We’re just not that close

We’re just not that close

posted on 17 Oct 2010 in Snacks

I can’t miss you if you won’t go away…


Photo courtesy of Mackenzie Marcotte.
Gift cookies found at Narita Airport, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just get lost.

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

Since there is no harmony between us, let’s just keep our distance.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Why didn’t they just translate the Japanese and say “White Forest Harmony” instead of repeating the Japanese twice…once in Japanese and once in romaji?

Instead they get “No Harmony”. Sounds like my household.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I ought to be able to put 150 yards on that heart with a 5 Iron.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I would also wish happiness after a heart transplant.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

There’s surely no more harmony. I wholeheartedly wish you distant happiness. Order me a case and ship them to my mother-in-law.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Can we at least get some melody then?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Absence does make the heart grow fonder. The less I see of you, the better I like you. 😛

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Well! Having been married for 42 years, I can recommend separate houses. Works fine for me. Or if your budget runs to it, separate countries.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

43 actually

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Up close, I wish you to mori & go to Hell.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I KNOW! I KNOW!!. They’re bags of Stuff Off Powder.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

don’t go away mad just go away!!!!

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

We are sorry to see you go (alive)… Here’s a biscuit, since the fugu apparently didn’t work…

RiderLeangle
10 years ago

OK.. Thats a bad sign when I can’t figure out what’s wrong..

my guitar wants to kill your mama
my guitar wants to kill your mama
10 years ago

Note to self: new favourite text message

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

In other words, you’re wonderful from afar, but far from wonderful !

Sensei Le Roof
Sensei Le Roof
9 years ago

I don’t wish every happiness. Gotta keep some for myself, you know. And only with my left ventricle.

bt6336
bt6336
9 years ago

‘no’ is like a clause. you pronounce it as ‘no’ not ‘noe’ (not capital ‘O’)

777
777
7 years ago

No friendship either

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