Would you like a jamocha shake with that dream?

Would you like a jamocha shake with that dream?

posted on 28 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing

…and fruits my nightmare!

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
T-shirt found in Taiwan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Nothing like monosaturated fats to get the day going.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Aagh, it’s that “frying my noodles” cooking concept again……

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Is this another one of those “I’ve been eating in all the wrong places” T-shirt?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Grease my love…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Burger my buns…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I always want fries with my dreams. And every time, waking up is such a disappointment.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

BEWARE: Eat these mutant N-shaped french fries at your own risk!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Analyzing Ronald McDonald’s dreams just got weirder.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Something like “Inception”, only it’s taking place in a chinese fast-food chain… (Engrish subtitles available)

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

CAUTION: Washing this T-shirt may leave a huge oil stain where the stamp once was…

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

BAKESMYNIGHTMARES

SF
SF
10 years ago

Eat softly, because you are eating my dreams.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

“I’ll have an order of fried dreams with a side dish of half-baked fantasies…”.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Only comes in ‘plus’ sizes.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yeah, baby, fries my dream, pimp my ride, and then bite my (censored by order of engrish.com)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You are my transfats
My only transfats
You make me happy
You make me weigh.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Last night I dreamed I ate a giant box of fries, and when I woke up my fingers were gone.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Dr. Martin Luther King wouldn’t be happy!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Guess my dreams are all fried now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I have a dream… one day we will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood with a large order of fries.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

That’s it, son! Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed!

emily
emily
10 years ago

Flies my nightmare!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The “N” shape is to signal “Nuclear” . They have been cooked by nuclear radiation. Cholestrol free and easy to eat in the dark.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

A question of Admin:

“and fruits my nightmare”

or

“and fruit’s my nightmare”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d like the Odin-burger with Rune Fries…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so THAT’S where we lost fryloc..now we need to find meatwad and master shake..

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

and one order of cold large choke please.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Taken from the dreams of Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

…and shakes my tail!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Mmmm… Fried Dreams…. *drooling*
No wonder people are fat, they’re even frying our dreams!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

His name is Frylock and he’s all talk…

Mar Ita Voj
Mar Ita Voj
10 years ago

…told you we should have stuck to alphabet chicken nuggets, but no, you had to buy N-shaped fries. Now our dreams are screwed.

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Fry the friendly skies….hold to catch your dreams get you dreamy world…

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Fries My Dream and Freeze My Waking Life. Fast Food 24/7 What a Time!

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