You buy!

You both sock !

You Shoe

But the t-shirt socks the most!

Lets Hullabullo

Wet blanket

I’m confused: are they saying hello or cursing each other?

My Prozac is wearing off… I can tell.

Sock yourself.

Me Tarzan.

“Me Tarzan. You bed. Now!”

You Lotion! You Basket! You Hose!

You sock man! I’m going to bed.

You shirt!

You bed! Me sheet!

I’ll never wear my socks to bed again…

I like German better than English. Socks = Die Socken (pr: Zocken); which is plural. For there is no such thing as Ein Sock (pr Zock).

Unless of course you visit the Laundromat too often.:)

You have brain of Einstein. Frank that is, not Albert.

♫ Sock you, sock me; sock it for always
That’s the way it should be
sock you, sock me; sock it together
Naturally ♫

While I’m on socks: This Spanish bloke is on holiday in Brissie, when he finds he needs a pair of socks. Despite the fact that he speaks no English, he goes to a menswear store. He asks of the shop assistant; “Un paar de medias por favour.” The shop assistant says; ‘Uhh?’ So the Spanish bloke asks again, with the same result. In the meantime he sees a shelf full of socks. So he walks over picks up a pair and comes back and says; “!Eso si que es!” To which the shop assistant replies. ‘If you know how to… Read more »

Not so unusual: Some day all our belongings will talk to each other – and to the world.
“You bed”, “You sock”, “You washing machine”, “You detergent”, “You store”, “You credit card”, etc.

The next words out of the designer’s mouth were, “You LSD!”

They actually mispelled, it had to be: “You’re bad!” – “You suck!”.

You bad! You suck!

The Word Is Out
You’re Doin’ Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long

“Bed” 1987 Michael Jockstrap

Don’t give me any shirt…

You Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England!

If those things are drawn to scale, that is either one mighty large sock or one really tiny bed.

Me leaving!

“Are you as turned on as I am?”
“More!”
(Smooch, smooch, smooch!)

Bed (to Sock): You suck!
Sock (to Bed): You bet!

“Round 1….Fight!!”

“You Win!”

I’m a socker for beds.

where dryer?

Me bed, you pillow!

You grammar checker!

“Me, doctor ?”

“No, you nurse. Me doctor.”

Him Cheetah.

You person!

Of all the T-shirts we’ve seen on Engrish, THIS is the first one I really want to buy and wear!

You Blockhead! Mind your Engrish!

Me Tarzan

Go Bed Socks! Go Bed Socks!

There wolf. There castle.

No duh!

Fire bad

You sock in bed.

sock in bed better than bush in the red

no, YOU sock!

You shirt?

WHY IS THE SOCK BIGGER THAN THE BED?