Not just another drink in a special glass…

Not just another drink in a special glass…

posted on 13 Sep 2010 in Menus

Ahhh, the smell of high gas pressure in special glass…

Photo courtesy of Andy Nelson.
Menu found in Japan.

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DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I thought the smell of high gas pressure is the conclusive evidence of beans…
(Sorry Kotobuki)

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Lemon peel and flatulunce a heady combination.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think we need to have a talk with the lemon. It’s spending a lot of time alone in it’s room.

DrLex
10 years ago

That’s a long description to say that the KOTOBUKI Highball is nothing but a fart in a bottle.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

A 10-year-old high pressure gas and an onanistic fruit in a special glass… that’s not a highball, that’s a cannonball ! I say this is a conclusive evidence this bar is up to something!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“What is it with restaurants nowadays, they have to put a friggin’ lemon in everything…!”

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

After 10 years of intensive research, the Yamazaki Institute has amassed conclusive evidence of delicious.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Well, this explains the Aromatic Water…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Conclusive evidence somebody has has one highball too many…!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

is that special glass from the short bus window?

coffeebot
10 years ago

Mmmm… evidence of delicious!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

To enjoy the smell of high pressure gas, wouldn’t it be easier to just put my head in the oven? No special glass needed.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

If they need to use conclusive evidence to convince me it’s delicious I’m pretty sure I don’t want to drink it.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

I asked for a drink, not a weather report!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Hey, Isoroku, is this a bar or a frickin’ men’s room?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Kotobuki lowball: ¥400

Yamazaki (1 year)

Artificial water soda

Lemon essence

Standard glass

Inconclusive evidence of delicious

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, to sum up. First we have the lemon that plays with itself, then the natural water from the urinal, and finally the distinct odor of a tremendous fart. I think you will find this to be conclusive evidence that my client is innocent, uh, I mean delicious. That IS what I mean, right? Thank you.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

No highball for me, thanks. They give me gas.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♪ Oh listen to the lemon moaning, the rumble and roar
That’s no hobo passing gas, it’s the Kotobuki Cannonball ♪

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Blame the gas from the oil fields in Canada Club. The Irish Tullamore Dew is actually from the urinals downstairs.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’ve only got ¥600… can you do something less convincing?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

That’s “Canadian Club” by the way. Doesn’t need lemon or a special glass (although I do have one). And the water is optional. But if you do, not too much or you’ll kill the drink.

Also, an American favourite during Prohibition ! http://www.canadianclubwhisky.com/prohibition/

Classic Steve
10 years ago

This sign is conclusive evidence of English as a second language.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Kotobuki Highball: ¥800
Gut-bustingly Hilarious Engrish: Priceless

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

the evidence is inadmissible.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Elementary, my dear Yamazaki. Only something as delicious as the autonomous lemon peel could provoke an expelling of such headstrong colorectal noises as those you and I are experiencing.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

“…Is a conclusive evidence of delicious”? I love that! I’m going to start using that phrase everywhere, most especially wherever I smell a high gas pressure.

Jared B.
10 years ago

But honey, the smell of high gas pressure is a conclusive evidence of delicious! You should take it as a compliment that I do that at the dinner table!

MGabbard
MGabbard
10 years ago

Lemon fart water? The next celebrity trend!

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