Two weeks will be enough…

Two weeks will be enough…

posted on 1 Oct 2010 in Clothing

I’ll be back…


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Photo courtesy of Ryan.
T-shirt found in Taiwan.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

Kick me in the back to the future.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Anyone who wears this T-shirt is asking for it!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

♫ Kick me tender, kick me sweet
to the future let me go

Kick me tender, kick me long
so I can be reloaded ♫

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

*After the kick*

— Future is temporarily out of service. Click “Retry” for another kick or “Cancel” to return to your previous pathetic condition. —

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

One of the rejected title proposals for the new Terminator sequel.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

somewhat double barrelled

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

And besides… I’m out of Jelly Babies.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Were you loaded to begin with?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

That would be handy to get to the future. That way, you could be where you were going to be, without having to go to the trouble of getting ready to go there.

OOOhhh! My head hurts. Now where is my medication?

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Just what the world wants. A “Kick Me” shirt with benefits.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I wanted to kick you, but couldn’t find such a creative excuse… Thanks!!!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Can’t I just kick you for no particular reasons?

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Just for kicks!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

And if the future sucks, at least I’ll get a kick out of it !

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Sorry but we can only kick you into next week.

ben
ben
10 years ago

And if you kick hard enough, I won’t just be Reloaded, I’ll have Revolutions.

ben
ben
10 years ago

Just make sure they’re doing at least 88 mph when they kick you.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

And all these time we thought time travel required science, when all it really needed was a swift kick in the pants.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I’m waiting for Kick Me To The Future Part II where Biff get’s rich.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

So it´s the “Terminator reloaded” ?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Yar cloze-gib dem to me. Now.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Ironic that the largest words are the only ones that wouldn’t be capitalized in a title.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Private: Sir, we are out of ammo. What shall we do?

Sargent: Quit your blabberin and start kicking each other private!!!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

You won’t be 18 for another two weeks, Marci. I just can’t wait that long. If you don’t let me kick you tonight I’ll find someone who will.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Isn’t that supposed to go on the back of the shirt…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

kick me with your best shot!! fire away..hold it i need to reload!!!

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

How about a slap or a shove instead?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I had to read that twice. I thought “the Sarge” was suggesting they should kick each other’s privates !

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Do I smell a Three-Stooges cameo appearance in the next Terminator sequel?

(Niiiahhh, niiiiiiiiahhh)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

@Chuck Well during the latest war games one offiver was caught by the Privates.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

EDIT officer

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I don’t know what you’tr thinking of reloading, but I’ll be happy to knock you into next week …

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

I’m gonna kick you so hard you won’t return.

legitimate beef
legitimate beef
9 years ago

It gives you something to think about.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

This shirt is definitely NOT recommended for pregnant women!

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