Disclaimer: some treasure may have been acquired from enemies

Disclaimer: some treasure may have been acquired from enemies

posted on 28 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

When friends are unobtainable, continue gathering treasure…


Photo courtesy of Nicolas Michelon.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

We’ll give with one hand and take with the other.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Works for Donald Trump…

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Hey, quit looking for the treasure under this sign! It ain’t here.
Go out there in the world to make friends and stop believing crappy signs!

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

The Chinese are beginning to embrace the Robin Hood philosophy…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

A violent armed robber was released without charge today after pleading not guilty to a string of bloody crimes perpetrated across the city over the last 12 months. His defence claimed that he had ‘…a perfectly valid excuse for the 57 violent armed robberies. To wit, he was merely gathering all the treasure in order to make friends in the world.’ This, combined with ‘the issue of his difficult childhood and lack of breastfeeding as an infant’ resulted in the immediate dismissal of all charges against him, and the welcoming of the man as a friend into the chamber itself.… Read more »

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

* Oh, I’m sorry, it’s a banner. My thirst for gold got me carried away to believe it’s a sign of fortune and fame…….:D

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Ok, I collected the treasure and made friends.
Where’s the portal to the next level?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Tony Montana: In this country, first you get the treasure. You get the treasure, then you get the friends.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Be sure to report friends you have made on Form 1040-F Schedule B.

SF
SF
9 years ago

You can get much more friends with a kind word and a treasure than you can with a kind word alone.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The characters under this banner are not made of real gold. Please don’t gather them as treasure.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@Dr. Lex: The characters under the banner look like they might be peeing on the wall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Friends in the world are true treasures.
True friendships are genuine pleasures.
But for empty meaningless shallow fun,
Call Grace at 888-913-8961

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Can’t by me friends.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s what the Brits did and they have all the treasures stored in the British Museum. Now they have lots of friends around the world greeting them with suicide bombers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

typos for company: treasure should be “trash”

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

OK, I’m gonna start with those golden chinese words under the banner!

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

What friends? Who needs them if I have all these treasures!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

A true friend is one, whom having been bought, stays bought.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends. (Anon)

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

All the cadres and the Red Guards gather under the banner to chant the slogans of the revolution and recite the words of our dear and illustrious leader.

“A frog in a pond has no concept of the ocean”

WTF!!!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Why just be greedy for posessions? Own everyone as well!

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

watch out for king midas…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@ “A frog in a pond has no concept of the ocean”

A frog in a Poop Up Pool has no time for dialectical philosophy.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

That strategy worked real well for the Spanish, not so much for the Aztecs.

Has Fidanken
Has Fidanken
9 years ago

All your treasure are belong to us.

Has Fidanken
Has Fidanken
9 years ago

This is what I call “deep shift”

Pr0tophased
Pr0tophased
9 years ago

MMO gaming: China’s next big socialist revolution!

Ric
Ric
9 years ago

Alternative translation:
Win lottery, expect gold-diggers.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

If you have friends treasure them, if you don’t, buy them with treasure.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

♫♪ Shall we gather all the treasure, ♪♫
♪♫ All the treasure in the world. ♫♪

Elsys St. Valencia
9 years ago

It would be even better if you can gather treasure and friends OUT of this world!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

what he says: “I’ll treasure your friendship.”
what he means:”I’ll trade you my friendship for some of your treasure.”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Succinct statement of U.S. foreign policy.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

it is nice to make friends, but it is nicer to make friends who has treasure to give you.

DaddyPro
DaddyPro
9 years ago

This place biggest cookie fortune of world! Now with golden lotto characters.

Alaine
Alaine
8 years ago

Gather ALL the treasure!

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