Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

The ehtire lesson is ohline…

Photo courtesy of Clay Garnett.
Found in Korea.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Pah! Who’d buy that? Everyone knows Ehglish is a dead language!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Also available in Living Greman, Franch, Spinich and Itlain

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

That book cover is full of typos. It should read: “Livihg Ehglish Lahguage Foreigh.”

Schiggy
Schiggy
9 years ago

Oh, that must be Canada’s nickname for their english, eh?

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Lesson Number One: Let’s start with the cover…

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

And all this time we called it Engrish… Now we now both how it’s really called, and why it’s so popular!

Darbadarba
Darbadarba
9 years ago

Ehglish, eh? Eh bet I knoo what country THAT came from, eh?
*cough* CANADA *cough*

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It’s a living language.
Living things mutate.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
They have wrangled atrangled mangled and abused it♫

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

The Ehgs are a birdlike people who live high in the mountains. They have their own language.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

Today’s disenfranchised youth have developed their own language, based largely on internet memes. When our reporter asked one young man about it, he replied “Eh…”

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

The incredible legible Ehgs.

WW
WW
9 years ago

Ehglish, the language of farmers whose chickens produce Ehgland’s Best ehgs!

Elsys St. Valencia
9 years ago

Ehglish is definitely a foreign language, even for us Engrish speakers!

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

must have watched to much family guy…

APolaris
APolaris
9 years ago

In case you’d prefer to visit Canada…

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

Oh, please, man! It’s so clear! It’s a compilation of tests “correct the wrong spelling”!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

ah so

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

UMMM… Canadian English I suppose eh?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Finally, the long lost Ehglish is alive again. I love it.

Ro-An De Guzman
Ro-An De Guzman
9 years ago

Who cares about Ehnglish? It’s dead already, I wanna learn Kroaen, Japnaese, Chienes, and Spinach!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

User review: “Goose ehg.”

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Is Ehglish derived from the old Gherman and Shaxon languages?

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Rule, Britahhia!

Water imp
Water imp
9 years ago

Ohhhh…so THAT’S what Canadians call the English language…

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

new foreign language..ehgnlish

craigmiller
craigmiller
9 years ago

LOL Canadians. What will they think of next?

Mark Nowitzky
9 years ago

I am the ehg-man.

Jeebers
Jeebers
9 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?! My head hurts…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

I want to go to Ehgland to see Fig Ben, apparently thr Ehglish love breakfast

replicant
replicant
8 years ago

The book proves it we’re the ones who don’t know English, I mean Ehglish.

TheInterlang
TheInterlang
7 years ago

I think Ehgland is somewhere in Canada, no?

TheRockstarr33
TheRockstarr33
6 years ago

Only the best translators are teaching you how to live in the Ehglish language!

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