That’s just trash talk…

That’s just trash talk…

posted on 1 Sep 2010 in Household Items

And all because we recycle…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Miyamoto.
Trash can found in Japan.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We are sentient trash cans that can afford to have conversations with each other. We are legion.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

But we can’t afford a proper slogan so we’ll go with the one the guy who claims to be fluent in English suggested because we have no idea what it means

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Bienvenue dans la région des ordures

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“My name is Legion; for we are many and can have conversations with each other that much.” — Dustpail 5:9

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If I become rich, one of my first priorities is going to be having FEWER conversations.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

True success in life isn’t measured by money, fame or possessions. It’s measured in dust pails.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

This trash can is so profound it just “pails” in comparison to the rest…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Confidential Business Proposal: I am Doctor Legion Mbongo Dustpail, president of Really Big Bank Afrika and I looking for conversations with honest and discrete person that much. Our life has become rich by account error of US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) . Contact me me dustpail@yahoo.backwaters

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“… BUT we don’t have time for cheap small talk, so if you don’t have something worth saying, throw it in the dust pail…!”

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

We can put pieces of string between each one and broadcast.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Dr. Mbongo Dustpail ! This is Dr. John Bigboote. My e-mail to the posted address has bounced. I must get in touch with you immediately regarding that five million dollars. I am in negotiations to acquire a certain oscillation overthruster for my superiors. If you promise to deposit that money into my account, I am willing to offer you a 35% ownership in our business. There is no need to fear for your investment. Our CEO is a man of the aristocracy, Lord John Whorfin. He is accustomed to handling large amounts of money and can provide contacts that will… Read more »

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Drs Dustpail & Bigboote, My name in Inspector John Honest from the Internet Fraud Division at Interpol. I have reason to believe this moneys of which you are mentioned have been dishonestly obtained! We have pictures of both the two of you in compromising position and we know a few dirty secrets about you two, some of them regarding a certain dustpail. I will put you both into a prison at our secret headquarters unless you send us 80% of the moneys to our genuine Interpol Account, which for technical reasons only is in my code name, Nwake Adeyemi, and… Read more »

coffeebot
10 years ago

It puts the conversation in the dust pail.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Because only rich people communicate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Official garbage pail for the White House.

Hal
Hal
10 years ago

Words pail me.

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

Beware of the legion of the talking trash cans.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Oh I love the wisdom of trash cans.

better-u-than-me
better-u-than-me
10 years ago

And the poor people can say nothing as the rich talk trash.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this is the new version of borg..the will assimulate your trash

Spoo
Spoo
10 years ago

We can speak of how fully gets this trash can. I am anticipate this conversation muchly.

Bridget
10 years ago

I’ll take legions of trash over conversations of the rich anyday!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

No wonder dust pails when facing this Legion!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Talking to your dustpail is a sign of madness.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Correction: Talking to your dustpan is a sign og madness asvel.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Bugger 😡

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Uh, I’ll take two pails of dust and, um, do you deliver?

Max
Max
10 years ago

Dear Dustpail,
.
How very nice for you!

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

“Meanwhile, at the Legion of Dust Pail…”

John
John
10 years ago

All richness belongs to the void!

Why, we are so rich that we can afford to have conversations with trashcans!

Eoin
Eoin
10 years ago

One of the first signs of schizophrenia is talking to inanimate objects.The second is when they answer you back.

Myself
4 years ago

I liked the trash cans better before they were rich and could afford to talk all the time.

Myself
4 years ago

Yeah, I know what you mean, Dustpail. It costs a ton for trash cans to have conversations that much. I mean, back before you were rich, you hardly talked at all.

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