For that good mouch feel… every time!

For that good mouch feel… every time!

posted on 6 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Dennis Hall.
Rice noodles from Taiwan.

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DrLex
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DrLex

Isaac Asimov’s First Law of Robotic Noodles: A noodle robot may not injure a human being’s stomach or, through getting angry, allow a human being to come to harm.

Algernon
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Algernon

Contains no glass or metal moving parts.

Algernon
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Algernon

Why would the chef look Italian in Taiwan

Eduard
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Eduard

The smoochy-toochy toochsome noodles that don’t get angry over you……

Eduard
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Eduard

Buttom line is (literally): “…..Ye Gu Fen You….”. Is that an insult ?!?!
Well, “gu fen you, too”! And your noodles!
Aboratively speaking……

Lana
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Lana

“it won’t wound stomach” – good! because all the previous brands did, before people resorted to boilling them!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Waiter! There’s an angry robot in my noodles.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

good source of iron

Eccekio
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Eccekio

If you think an irritable bowel is bad, wait till you get an angry stomach.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Sweet and touchsome”
“good mouch feel and smooth”
Found only in the personal lubricants and shaving products section of the pasta aisle.

beechoak
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beechoak

“Four Great Specialty”… unlike my EX-WIFE…!

DrZos
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DrZos

Very SPFECIAL!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s not easy to find aboriginal Italians.

DrZos
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DrZos

♫ Make Aborativo Mr. Roboto ♫

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Four Great Spfcialty …take off every Zhu.

DrZos
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DrZos

It will not get angry, but it may get quite toochsome and mouch insatiably… You never know with these Hualian aborative make noodles anymore!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ It’s not easy to break or bumt (seems so easy, so doggone easy)…♫

Mattew Teoh
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Mattew Teoh

Super Robot Noodle from Taiwan- If you eat, will not get angry or wound stomach. It has lots of sugar in it as it is sweet. Mouchy Italian chinese style noodle. Invented by Italian and made in CHINA.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Won’t wound stomach or get angry?

If they had only served this aboard the Nostromo.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

I don’t know about Italian Chinese, but there was this German Chinese who opened a restaurant. His name was Adolph Wong. The food was great, but an hour later you were hungry for power.

Willow Ufgood
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Willow Ufgood

Chef Robin Williams approved!

Xila31
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Xila31

I prefer free range robots to aborative made. They are far less angry.

MitziBell
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MitziBell

For your next Aboration of the Magi, serve these sweet toochsome robot-non-wounding noodles.

Silly Uncle Willy
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“Oodles of noodles make bluse poodles jump der schtrudel.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

Silly Uncle Willy
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Edit: blue.

demondude777
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demondude777

Warning: Contents may rust in water.

Kaas
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Kaas

This stuff is made for Gordon Ramsay. All other noodles are way too pissed-off to work with him anymore.

kitsune
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kitsune

Not easy to break or burn… I guess they must be asbestos noodles…

That explains it, they’re food for robots

Johnny Cache
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Just what I needed! Now I can make some Robot Chicken Noodle soup!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Won’t wound stomach or get angry? Promises, promises!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Aborative? Yeah, that Kazakhstan guy again. I knew it!

kyle vincent
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kyle vincent

Batteries not included

Conventi
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Conventi

So it´s I, Noodle, not I , Robot ?

kiwi
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kiwi

it’s made in CHINA, not Taiwan. fake Taiwanese merchandise…….

yeah, the name is ”Taiwan Xinzhu rice noodle”, but it doesn’t mean that it’s real Taiwanese merchandise.

notice the simplified chinese on the bag, these ugly chinese characters are used in china

Mika
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Mika

In the future, there will be a site with wrong translations from English to Chinese all around the world and they’ll laugh of us. :/
Be afraid.

Jeff
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Jeff

Oh, OK, so it won’t wound stomach, but it’s abortive??? COME ON, XIN ZHU, A LITTLE COHERENCE!!!!!!

Cari
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Cari

Thank God! I don’t have to eat those angry, stomach-wounding noodles anymore.

SpicyChick
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SpicyChick

Ummm…. this rice taste so wonderful toochsome, also scant and sweet! You must try wonderful 🙂

Tom
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Tom

The Church Lady says, “Isn’t that SPFCIAL”

odinthor
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Made with happy by our hitch-hiking chef!

coffeebot
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Chef Choy-r-Dee?

chickenman
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chickenman

It say’s “not easy broken or bumt”. Butt, how this possible when tonight I am chooking a rump roast…meant to be “bumt”.

ELaMa
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robot?! do we need batteries with it?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Noodledroids: Don’t worry, they don’t feel like conquering us puny humans from the inside out… for now.

Domino
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Domino

ROBOT!

Casey
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Casey

Wow, that chef has a big thumb. So big, he makes noodles that won’t wound or make your stomach angry.

CapsuleBoi
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CapsuleBoi

After retiring from the talk-show circuit, Geraldo Riviera decided to follow his dream of making non-stomach wounding Robot Noodles, made in the aborative way, passed down to him from generation to generation.

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