The custodian must be read it as follow!

The custodian must be read it as follow!

posted on 8 Oct 2010 in Instructions, Toys

Photo courtesy of Marcus Antonsson.
Photo of toy box.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

No, seriously, someone needs a doctor so as to lead to sanity!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

(if I were a woman…..):
No, no batteries, just the forbidden finger…..

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

It’s a good thing they didn’t go as far with Engrish as to lead to “after play, take out and turn off batteries”…….

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Maybe it’s just me, but is this the most sexually implicit toy instruction set out there OR WHAT?

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

CAUTION: Only speakers of Engrish may can using this toy by safety

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Goes well with the Tai Wan Xin Zhu Rice Noodles.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

My forbidden finger got stuck into the anode without correcting the negative pole. Would someone help?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Improper battery use and liquid leakage… JUST WHAT KIND OF TOY IS THIS?!??

DrLex
10 years ago

Do not cover head with plastic bag. Plastic bag should be placed over forbidden finger, which then should be inserted as moving part. Take care not to cause stifle when leading forbidden finger into mouth. After playing, if liquid from forbidden finger has adhered to skin, hair or clothes, wash at once.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

♫Come all you young children, take a warnin by me,
Forbid the finger, don’t mix no batt’ry,
For the acid will get you , and enter your eyes,
And the gap will catch fingers, that are a small size.♫

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

♫So as to…
Eat it, eat it,
No one wants to be forbidded
Showin’ how funky and strong is your finger
It doesn’t matter if you’re right- or left- winger♫

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

Not play under 3 years children, or else they will get all stringy and sinewy and not taste nearly as good when you so as to eat.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m Stanislov Nokowski am I’m the Negative Pole. You got a problem with that?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

You Asians have strange after-play.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Finger, do not insert.
In my country, we call that foreplay.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@jjhitt. No sir. I’m just here for the Anode.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You can lead a horse to water wash, but you cant make him stifle.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@jjhitt Australian foreplay: “Are you awake/”

Amanda
Amanda
10 years ago

I see a potential action movie title:

Liquid Leakage: Heat and Splits

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

One old battery and one new, the tale of the forbidden!

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

Life in Archie Bunker’s house:
Edith: Archie!!!! Did you water wash your hands before sitting down for dinner?
Archie: Cover head and face with plastic-bag so as to lead to stifle, Edith!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

In case, battery liquid entered into eyes, Please water wash?

So what do I use to wash with if the liquid gets in my eyes out of case?

rorry
rorry
10 years ago

‘Custodian’ must be Engrish code for Dungeon Mistress….

minvac
minvac
10 years ago

…ahhhH! Forget it, I don’t wanna play anymore.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Improper use of batteries leads to liquid leakage? And here I thought it was my prostate.

Alan
Alan
10 years ago

Forbidden small parts!? Hey, I resemble that comment!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

When Circuit City merged with the Forbidden City…

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

As warned by Stifle’s Mom.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

If not seriously; or you’re just faking battery liquid in eyes, please kindly lead yourself to stifle.

ELaMa
10 years ago

what small parts?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

You ain’t eatin’ mah lunch batteries, kiddie!

MGabbard
MGabbard
10 years ago

Pay attention to the forbidden finger… Or else !!!

AstrayKat
AstrayKat
9 years ago

I just want the kid to stifle! please! why doesn’t it stop?!

Chuck Tedeschi
Chuck Tedeschi
8 years ago

Forbidden Instructions are stifle…

Laughingstock
Laughingstock
8 years ago

@Eccekio: American foreplay: forbidden small parts led into the mouth might cause a little stifling, but if foreplay is successful and the liquid leakage enters into the eyes and/or clothes, ususally you just have to wash it. Danger usually only occurs when something OTHER than finger inserted into moving parts and negative pole had no plastic-bag. ~wink wink nudge nudge~

Myself
4 years ago

Stifling heat…and splits!

Myself
4 years ago

If they make you do the splits to punish you if you improperly use the batteries…goddamn, I’m scared straight. I’d accidentally castrate myself if I tried to do the splits.

Myself
4 years ago

That, or this toy is for gymnasts’ use only. Those who can properly withstand heat and splits.

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