Beijing Ancient Observatory

Beijing Ancient Observatory

posted on 29 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

My child is deformed, what’s in it for me?

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Found in Beijing, China.

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beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

What about Tuesday?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I thought ID stood for “incomplete dentures”…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

SWEET! I’m getting in for free!!!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What so women don’t count.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Deformed woman still needs to pay.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

It’s a bit sexist though…what about my deformed dwarf wife? And our 2 mutant children are both over 200cm tall…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Well, it seems that sometimes it pays off to be the Elephant Man. Although RMB 10 may not exactly compensate for the disadvantages.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Man, just pay the poor guys RMB10, will you?

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Tuesday they’re closed to receive new merchandise about the old stuff you see inside.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

only if you are deformed AND shorter than 100cm

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

The rules may be a little harsh, and it might be a little rough for the deformed woman, but the rules have been observed for hundreds of years.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Look into the telescope, observe the rules, and see the secrets of the universe unfold before your very eyes.

Stefan
Stefan
10 years ago

No child and deformed man left behind!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They accidentally left out the comma after “deformed”. As d17nk mentioned above, the actual requirement for free admission is that a child be short AND deformed.

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

Ok, let’s try slouching: we will pass for either children or deformed men – a free ride anyway!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Deformed Man… the other big outdoor festival for no reason.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

The Elephant Man is gonna love this one!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Deformed men aren’t the only thing that’s short, the weekdays are too! (Where’s Tuesday?)

engrishwebmaster
Admin
10 years ago

If you are a deformed child, we’ll pay you to ride.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

50% off for senior – that means just ONE senior, folks. First senior to make it to the ticket window gets in for half price. Be sportsmanlike – no hurling of dentures or jabbing of canes, please.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

why does this sound like a redneck family reunion…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I’m double-jointed, is that good enough for a freebie?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Come and observe the ancients scrabbling for that one half-price ticket !

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Children less than 100 cm tall are too short to reach and look into the telescope! Hence the free entry.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

Hey look! Aren’t those guys are from Hills Have Eyes?

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

Damn this perfectly sculpted body!!!

DaddyPro
DaddyPro
9 years ago

Not to being understanding, man! Child for having free must have shorter than 100cm. AND shorter than deformed man. We maintain deformed man keep back come out behind so need necessiry length see each child. He go home Tuesday only. Also AARP.

Sidoh
Sidoh
9 years ago

what happened to Tuesday?

Figure.10
9 years ago

If it’s never 16:00PM, do they sell tickets forever?

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