Make consumption for anti-worry times…

Make consumption for anti-worry times…

posted on 2 Sep 2010 in Chinglish

Hold it, you’re under detection…

Photo courtesy of Chad Eiring.
From the Lake Hotel in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Ah, but can I consummate without worries? That’s where the videos got me in trouble last time.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The black hole anti-matter area is under detected, so consume with confidence

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

The anti-video will be anti-detected and anti-recorded in case you anti-consume. Worry!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

To video record, or anti-video record? That is the worry!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

With anti-video recording you will definitely underdetect, c’mon guys get with the program!!! (I’m getting dizzy…)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

They must be concerned someone might attempt to steal their stylish wallpaper

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Make consumption in mass quantities.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What is the past tense of recordig? Recordug or Recordigged?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

We have you surrounded.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

How am I supposed to make consumption without worries with all these anti-video recordig detective systems staring at me? Huh? Tell me THAT, Wing Chow!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Sir, your wife with her iphone has been detected by the system. Don’t worry, she can’t video record you and your lover now. Enjoy your evening.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Anti-video recording ? Well they sure respect privacy rights. But when i I check, out can I pay with my anti-credit card ?

Paolo
Paolo
10 years ago

All anti-video recordigs are belong to us. Do not be very worried.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Very irresponsible of them to not include a warning about how using video around anti-video will result in a reaction that will DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

So, okay if I take a few pictures?

DrLex
10 years ago

They actually just have Sherlock Holmes walking around with a keen eye for video cameras and a large mallet.

Dr. Death
10 years ago

The lung disease??

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is this where the people with TB hang out?

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

They have really good counter video measures. Should submit this to Homeland Security.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

I’M confused, the second sentence contradicts the first one… Is it safe or not???

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

Scooby, Scooby Doo! Where are you? We’ve got some work to do now…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I have been equipped with anti-anti-video detection and monitoring system. Your anti-video system is obsolete now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A disco with a cloaking device…. the evil bastards.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

How was this picture taken?
Does the anti-detection video detection system ignore still cameras?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

It’s just so you don’t find out that all the patrons are vampires and don’t show up on video anyway.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

hold it! we are watching the cheeseburger

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Don’t worry… we’re watching you.

PC Sandwich
PC Sandwich
10 years ago

D-D-Detected, dere’s-a no goin an’ you tell me doo tings I dun…runnin!

Poonkie
Poonkie
10 years ago

Inspector Detector is on the job!

dargondarkfire
dargondarkfire
10 years ago

so you have equipment to make sure i don’t video tape myself eating?
is this necessary?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

@classic Steve I’m not sure how many people know that consumption is an old term for TB.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Ever have the feeling you were being watched?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

ok jenny craig and weight watchers are getting a little to drastic…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Stay cool… just… pretend we’re not here… looking at you sexy chewing and… swallowing…

Fukuoka
Fukuoka
10 years ago

Now I can eat most peacefully and not worry, knowing the anti-video recording detectives are on the case and making sure that no one recording me eating. God forbid that a video of me eating should end up on Youtube.

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

So glad me coughing up my lungs wasn’t caught on anti-video. Must tell John Keats …

charles
charles
9 years ago

consumption in an elevator living it while I’m going down.

airhead
airhead
9 years ago

Onii-san is watching OOO!

Meathead
9 years ago

Anti-consume away.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

These anti-cameras are here for your protection

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