Because a relaxed ass is a stylish ass

Because a relaxed ass is a stylish ass

posted on 7 Oct 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Wilbur Yen.
Jeans found in Kyrgyzstan.

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DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Sergeant: Soldier, sit your man-ass down!!!
Soldier: Sir, yes, man-sir!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Dem are some kick-manass pants, I tell ya…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

From the makers of Tush and Bum pants

SF
SF
10 years ago

Best for horse-riding all day.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

A big-ass label for a bad-ass pair of man-ass jeans…..

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

These guys are a menace to English language.
Get it? Menace……
(I know you get it, I just like saying that….. :D)

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I am very relaxed when I sit my man-ass down on the toilet…… And I go out in style, too !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Womanass is in the Ladies’ section and Kidass in the kids section.

DrLex
10 years ago

Exactly what I needed. All my other jeans cause me unpleasant moments of relaxation.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Thanks very much. I do appreciate people who value my big ass.

Morgan le Fay
Morgan le Fay
10 years ago

To be fair, this is clearly a reference to the national folkloric hero of Kyrgyzstan, named Manas (mah-NAHS). It’s generally spelled with one ‘s’ in English, but “Manass” would also be a correct transliteration of the name.

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

Apparently back in the 1800’s they grouped together all the man asses from Turdistan and centralized them in a town in Virginia that was henceforth known as “Manassas.”

Tim S
Tim S
10 years ago

The only jeans that fit me are from SkinnyButt.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

So, uh, what does it say in the front?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Purchase one manass and receive our complementary manhole free

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

For larger gentlemen they also have the Biggass brand.

Kevin
Kevin
10 years ago

They are trying, and failing, to say “Manas” the name of the Kyrgystan’s national hero, eveything in the country is branded “Manas” (Манас) but it usually does not get translated so well!

mosier1
mosier1
10 years ago

and only 885.6 whatevers?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“So you say you’re an ass-man. But are you a Manass-man?”

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Is your ass an original fit?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I am not having an original fit. I’m just trying to get my ass into these damn jeans.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

♫ Manass has seen the glory ♪
♪ Of a Kyrgish pair of jeans ♫
♫ It ripped right through the bottom ♪
♪ And it tore out all the seams ♫

♫ My tush goes marching on ♫

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

Such a truly badass jeans.

rorry
rorry
10 years ago

Now that’s what I call target marketing….

Amy
Amy
10 years ago

just in time for pride week

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so if the seams rip is that em bare ass ing?

ELaMa
10 years ago

Manass??? What about a hot lookin’ Ladyass?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

That is the most polite and elegant way to say “farting” I have ever read here at Engrish… Heck, anywhere for that matter.

VABoilermaker
VABoilermaker
10 years ago

The jeans of choice in Prince William County, VA.

Don Noitall
Don Noitall
9 years ago

All the bulls ran away from Manass because he was such a badass.

VelvetEspeon
VelvetEspeon
9 years ago

Does Drew Pickles have something to do with this?

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