10 minutes…

Omnipotence, the Great Canadian Dream.

Gets rid of unwanted fat in seconds everywhere

At the end of the seventh day, God was pleased. But then he saw the fattiness, and he was much displeased. ‘Yay’ he spake, ‘what I needeth is some sort of whipping apparatus that will shape these slovenly masses into slender stems. And it will do so in a timely manner, say, ten minutes.’ And thus it was so. ‘And to this whipping apparatus I shall give a name, and that name shall be Seven, because it is meant to work in ten minutes. For this reason, I shall call it seven. Because fat people are easily confused and hopeless… Read more »

I am Seven of Nine of the Borg. You will be makeovered in only 10 minutes. Resistance is futile.

Omnipotence whips fattiness. Every time.

♫ Go forward. Move ahead… ♫

The omnipotent and whips fattiness all in seven minutes!

I want one. Doesn’t matter I’m scared of its description. I need one! 🙂

Whip me another 10 minutes. Pleaaase !

This was actually a movie merchandising tie-in with the film The Magnificent Seven (famously inspired by The Seven Samurai) but the title was unfortunate poorly translated. The surplus merchandise was then repackaged (again poorly translated, but that’s a given for packages featured on this site) and exported to Canada.

O Canada, Our home and fat man’s land!

Well, my waist certainly looks different. Same size, but now it’s covered in long red welts.

10 Minutes.
7 Omnipotence.
23 Human rights violations.

looks just like a telefunken U47

The moment you mentioned the whipping apparatus I was yours.

Oh my god! 8 omnipotence and 12 minutes later, my waist is overmaked!

@dangevin — Priceless ! (or $99.95 Cdn)

Why pay those crazy prices for a certified plastic surgeon? Now in only 12 minutes you can lift and tuck at home! Only 19.95! Call now and we’ll throw in a second kit absolutely free!

Only on Engrish.com will you find a verb like “makeovered”.

Extreme Body Makeovered

I knew the seven dwarfs were sent by God to whip the fat out of that chubby Snow White chick…

Do you need a makeovered?

Get whipped into shape!

10 minute omnipotence? I’m in!

Merlin’s Beard!
It’s the 4th of the Deadly Hallows!
If only Voldemort had known…

Nothing is as omnipotent at makeovering your fattiness!

Once I have the omnipotence I doubt I’ll care about the fattiness of my waist!

In just 10 minutes, my whip was fattered…