Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

The ehtire lesson is ohline…

Photo courtesy of Clay Garnett.
Found in Korea.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Pah! Who’d buy that? Everyone knows Ehglish is a dead language!

Algernon
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Algernon

Also available in Living Greman, Franch, Spinich and Itlain

DrLex
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DrLex

That book cover is full of typos. It should read: “Livihg Ehglish Lahguage Foreigh.”

Schiggy
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Schiggy

Oh, that must be Canada’s nickname for their english, eh?

beechoak
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beechoak

Lesson Number One: Let’s start with the cover…

Someone
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Someone

And all this time we called it Engrish… Now we now both how it’s really called, and why it’s so popular!

Darbadarba
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Darbadarba

Ehglish, eh? Eh bet I knoo what country THAT came from, eh?
*cough* CANADA *cough*

Jellychop
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Jellychop

It’s a living language.
Living things mutate.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
They have wrangled atrangled mangled and abused it♫

kitsune
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kitsune

The Ehgs are a birdlike people who live high in the mountains. They have their own language.

Terri
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Terri

Today’s disenfranchised youth have developed their own language, based largely on internet memes. When our reporter asked one young man about it, he replied “Eh…”

Pete
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Pete

The incredible legible Ehgs.

WW
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WW

Ehglish, the language of farmers whose chickens produce Ehgland’s Best ehgs!

Elsys St. Valencia
Guest

Ehglish is definitely a foreign language, even for us Engrish speakers!

phoenixx
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phoenixx

must have watched to much family guy…

APolaris
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APolaris

In case you’d prefer to visit Canada…

Lana
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Lana

Oh, please, man! It’s so clear! It’s a compilation of tests “correct the wrong spelling”!

DragonLady
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DragonLady

ah so

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

UMMM… Canadian English I suppose eh?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Finally, the long lost Ehglish is alive again. I love it.

Ro-An De Guzman
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Ro-An De Guzman

Who cares about Ehnglish? It’s dead already, I wanna learn Kroaen, Japnaese, Chienes, and Spinach!

Classic Steve
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User review: “Goose ehg.”

Tom
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Tom

Is Ehglish derived from the old Gherman and Shaxon languages?

Cecily
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Cecily

Rule, Britahhia!

Water imp
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Water imp

Ohhhh…so THAT’S what Canadians call the English language…

phoenixx
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phoenixx

new foreign language..ehgnlish

craigmiller
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craigmiller

LOL Canadians. What will they think of next?

Mark Nowitzky
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I am the ehg-man.

Jeebers
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Jeebers

Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?! My head hurts…

The Rose that caption
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The Rose that caption

I want to go to Ehgland to see Fig Ben, apparently thr Ehglish love breakfast

replicant
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replicant

The book proves it we’re the ones who don’t know English, I mean Ehglish.

TheInterlang
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TheInterlang

I think Ehgland is somewhere in Canada, no?

TheRockstarr33
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TheRockstarr33

Only the best translators are teaching you how to live in the Ehglish language!

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