Satisfation guaranteed

Satisfation guaranteed

posted on 25 Sep 2010 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Irfan Khan.
Jeans spotted while hiking in Peru.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Methane (CH4) powered jeans …. only in South America.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Methane trousers to go with the Champ POOP bag.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I insist that all my trousers have been certificated from your satisfation

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

You can’t go wrong wiith Quality assurance like that.

TheBroad
10 years ago

Certificated!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Our high tecnology enables us to recycle farts into pants. Just remember to keep your Jho-Max jeans away from ignition sources.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Me satisfaction is the very best kind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m Jho and I certificated this message.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Superman’s costume is also made from 100% Algodon. His 2nd cousin Jho-Max runs this company.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Made with Unstable Molecules

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’m in a Joh-Max kind of mode…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I can’t get no-o
Satisfation!
Cause I tried, but . . .

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Algodon. I remember it well. Just three parsecs beyond Alderaan.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Algodon and CH4. A silent but deadly combination.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Cwerified CH4 proof.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

CH4? Fantastic!
The world has been waiting for a good pair of fuel cell powered pants.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Special dirt and chemical resistant fibre, made from a long chain polymer, derived from the decomposition of methane and formaldehyde, under extreme pressure. HYPOALLERGENIC.

CAUTION: ***CLOTHES MAY EXPLODE IF YOU SPILL BAKED BEANS ON THEM***

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Amazing what comes of someone dropping the L from “power plants.”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Let me do that again:

The ultimate in recycling. Special dirt and chemical resistant fibre, made from a mixture of Urea and Methane combined at high temperature and pressure.

HYPOALLERGENIC

CAUTION: **** Fabric may suffer explosive decomposition on contact with a compound of: Navy Beans ,Tomato Sauce, NaCl, and pepper***

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Only CH4 comes between me and my Calvins.

larry rippere
larry rippere
10 years ago

Satisfartin’ guaranteed.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

It feels so good to know that Japanese ho’s worry about my satisfaction…

Vonbrandwolf
Vonbrandwolf
10 years ago

Jlo-Max and Jro-Bottom had already been taken.

lol
lol
10 years ago

Look, J-Lo is designing jeans now!

Twitchy
Twitchy
10 years ago

Jeans specifically for the bloated Japanese Ho in your life. Made with high tecnology, but low tech spell checking.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

So my satisfaction is high-tech now? Did you put a microchip back there or something??

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