Please you don’t!

Please you don’t!

posted on 22 Sep 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m a disability – what do I do again?

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

When fire IS allowed and happening, please using the stairs for an amazing running experience!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I do not will using this elevator if there are disabilities around!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I am not a disability, I am a liability. Can I will riding it?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Riu hotel’s inhouse sport wheelchairing down the stairs.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Do you will letting me ride if I am….
♫ Physically fit,
Physically fit,
Physically Physically Physically fit ♫ ??

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Welcome To Motel 1.98.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

To the stairs, Igor. A storm is approaching.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Number 5 sounds like a dare. And number 7 is akin to elevator surfing / hanging for the disability

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

#6 makes it pretty clear that riding this elevator is generally a bad idea, unless you can’t avoid it…

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I do not will, if you doesn’t stiectly prohibited.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do not will ride elevator if you experience an erection lasting for more than four hours.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so if we see that person that makes us all say “oh HELL no” we have to let them on?? brace yourself he they come

coffeebot
10 years ago

Go ahead, just try to use those stairs…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

What about very small children with disabilities in wheelchairs during a thunderstorm when the hotel is on fire but who have prior convictions for vandalism?

DrLex
10 years ago

So people in wheelchairs should get off their chairs, and send them up in the elevator while crawling up the stairs themselves?

DrLex
10 years ago

(Thunder) (x10)
I was caught
In the middle of an elevator (Thunder)
I looked ’round,
And I knew I was physicaly able (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
It was not designed for fire use (Thunder)
Closing the door
Stiectly prohibited
I’m not a disability!
Must use the stairs
It’s been – thunderstorm!

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

I’m thankful that they told me right up top that this is English because I’m not certain I would have recognized it. And bless their hearts, they tried so hard to prevent from making an unpleasant sign expiorence.

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

We rides it,and We vandilizes it and we gives them disabilaties to anyones elses that wants to rides it my PRECIOUS.

Thomas
Thomas
10 years ago

Women, Children and Wheelchairs first please.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

“Make my day! Try to use the stairs.”

Ah! It is an old Clint Eastwood remake.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

@ faulty wiring. I asked a Catholic Priest and he said. “F—- the children.”

So I don’t know whether that was an instruction or an epithet.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Excuxe me. Im entittled to puut my wwheelchair on the eelevator first. since this is under and outside of any condition. O K, thats got it. Now Im going to run up over the stairs to see if I can get there b for my wheelchair. Thank you and please don’t vandalizes it.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@ Ralph: Probably both…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@ jhitt: It’s pronounced “Eye-gor” now.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

And don’t let me hear about you playing with matches either.

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

Where’s the staircase?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Woman: Honey, I thought you were by the pool?

Man: Well dear, I was. But then the water instantly became polluted, and all the foot expired. Everyone got really cranky too and started fighting.

Woman: Looks like someone vandalizes the elevator again.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

At this moment, I am riding the elevators to the 200th floor through thunder and lightning with the disables hanging outside and under the elevators soaking in the rain. I really enjoy this ride.

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
10 years ago

Um… what country is this again?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I particularly liked the word “environment”. While technically a misspelling, given the pronunciation of the word it actually makes more sense then the correct spelling. Bravo.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The escalator is right out.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Shouldn’t the fire be stieclty prohibited all the time ?

Except when it’s in season, of course.

Then my disability becomes a liability.

And no, I could not, would not, with a goat.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Riu Hotels is a big chain. Here’s the Wiki-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIU_Hotels

Perhaps this corker is in all of them? Wouldn’t that be Engrishalicious?
😀

Camy
Camy
10 years ago

Hey, you, author of this notice, you are a disability!

Yes Man
Yes Man
10 years ago

Thundercats! Ho!

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

You will enjoy our unpleasant hotel environment

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

#2 says, “Don’t vandalize to prevent an unpleasant environment.” That means that the place is intentionally crappy and they want you to refrain from cleaning it up. Constructive vandalism is strictly prohibited.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

@FatKenney:
You think so because you’ve been mispronouncing it.

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

You don’t use fires in elevator, no matter who you are! Stairwell fire use is okay.

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Are there certain days of the week when fire is not strictly prohibited in the hotel? Hello, I’m arthritis, what’s your name?

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Please help, the elevator is stuck and my wheelchair is in there all by itself. I had to let the wheelchair ride first under and outside of my condition of being paralysed from the chest down. Its needs were obviously more important.

alesita
alesita
10 years ago

yeah… i like it on a wheel chair… under, outside, on top of and inside too!! what can I say… i’m a disability!

Kyle
Kyle
10 years ago

I feel discomfort just thinking about stairs…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Clearly this sign ain’t not clear and concise…

Alexa
Alexa
10 years ago

just remember — let the wheelchair ride the elevator first, then wait for it to get off and send it back up for you

j s
j s
8 years ago

Have thunderstorms been known to disable elevators?

Myself
4 years ago

I’m a disability and I am appalled that fire is steictly prohibited even for disabilities. I’m used to hotels making exceptions for disabilities like me in their anti-fire rules. I’m never going to Riu Hotels again.

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