Please do not feed the tourist…

Please do not feed the tourist…

posted on 5 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not stare directly at the tourist…

Photo courtesy of Amy Gough.
Found outside of Dandong, China.

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cl
cl
9 years ago

Tourists may bite, esp those from the North Korean border!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The cage for tourists is that way……

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Warning sign for all 3-language-speaking animals out there: if you see this sign, you are too close to a tourist…….

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Get a tourism vaccination now 🙂

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

TOURISM: One of the lesser-known capital sins.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Careful they hunt in packs and follow flags.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Sign found in Port Clinton, Ohio

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Thank God for the US and the war on tourer. Now we can all sleep soundly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Beware the Tourist, my beamish boy!
The camera that snaps, the sunscreen hat,
Beware the Bermuda shorts, and shun
The frumious Airstream Trailer!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“We got one of those back home!”

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

“They’re back”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Much like the man who saw the sign:

***BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS***

and he was.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Beware of Tourism….Especially Airport busses.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Baddest tourism, vely danger!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Please report any people with cameras to the nearest police station.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Yeah, I hear they can be mean…….

DECMATH
9 years ago
nyuk
nyuk
9 years ago

dan’s dong is a popular place

niugaga
niugaga
9 years ago

good good study! day day up!

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

Aaaah… Yet another ‘ism’ to beware of….

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Tour at your own risk!

Lors Doukaiev
Lors Doukaiev
9 years ago

Tourism — the root of all evil.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

beware of the sign

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

“Crikey! Look at that tourist! It’s really agitated so let’s be very careful in touching it. This tourist has enough venom that can kill seven humans in less than 2 minutes”

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

You tourist! Beware of bed sock infestation!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

A fabulous beast is the Tourist,
As it leaps from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whilstles like a cow.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

EDIT: whistles.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Pay attention to warning signs: rental cars and fanny packs. Stay clear of areas tourists are known to frequent such as souvenir shops and exaggerated points of interest. Attacks from tourists are most likely to occur during ‘tourist season’ but can happen at any time near museums or amusement parks. If you see any suspicious commemorative patches, bumper stickers or coins, contact your local tourist ranger immediately.

Natalie
Natalie
9 years ago

This sign is also often found in Orlando, Florida.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

They might shoot you with their cameras.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

damn tourist, having fun at the having fun prohibited zone

Misanthrope
Misanthrope
9 years ago

In case you don’t know, the sign actually tells the tourist to stay on the safe side while touring.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

yet another “friendly” place..

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Please send more tourists. The last ones were delicious.

RUSKEEN
RUSKEEN
9 years ago

TRUE WITH AMERICAN TOURISTS,BCOZ. WHEREVER THEY GO ,THE PLACE WILL BE RUINED.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Beware of Tourists: They shoot first (with cameras), ask questions(like when do we eat?)later!

Ich
Ich
9 years ago

Locals only.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
9 years ago

They’ll make us have to write more signs in English!

ELaMa
9 years ago

No tourists looking at this comment!

kadu
kadu
9 years ago

perhaps this is a sign on the Yalu river (Chinese side) facing China. 😀

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Do not startle the tourist, Badger Harry, etc.

HardRockMark
9 years ago

Dont say we didnt warn you about the damn tourists!

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

Darn! They found out my secret. Now how am I ever going to lure in the locals??

RandomnessFTW
RandomnessFTW
9 years ago

I better watch out next time I go to Korea…

j s
j s
9 years ago

The Beijing Today blog explains this sign in good detail (I won’t post the link here because it may be considered spam).

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

“Don’t Feed the tourists!”

Max Period
Max Period
9 years ago

My translation from Chinese: “Safe Tourism”

Ally
Ally
9 years ago

thats raceisum!

Ally
Ally
9 years ago

they get alot (I mean alot of things) wrong. including the spelling

ZENIT
ZENIT
9 years ago

A tourist ate my mother!

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