For that good mouch feel… every time!

For that good mouch feel… every time!

posted on 6 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Dennis Hall.
Rice noodles from Taiwan.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Isaac Asimov’s First Law of Robotic Noodles: A noodle robot may not injure a human being’s stomach or, through getting angry, allow a human being to come to harm.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Contains no glass or metal moving parts.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Why would the chef look Italian in Taiwan

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

The smoochy-toochy toochsome noodles that don’t get angry over you……

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Buttom line is (literally): “…..Ye Gu Fen You….”. Is that an insult ?!?!
Well, “gu fen you, too”! And your noodles!
Aboratively speaking……

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

“it won’t wound stomach” – good! because all the previous brands did, before people resorted to boilling them!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Waiter! There’s an angry robot in my noodles.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

good source of iron

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

If you think an irritable bowel is bad, wait till you get an angry stomach.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Sweet and touchsome”
“good mouch feel and smooth”
Found only in the personal lubricants and shaving products section of the pasta aisle.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Four Great Specialty”… unlike my EX-WIFE…!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Very SPFECIAL!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s not easy to find aboriginal Italians.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

♫ Make Aborativo Mr. Roboto ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Four Great Spfcialty …take off every Zhu.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

It will not get angry, but it may get quite toochsome and mouch insatiably… You never know with these Hualian aborative make noodles anymore!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ It’s not easy to break or bumt (seems so easy, so doggone easy)…♫

Mattew Teoh
Mattew Teoh
10 years ago

Super Robot Noodle from Taiwan- If you eat, will not get angry or wound stomach. It has lots of sugar in it as it is sweet. Mouchy Italian chinese style noodle. Invented by Italian and made in CHINA.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Won’t wound stomach or get angry?

If they had only served this aboard the Nostromo.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I don’t know about Italian Chinese, but there was this German Chinese who opened a restaurant. His name was Adolph Wong. The food was great, but an hour later you were hungry for power.

Willow Ufgood
Willow Ufgood
10 years ago

Chef Robin Williams approved!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

I prefer free range robots to aborative made. They are far less angry.

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

For your next Aboration of the Magi, serve these sweet toochsome robot-non-wounding noodles.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

“Oodles of noodles make bluse poodles jump der schtrudel.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

Edit: blue.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Warning: Contents may rust in water.

Kaas
Kaas
10 years ago

This stuff is made for Gordon Ramsay. All other noodles are way too pissed-off to work with him anymore.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Not easy to break or burn… I guess they must be asbestos noodles…

That explains it, they’re food for robots

Johnny Cache
10 years ago

Just what I needed! Now I can make some Robot Chicken Noodle soup!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Won’t wound stomach or get angry? Promises, promises!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Aborative? Yeah, that Kazakhstan guy again. I knew it!

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

Batteries not included

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

So it´s I, Noodle, not I , Robot ?

kiwi
kiwi
10 years ago

it’s made in CHINA, not Taiwan. fake Taiwanese merchandise…….

yeah, the name is ”Taiwan Xinzhu rice noodle”, but it doesn’t mean that it’s real Taiwanese merchandise.

notice the simplified chinese on the bag, these ugly chinese characters are used in china

Mika
Mika
10 years ago

In the future, there will be a site with wrong translations from English to Chinese all around the world and they’ll laugh of us. :/
Be afraid.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Oh, OK, so it won’t wound stomach, but it’s abortive??? COME ON, XIN ZHU, A LITTLE COHERENCE!!!!!!

Cari
Cari
10 years ago

Thank God! I don’t have to eat those angry, stomach-wounding noodles anymore.

SpicyChick
SpicyChick
10 years ago

Ummm…. this rice taste so wonderful toochsome, also scant and sweet! You must try wonderful 🙂

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

The Church Lady says, “Isn’t that SPFCIAL”

odinthor
10 years ago

Made with happy by our hitch-hiking chef!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Chef Choy-r-Dee?

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

It say’s “not easy broken or bumt”. Butt, how this possible when tonight I am chooking a rump roast…meant to be “bumt”.

ELaMa
10 years ago

robot?! do we need batteries with it?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Noodledroids: Don’t worry, they don’t feel like conquering us puny humans from the inside out… for now.

Domino
Domino
10 years ago

ROBOT!

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

Wow, that chef has a big thumb. So big, he makes noodles that won’t wound or make your stomach angry.

CapsuleBoi
CapsuleBoi
9 years ago

After retiring from the talk-show circuit, Geraldo Riviera decided to follow his dream of making non-stomach wounding Robot Noodles, made in the aborative way, passed down to him from generation to generation.

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