Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

The ehtire lesson is ohline…

Photo courtesy of Clay Garnett.
Found in Korea.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Pah! Who’d buy that? Everyone knows Ehglish is a dead language!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Also available in Living Greman, Franch, Spinich and Itlain

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That book cover is full of typos. It should read: “Livihg Ehglish Lahguage Foreigh.”

Schiggy
Schiggy
10 years ago

Oh, that must be Canada’s nickname for their english, eh?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Lesson Number One: Let’s start with the cover…

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

And all this time we called it Engrish… Now we now both how it’s really called, and why it’s so popular!

Darbadarba
Darbadarba
10 years ago

Ehglish, eh? Eh bet I knoo what country THAT came from, eh?
*cough* CANADA *cough*

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

It’s a living language.
Living things mutate.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
They have wrangled atrangled mangled and abused it♫

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

The Ehgs are a birdlike people who live high in the mountains. They have their own language.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Today’s disenfranchised youth have developed their own language, based largely on internet memes. When our reporter asked one young man about it, he replied “Eh…”

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The incredible legible Ehgs.

WW
WW
10 years ago

Ehglish, the language of farmers whose chickens produce Ehgland’s Best ehgs!

Elsys St. Valencia
10 years ago

Ehglish is definitely a foreign language, even for us Engrish speakers!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

must have watched to much family guy…

APolaris
APolaris
10 years ago

In case you’d prefer to visit Canada…

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

Oh, please, man! It’s so clear! It’s a compilation of tests “correct the wrong spelling”!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

ah so

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

UMMM… Canadian English I suppose eh?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Finally, the long lost Ehglish is alive again. I love it.

Ro-An De Guzman
Ro-An De Guzman
10 years ago

Who cares about Ehnglish? It’s dead already, I wanna learn Kroaen, Japnaese, Chienes, and Spinach!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

User review: “Goose ehg.”

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Is Ehglish derived from the old Gherman and Shaxon languages?

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Rule, Britahhia!

Water imp
Water imp
10 years ago

Ohhhh…so THAT’S what Canadians call the English language…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

new foreign language..ehgnlish

craigmiller
craigmiller
10 years ago

LOL Canadians. What will they think of next?

Mark Nowitzky
10 years ago

I am the ehg-man.

Jeebers
Jeebers
9 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?! My head hurts…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

I want to go to Ehgland to see Fig Ben, apparently thr Ehglish love breakfast

replicant
replicant
8 years ago

The book proves it we’re the ones who don’t know English, I mean Ehglish.

TheInterlang
TheInterlang
7 years ago

I think Ehgland is somewhere in Canada, no?

TheRockstarr33
TheRockstarr33
6 years ago

Only the best translators are teaching you how to live in the Ehglish language!

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