What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

posted on 11 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Vending Machines

I got an arm!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Doyle.
Found in Taichung, Taiwan.

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kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

Suddenly it felt creepy. As if Chuckie is around.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I don’t know what is more freaky…cutting the dolls or the dolls themselves

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The biggest surprise would be having a good time at Baby City.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Insert coin to activate doll blender. Much more satisfying than the regular machines with the frustrating underpowered grasping arm!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The Evil Bunny City machine dispenses doughnuts.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I think they’re all pretty armless

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

The new “Work for the dole scheme” – cut the dolls, or else, the government will cut your dole!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

This is how cereal killers get their start.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Dibs on the ones with the maniacal grins! I got my machete sharpened and ready to go.

Arlyn
10 years ago

If you don’t cut the dolls they will eat your soul!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Okay folks Totoro is not evil

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@Kitsune: Like the ‘Cornflake Massacre’ of 1976?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

@faulty wiring
Or the Chocula killings of ’03

ben
ben
10 years ago

Oh, Mai and Satsuke are gonna be pissed…

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

Now i know why they are all smiling nervously

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

Amazingly, it looks like the grinning bunnies are being taken more than the sheep.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Cereal killers? Yeah. I hate those noisy cornflakes too. Especially after a bottle or two of red the night before.

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

lol at the comments . Those are not bunnies. 😛

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Comeesss with mee kiddesss’s. Learn to amputate the limbs of your playmates. Hack heeheee hack hoho saw chop hahahaha dismember hooohoooohaaa.
What a lovelees times we aree havingss’s.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Let’s go to the Psych Ward. There are a lot of crazy nutjob in here. These are so disturbed dolls, Hurry up! Let’s administer Thorazine!!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Revenge on Chucky?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

One of the Totoro dolls looks like he’s been strangled instead of cut.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

Hey it’s the all new Saw Movie playset! “Let’s play a game.”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

” i want to eat the baby!” fat b*stard come to mind

Vladimir "Charles" Brown

Dexter’s Playpen

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

Let’s go to the Baby City (Baby City, huh? Oookaaay…).

There are a lot of big surprise in here (Yeah, ya think? It’s kind of a big surprise that they aren’t BABIES in baby city).

These are so cute dolls (not really, dude! They’re actually a bit creepy)

Hurry up!! Let’s cut dolls!! (Hurry up, I’m OUTTA here!!!)

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

Wot no catbus

alfa
alfa
10 years ago

You know the first time i saw My Neighbor Totoro I thought it was rather wierd.

But Miyazaki-sama’s newer stuff is even odder. So if this creeps you out watch some of his newer stuff. (best if you have been taking mind altering substances)

Brett
Brett
10 years ago

This is Japanese, not Chinese. (Chinglish tag is wrong)

Brett
Brett
10 years ago

Ahhh, I see. I guess it was found in Taiwan. Anyways, the text behind the toys is Japanese.

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Well I guess it stops you cutting the “so cute” babies in “baby city”.
Got free childs? Just cut baby (oops, doll) in free peaces.
Exterminate! Exterminate!

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Hey, are those sheep? You can’t cut up sheep. We loooovvvve our sheep in NZ, yeah, we love sheep long time (well, some of us apparently).

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

Perhaps they meant to say ‘let’s cute dolls’… Then it would make even less sense.

Kojinka
Kojinka
9 years ago

I want a Totoro doll!

Licorice
Licorice
8 years ago

Take me down to the Baby City.

Tatarujin
Tatarujin
6 years ago

思うままに斬れる‼

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