Please use proper honorifics when addressing your food

Please use proper honorifics when addressing your food

posted on 3 Sep 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Then make sweet “hi” to me…


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Photo courtesy of Erin Armknecht.
Eraser found in Indonesia.

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DrLex
10 years ago

Hello Pie. Please Make “love” to me.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Hello Lunch!
Goodbye Leftovers! (In the Legion Dust Pail you go…)

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Goodbye Lunch!
(the state-of-the-art barf bag, now available at the Legion Dust Pail anorexic-specialty store)

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Complete the collection kit by purchasing the Goodmorning Breakfast & Goodnight Dinner erasers!
(Eraser etiquette is a must in Indonesia)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I love you. Now prepare to be barbequed.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Hello green bear. Please say ‘gangrenous head due to excessively tight and dubious looking collar’ to me. Then spray large quantities of air freshener with abandon

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… and say it with chocolate…!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I already ate my paste. Now I’m going to try the eraser…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

MMMMmmmmmmmmm… school supplies…! [drool]

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

That is bearly lunch.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Bear sandwiches Hmmm…

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

That’s rather a light lunch isn’t it?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Is this the Calista Flockhart diet plan?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Run! The little carton’s going to eat you!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this lunch is a little chewy

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

And a little sickly too

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

But, noone is video-taping you so feel free to consume with abandon!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Note the subliminal hint: ‘Plea$e say “love” to me’

Nothing says “love” like $….

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

This new lunches are too clingy. I need space dammit!

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

This is the card the happy fun bear gives you before it gnaws your head off. And it wants to be LOVED for it? Sheesh!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Hello Rolaids. Just in case lunch not in love with me.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Don’t laugh! This is how I got into Gwendolyn’s panties in third grade.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

It says it loves me or it gets eaten.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

This should be silk-screened onto panties.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Let’s do it in the supply closet
のは、電源クローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
Is, let’s do it in the supply closet
、電源クローゼットの中にそれをしてみましょうか
, Let’s do it in the supply closet
、のは、電源のクローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
, And, let’s do it in the supply closet
、そして、の供給クローゼットの中にそれをやらせる
And letting it supply closet
また、電源のクローゼットをさせる
The power supply to the closet
クローゼットへの電力供給
Power to the closet

Kristina Ingham
Kristina Ingham
10 years ago

It tastes better if you say hello first.

Kristina Ingham
Kristina Ingham
10 years ago

Bears repeating.

Jared B.
10 years ago

Damn, now even my kids’ school supplies have codependency issues..

Sarah K.
Sarah K.
10 years ago

Afternoon Deligggght

understand
understand
10 years ago

Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.

charles
charles
9 years ago

Hello lunch please stay down

Bobcats mum
Bobcats mum
9 years ago

Hello Kitty….. Hello lunch…. ?? cat chow mein anyone??

LOLfree
LOLfree
9 years ago

I don’t know why, but this Engrish (combined with the package’s design) makes it strangely cute and heartwarming…

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

“Hello, Floor! Make me a SAMMICH”

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

… say LOVE to the green bear before he eats you for lunch!

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