline.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Please ignore the above message.
Promote self discipline! Control balance! Improve the under standing of space! Increase penis size four inches – – – Free!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I wish my balls were magicel.

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

just a note of admiration for the ‘translator’: 使用說明 > use illuminate. Brilliant!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You could have a ball with this toy!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Just let me go and get my jar of Sanity before I try playing with this thing…

Sandy
Sandy
10 years ago

I actually have one of those (with more, uh… regional specific packaging), and it is actually fantastic fun. And I would say that my under standing of space has certainly improved as a result of the many hours I have played with it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@Sandy: Do you have Super Power yet?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Do not try. Do or not do. (Master Yoda)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Erk! I can’t get the &%^%&%#$ thing out of the package.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

And if you Set Out Now, you just might beat the rush to the Returns counter !

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Watch out! The world’s Super Powers have a new contender. Its called the Magicel Internect Ball.

Make the ball stay at the beginning: Stay!!! Good ball!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Promote self abuse is more like it.

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

Modern and elegant in fashion! The Intenect is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Wait, help! Auntie Em, Auntie Em! Surprise. Like who doesn’t have an Interocitor, you collective heads of knuckle? Now get back into that theater, you ninny-hammers! And remember, I know who you are, and I saw what you did! I’m the God. I’m the God! Ahahahahaha!

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

What does this thing do again?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Don’t forget to open the package first!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

You’re applying for the job as costumer? Great ! Well, on first impression, your clothes are outdated and your underwear is showing through the seat of your pants. Do you have any refererences? Oh, a Magicel Intenect Ball ! No further questions necessary, you are definitely modern & elegant in fashion ! Your first job is to create a costume for Janet Jackson to wear for her Super Bowl performance. She wants an outfit with a large degree of Amused Exponent and just a touch of self-control. Can you handle it? You’re going to open the package? I don’t understand… Read more »

DrLex
10 years ago

S€t out now! Or for Americans, $et out now!

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

I cant wait to improve my EQ! And my standing under space! And the building up patience! ALL THIS from a BALL???? Who knew?

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

And I’m so amused as I control balance….

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this is such an a MAZE ing toy

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Doc, DOC…you TOLD me…today was the day you slipped, hit your head on the toilet, and saw an image in your head that inspired you to invent the intenect capacitor!!

Torasan
Torasan
10 years ago

Hey, I actually have one of these. Well, one a lot like it. It has become an addiction for my 5 y.o. son and my 39 y.o. self. You have to get the little ball from #1 to #100 to achieve a full state of happiness, and it’s actually a hell of a task.

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

If you can actually get the thing out of the package, you become master of the universe, and your EQ points are raised.

Dougnut
Dougnut
8 years ago

Open the package! Exponent and explore! Use illuminate for final victory!

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

A VICTORIOUS FLAG FLUTTER TO YOU!!!

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