No involuntary descending

No involuntary descending

posted on 20 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

It suits you, Dad…

Toy manufactured in China.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

After all these year NOW they tell me not to let a kid toyput an entrance in!

Eduard
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Eduard

I’m an adult in an advanced grade of needs. Can I voluntarily make usage of the nurse in this car?

DrZos
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DrZos

Yawning car! The perfect gift for the insomniac kid.

DrZos
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DrZos

*Nurse under the usage in the adult*
– “Hey kid, go play with your awning car over there”

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

First, there was the Ferrari Enzo. Then came the Lamborghini Countach. With the Bugatti Veyron, you thought your journey was over. But you were wrong. You had not experienced the awning inspiring, advanced grade of contest model, the one and only battery operated Wheelbarrow ever built. Just 300 000 000 ever produced in an illegal toy factory in Shenzhen. Made with slightly lethal but highly aerodynamic components, most fully inhalable by anyone. From stationary to broken in under 3 seconds. Experience the crappiness. Experience the rip off. Experience…The Wheelbarrow.

Eduard
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Eduard

Dad, stop toying around with the nurse…..

Eduard
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Eduard

“Toyput an entrance in…” = the new euphemism for usage of adult toys.
😀

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I’m not toying son.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Low Rider don’t toyput usage in.
Low Rider ascends voluntarily.
Low Rider has the back of the light now..
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me…♫

Algernon
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Algernon

Well at least th sweet music wil keep you cool under the awing whilst your driving

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

On the 2rd the back will be ascended, and sittith on the right hand of Toyota sama. There he will come to judge the Edsels and the Trabants the Porsches and Ferraris. In the name of Henry Ford the Father Almighty.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

R: Atomic batteries to power. Sweet Music On
B: Check
R: The cover on the back descended voluntarily.
B: Check
R: Turbines to speed. Nurse under the usage.
B: Roger. Ready to Move Out.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

It appears to be a quality toy, as long as you don’t use it.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

So it’s okay to let a 4-year-old shove this in his “entrance”?

DrLex
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“Wheelbarrow”, that sounds so much cooler than “Testarossa”, “Veyron” or “Murciélago”!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a fresh change of batteries, half a wheelbarrow of advanced grade and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

PieZ
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PieZ

It is not a car, it is actually a Wheelbarrow.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Oh, I can just hear that sweet, sweet music right now. So relaxing after a long day. Blends perfectly with screaming kids and a blaring TV. Please convert it to MP3 so I can enjoy it all day!

xila31
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xila31

It’s a car, it’s an awning, it’s a nursing tool! How much would you pay for this amazing toy? $99.95? Well, for a limited time only, you can get two Awning Cars for only $19.95!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Police report that an wheelbarrow awning car collided with an overturned Knockout Kum car on the inbound lanes. Music was pronounced sweet on the scene. Both drivers died voluntarily.

Chris
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Chris

For you, my entrance is only an exit.

Classic Steve
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Why do I ascend and descend this back cover? Because it’s THERE.

tioli
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tioli

♫ All you need is music
Sweet music (sweet sweet music)
There’ll be Chinglish everywhere… ♫

phoenixx
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phoenixx

the fast and the furious??? do not throw

demondude777
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demondude777

Ugh, where di you find this one? My model came with the crappy music. (But then again I could toss mine and nurse it without having to tell dad!)

KBurchfiel
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KBurchfiel

My Mom would love this–she could wheel soil to her flowers with the sweet music. And no nurse necessary.

Ayuvince
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Ayuvince

so much depends
upon

a battery operated
wheelbarrow

with the sweet
music

both above and
car.

Chuck
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Chuck

Yes, the appearance of quality is the sure sign of an unauthorized reproduction.

Shovel not included.

Chuck
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Chuck

Mine descended involuntarily. No nurse required.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Ehh! The cover will go down on you voluntarily?

emily
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emily

I know it is voluntary. My toy car never protested

KB
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KB

Restrictions apply. For details, Web site please refer to. May is not available in certain states.

Jody
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Jody

Growing up, I always dreamed of driving my very own wheelbarrow. The rich guys down the street had a wheelbarrow they always used to polish out on the street on Sundays, whilst playing the sweet music really loudly.

Ich
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Ich

This is one seriously advanced wheel-barrow.

chickenman
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chickenman

Kids…no entrance in the little door, and you know what we mean, otherwise Mr Little Man gets stuck..owwwwch!

Ruuku
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Ruuku

the fastest car in japan he goes by the name wheel barrow

Kojinka
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Kojinka

DO A WHEEL BARROW!

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