My wife can cook and saw…

My wife can cook and saw…

posted on 16 Oct 2010 in Menus

Never know when you’ll have to trim a chair leg…

Photo courtesy of Mike Bates.
Hotel room booklet found in Japan.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

If nail clippers aren’t enough for emergency surgery.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Sounds like the set-up for a new Saw movie: chained to a wall in a Japanese hotel room, with only a bottle opener, can opener, nail clippers, sawing set, ice pillow and thermometer available…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Do it yourself amputation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It puts the notion in the basket…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hello, Room Service… I need another chain saw.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Hun, have you seen my travel hammer?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Do I clip the nail before or after sawing?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Inspector, I clipped my nail last night before bed, and woke up one sock too many!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I saw that.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

more than one way to get out of a math test…..

Quantity Surveyor Man
Quantity Surveyor Man
10 years ago

Does your wife watch “Sawing For Teens” on tv?

http://www.nfb.ca/film/big_snit/

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I have a notion to open up can of whoop-ass on you !

Don’t doubt me. There’s a can opener right here next to the saw !

Toiletman
Toiletman
10 years ago

Sawing set is especially useful for morning wood.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Idon’t need an ice pillow. the ugly rude ones do fine thanks.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

By the way. If they’re no ions, what are they – quarks?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Well, they do get a lot of dead hookers in that hotel.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Ice pillow – You’ll be out cold.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Well, now we know what notions are, anyway.

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

A sawing set: our special offer to touring rock stars in case they want to trash a room discreetly.

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

You know how tough the steak is if the hotel serves it with a sawing set.

Don Noitall
Don Noitall
9 years ago

You saw my wife, then I saw your wood.

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