What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

posted on 11 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Vending Machines

I got an arm!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Doyle.
Found in Taichung, Taiwan.

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kyle vincent
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kyle vincent

Suddenly it felt creepy. As if Chuckie is around.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I don’t know what is more freaky…cutting the dolls or the dolls themselves

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

The biggest surprise would be having a good time at Baby City.

DrLex
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DrLex

Insert coin to activate doll blender. Much more satisfying than the regular machines with the frustrating underpowered grasping arm!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Evil Bunny City machine dispenses doughnuts.

Algernon
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Algernon

I think they’re all pretty armless

Tong
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Tong

The new “Work for the dole scheme” – cut the dolls, or else, the government will cut your dole!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

This is how cereal killers get their start.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Dibs on the ones with the maniacal grins! I got my machete sharpened and ready to go.

Arlyn
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If you don’t cut the dolls they will eat your soul!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Okay folks Totoro is not evil

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

@Kitsune: Like the ‘Cornflake Massacre’ of 1976?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

@faulty wiring
Or the Chocula killings of ’03

ben
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ben

Oh, Mai and Satsuke are gonna be pissed…

Rm
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Rm

Now i know why they are all smiling nervously

Ich
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Ich

Amazingly, it looks like the grinning bunnies are being taken more than the sheep.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Cereal killers? Yeah. I hate those noisy cornflakes too. Especially after a bottle or two of red the night before.

Bob*
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Bob*

lol at the comments . Those are not bunnies. 😛

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Comeesss with mee kiddesss’s. Learn to amputate the limbs of your playmates. Hack heeheee hack hoho saw chop hahahaha dismember hooohoooohaaa.
What a lovelees times we aree havingss’s.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Let’s go to the Psych Ward. There are a lot of crazy nutjob in here. These are so disturbed dolls, Hurry up! Let’s administer Thorazine!!

Classic Steve
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Revenge on Chucky?

Lora
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Lora

One of the Totoro dolls looks like he’s been strangled instead of cut.

kyle vincent
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kyle vincent

Hey it’s the all new Saw Movie playset! “Let’s play a game.”

phoenixx
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phoenixx

” i want to eat the baby!” fat b*stard come to mind

Vladimir "Charles" Brown
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Dexter’s Playpen

Christine
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Christine

Let’s go to the Baby City (Baby City, huh? Oookaaay…).

There are a lot of big surprise in here (Yeah, ya think? It’s kind of a big surprise that they aren’t BABIES in baby city).

These are so cute dolls (not really, dude! They’re actually a bit creepy)

Hurry up!! Let’s cut dolls!! (Hurry up, I’m OUTTA here!!!)

Bear or bust
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Bear or bust

Wot no catbus

alfa
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alfa

You know the first time i saw My Neighbor Totoro I thought it was rather wierd.

But Miyazaki-sama’s newer stuff is even odder. So if this creeps you out watch some of his newer stuff. (best if you have been taking mind altering substances)

Brett
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Brett

This is Japanese, not Chinese. (Chinglish tag is wrong)

Brett
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Brett

Ahhh, I see. I guess it was found in Taiwan. Anyways, the text behind the toys is Japanese.

Jody
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Jody

Well I guess it stops you cutting the “so cute” babies in “baby city”.
Got free childs? Just cut baby (oops, doll) in free peaces.
Exterminate! Exterminate!

Jody
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Jody

Hey, are those sheep? You can’t cut up sheep. We loooovvvve our sheep in NZ, yeah, we love sheep long time (well, some of us apparently).

Blac Kat
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Blac Kat

Perhaps they meant to say ‘let’s cute dolls’… Then it would make even less sense.

Kojinka
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Kojinka

I want a Totoro doll!

Licorice
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Licorice

Take me down to the Baby City.

Tatarujin
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Tatarujin

思うままに斬れる‼

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