What happens here, stays here

What happens here, stays here

posted on 16 Sep 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Teresa Coons.
Urinals at Huashan Mountain in China.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

Be careful where you step.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Life is what happens in between the times you pee.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

…dare I ask where the women are?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

There’s something golden in the showers.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

You’re in to the left, you’re in to the right…..

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Why the smile on you face

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Yer In trouble now..

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

You’re in, I’m in, everybody’s in …. between!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Green light means “go”.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Waiter… there’s men in my urine!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Something you do when you drink and drink singlemindedly.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Can’t get rid of these annoying men clinging between your urine? Now, you can say good-bye once and for all, when you use the MEN-FLOSS!!!
(sold in pharmacies and selected hardware stores)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So let me get this straight…there is a special room where men go in between the times they are taking a wizz? NOW I’ve got it! It’s a bar!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

They are probably the customers of the “Anyway, I want all-I-can-drink” bar from yesterday…:
– “Hey, Pete, why you jumpin’ n’ crossin’ your legs buddy?”
– “No time to go to the bathroom, gots meeself only 90′ to drink”
– “OK, but I gotta tell ya, there’s a looooong line at the bathroom”

Few rounds of beer later… sign explained 😉

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Sign found at the “Anyway, I want to pee” facility in Huashan Mountain

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

The sign at the “Incontinents Anonymous” meeting room

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

They put this sign up after they decided to outsource the janitorial services…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’d rather be between the pee than in the $#!+

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Anyone has any pee left after climbing Huashan mountain deserves a special room

coffeebot
10 years ago

Read between the lines.

The yellow lines.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

This must be for the peons.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Watch out for the “wide stance”.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Good slogan for the “All you can drink” place.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

So it’s ? Or how does this work anyway?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Oh, gosh! Please disregard my previous post.
So do I get a man and then I urinate and then get another man? How does this work anyway? What if I’m not gay? Or if I am gay, is this reserved for senators from Idaho? Please splain me.

(Note to all: is there a way to change or delete what I’ve already posted?)

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Yeah, I often get pissed, but right now, I am sober.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes:

Sounds like you’ll have plenty of men there any minute, all sloshing around in urine together. You should get together and work out a way to undo dodgy posts…like this one…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It’s the shower cabin with ‘water’ naturally heated to body temperature.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

China’s response to the popularity of: Girls Gone Wild.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Men between Urine ? Sounds like a Woody Allen movie.

Laura S Reed
Laura S Reed
10 years ago

There must be beer behind this door.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

i’m glad i’m a man between women, not urine.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Not between urine. Just between s#itty jobs.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the latest japanese game show

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Don’t cross the streams!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

And so, the legendary discipline of Jarate was born.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Graffiti found over Chinese urinal, starting at eye level, and going higher and higher to the ceiling (Here, top-down equates to bottom-up at the actual urinal, so imagine you’re going up as you read down):

Look up!

Look up again!

Look up some more!

Look up one more time

Hey, be careful, you’re peeing on your shoes!

stevieyredwings
stevieyredwings
10 years ago

Sounds like a support group

emily
emily
10 years ago

What do men do between urinating?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@emily: Think about urinating.

you
you
10 years ago

sounds like a warning to me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Isn’t it the other way around?

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Get Passed Coffee and Aromatic Water here. Sorry, We’re out of Desktop Bacteria.

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