The British poop athletic team is 2nd to none…

The British poop athletic team is 2nd to none…

posted on 23 Sep 2010 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Found in Taoyuan, Taiwan.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

Soon to be an Olympic discipline.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I’m the 23st pooping champion.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Athletes’ running diarrhea safety bag……

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do not open the bag. Believe me, you do not want to look inside.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Q: How do you do in this year’s athletics?
A: I’m the 23th again. That STINKS!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

That’s gotta be a first – a designer colostomy bag.

DrLex
10 years ago

The colour of the bag matches that of what’s inside.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The team runs on methane

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

This is a really nice bag… for me to poop on!!!

– Triumph the insult comic dog

coffeebot
10 years ago

It’s not easy being Number Two

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Just in time for the New Delhi Games!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

“Champs between poop” vs. “Men between urine”
The final showdown!!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Working in the City? Traveller on long haul flights? Just can’t be bothered looking for a public convenience? The Champ POOP Bag is for YOU! Slim but spacious design. Highly absorbant and entirely leak proof. Discreetly labeled with the word POOP in 3 inch print. Now in three designer colours: Conventional Poop Brown, Savvy Scour Yellow and New Delhi Dysentry Green with flecks of Red. First 50 sold come with our patented ‘poop – o -meter’ so you can accurately keep track of your movements. Give a Crap and Be a Champ…with Champ Poop Bag!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

London 2012, here I come. I am full of it, err, I mean confidence.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

@faulty wiring: “Give a Crap and Be a Champ!”
ROFL that I almost s@#$ my pants. Quickly, hand me over the Champ Poop Bag!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Yes. It’s mine. It smells like roses and I’m proud of it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Also available,
For the office: Really Important Cr@p bag
For Sunday: Holy Sh!t tote.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

The airline said that I could only bring 3 ounces of shampoo on board. But I’ll get even, just wait till they search this bag ! I’ve got a full 16 ounces !

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is that an imperative? Because I really don’t want to champ it.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@Eduard:

Sounds like you need the Deluxe Model with extra storage space and special strap on attachment!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

They’re planning to dump a lot of these bags on the market.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Because real champs don’t waste their time trying to find a bathroom….

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

be one of the first 23 to order this poop-ular bag and get a set free pins!! order yours today!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia she would be a Party Pooper.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Humph! I wouldn’t crap on this bag.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

If the contents of the bag go missing, just question the guy in the BG who seems to be taking it right now.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Or is it Po-Op ?

Because to be on THAT team. must learn to Po-Operate.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“We’re number 2! We’re number 2!”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Also available: Champ Poop souvenir foam finger – watch what happens when you pull it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Why take a poop when you can bring one?

DECMATH
10 years ago

I don’t know what’s in it either. I only know my dad wanted me to have it.

Etheral
10 years ago

He poop so good he make numbah 2 seem like numbah 3.

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Favourite Brand of King Shiznat.

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Poor Michael Jordan, He can never cut it….uhmm I meant a break, not the cheese…

Don Noitall
Don Noitall
9 years ago

We’re Number 2. We try harder.

Hasini Walpola
Hasini Walpola
9 years ago

Taking “runs” to a whole new level!

EngrishLover3
EngrishLover3
9 years ago

Re; the main caption: Don’t you mean ‘2rd to none’?

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