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Beijing Ancient Observatory
posted on 29 Oct 2010 in Chinglish
My child is deformed, what’s in it for me?
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Photo courtesy of Nichola Hutchinson.
Found in Beijing, China.
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What about Tuesday?
I thought ID stood for “incomplete dentures”…
SWEET! I’m getting in for free!!!
What so women don’t count.
Deformed woman still needs to pay.
It’s a bit sexist though…what about my deformed dwarf wife? And our 2 mutant children are both over 200cm tall…
Well, it seems that sometimes it pays off to be the Elephant Man. Although RMB 10 may not exactly compensate for the disadvantages.
Man, just pay the poor guys RMB10, will you?
Tuesday they’re closed to receive new merchandise about the old stuff you see inside.
only if you are deformed AND shorter than 100cm
The rules may be a little harsh, and it might be a little rough for the deformed woman, but the rules have been observed for hundreds of years.
Look into the telescope, observe the rules, and see the secrets of the universe unfold before your very eyes.
No child and deformed man left behind!
They accidentally left out the comma after “deformed”. As d17nk mentioned above, the actual requirement for free admission is that a child be short AND deformed.
Ok, let’s try slouching: we will pass for either children or deformed men – a free ride anyway!
Deformed Man… the other big outdoor festival for no reason.
The Elephant Man is gonna love this one!
Deformed men aren’t the only thing that’s short, the weekdays are too! (Where’s Tuesday?)
If you are a deformed child, we’ll pay you to ride.
50% off for senior – that means just ONE senior, folks. First senior to make it to the ticket window gets in for half price. Be sportsmanlike – no hurling of dentures or jabbing of canes, please.
why does this sound like a redneck family reunion…
I’m double-jointed, is that good enough for a freebie?
Come and observe the ancients scrabbling for that one half-price ticket !
Children less than 100 cm tall are too short to reach and look into the telescope! Hence the free entry.
Hey look! Aren’t those guys are from Hills Have Eyes?
Damn this perfectly sculpted body!!!
Not to being understanding, man! Child for having free must have shorter than 100cm. AND shorter than deformed man. We maintain deformed man keep back come out behind so need necessiry length see each child. He go home Tuesday only. Also AARP.
what happened to Tuesday?
If it’s never 16:00PM, do they sell tickets forever?