It rubs the lotion on its shell…

It rubs the lotion on its shell…

posted on 8 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dana Henninger.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Like ONE bad smell is not enough, you had to “do’n’drag” and then “drag’n’drop” three kinds……

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

…and if dragging doesn’t do the work, you just add in a lot of lotion…..

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I was trying to cook the first dish, but after I do and drag for the lotion, it turned into the bad smell dish.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Do ‘n Drag: the hairstyling lotion for crossdressers!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

With a smell that bad, it’s gotta be good!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I doubt that the three bad smells of different delicacies make one good smell, so I’ll be dragging some lotion crabs instead.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

If you, were that colour, you would need more than lotion.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Only three kinds of delicacies with bad smells? I prefer restaurants where everything smells bad.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just leave out in the sun

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Hmm. After those first two, the stewed fish head starts to look good.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Could I get some whore dust with that?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I wonder if we can order from the Kiddie Menu?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

We sure this place isn’t in Louisiana?
It sounds like BP Seafood Gumbo to me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Stew: it’s what’s for dinner.

DECMATH
10 years ago

After what the lotion crab did for you, it’s the least you can do.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

When did the crab attain ownership of the fish?

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Whatever happened to regular old chowder?

JD
JD
10 years ago

A gluten of bad smell is what happens when you don’t wash after getting a case of crabs from the waitress.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Lotion or no lotion, it still gets the hose again.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

RECIPE NUMBER ONE: Take crab and let set in lotion for a week; do it all nice, and drag around neighbourhood until tender; smash what is left into a pulp and stew for 5 hours. Serve on slippery bean vermicelli, and Voila!

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

That smelled terrible, but the inside of my mouth feels very smooth and moisturized.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The Inn of the Seventh Crappiness.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Do you have any gluten free bad smell?

Terri
10 years ago

Crab’s fish’s gluten of bad smell of three kinds of delicacies is stewed
into Japanese
カニはの魚が料理の3種類の嫌なにおいのグルテンがある煮込みです
Crab stew that is gluten bad smell of cooking fish, three
料理の魚、3つの悪臭をグルテンがクラブのシチュー
Fish cooking odors gluten stew three clubs
魚料理は3つのクラブをグルテンシチューを悪臭
Stink fish stew is gluten Club 3
スティンク魚のシチューはクラブ3グルテンです
Stink Fish stew is gluten Club 3
スティンクフィッシュシチューはクラブ3グルテンです
Three clubs are gluten Sutinkufisshushichu
3クラブがSutinkufisshushichuをグルテンている
3 Sutinkufisshushichu club has a gluten
3 Sutinkufisshushichuクラブはグルテンを持って
The club has a gluten 3 Sutinkufisshushichu

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@Terri Two more clubs and you’ll have a flush.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

It smells of something we done dragged from the river bottom.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Yes. “Flush” does seem to be the appropriate response !

Megustami
Megustami
10 years ago

Gluttony leads to a bad smell

N04h
N04h
10 years ago

the fact that the japanese is also wrong makes it funnier.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Don’t they mean: “GLUTEUS of bad smell”?????

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

The bad smell is come from the DOING. Sometime when the people they do it and drag it, even the lotion is used, still the bad smell come. You know, the FISH head smell….

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

for some reason i dont think i want seafood anymore

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

“Do and drag for the lotion crab of bean vermicelli to stew! Do and drag for the lotion crab of bean vermicelli to stew!

When I say lotion, you say crab! CRAB! GO STEW!”

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Aw, I thought the second one would rhyme too.
Ah well I can change that…

‘Make a wish for the gluten fish of three kinds of delicacies is stewed’

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

One fish,
Two fish,
Gluten fish,
Stew fish.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

I think I’ll just have a coke thanks.

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

The Japanese version of the menu sucks too….mistranslated in every sense.

readyfreddie
readyfreddie
10 years ago

I think after everyone’s done with this lot of food,we’re definitely going to need the hose again…

charles
charles
9 years ago

bring family doc with ya cause you’ll need-em after this meal

Meathead
9 years ago

It does at it’s told – or else it gets the hose again.

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