10 minutes…

10 minutes…

posted on 13 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items



Photo courtesy of Michael Tedesco.
Found in British Columbia, Canada.

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lexismad
lexismad
9 years ago

Omnipotence, the Great Canadian Dream.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Gets rid of unwanted fat in seconds everywhere

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

At the end of the seventh day, God was pleased. But then he saw the fattiness, and he was much displeased. ‘Yay’ he spake, ‘what I needeth is some sort of whipping apparatus that will shape these slovenly masses into slender stems. And it will do so in a timely manner, say, ten minutes.’ And thus it was so. ‘And to this whipping apparatus I shall give a name, and that name shall be Seven, because it is meant to work in ten minutes. For this reason, I shall call it seven. Because fat people are easily confused and hopeless… Read more »

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I am Seven of Nine of the Borg. You will be makeovered in only 10 minutes. Resistance is futile.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Omnipotence whips fattiness. Every time.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

♫ Go forward. Move ahead… ♫

Areze
Areze
9 years ago

The omnipotent and whips fattiness all in seven minutes!

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

I want one. Doesn’t matter I’m scared of its description. I need one! 🙂

SF
SF
9 years ago

Whip me another 10 minutes. Pleaaase !

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

This was actually a movie merchandising tie-in with the film The Magnificent Seven (famously inspired by The Seven Samurai) but the title was unfortunate poorly translated. The surplus merchandise was then repackaged (again poorly translated, but that’s a given for packages featured on this site) and exported to Canada.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

O Canada, Our home and fat man’s land!

dangevin
9 years ago

Well, my waist certainly looks different. Same size, but now it’s covered in long red welts.

dangevin
9 years ago

10 Minutes.
7 Omnipotence.
23 Human rights violations.

my guitar wants to kill your mama
my guitar wants to kill your mama
9 years ago

looks just like a telefunken U47

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The moment you mentioned the whipping apparatus I was yours.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Oh my god! 8 omnipotence and 12 minutes later, my waist is overmaked!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@dangevin — Priceless ! (or $99.95 Cdn)

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Why pay those crazy prices for a certified plastic surgeon? Now in only 12 minutes you can lift and tuck at home! Only 19.95! Call now and we’ll throw in a second kit absolutely free!

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

Only on Engrish.com will you find a verb like “makeovered”.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Extreme Body Makeovered

Jeff
Jeff
9 years ago

I knew the seven dwarfs were sent by God to whip the fat out of that chubby Snow White chick…

Da chiken
Da chiken
9 years ago

Do you need a makeovered?

Candace
Candace
9 years ago

Get whipped into shape!

Mrs. Moore
Mrs. Moore
9 years ago

10 minute omnipotence? I’m in!

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
9 years ago

Merlin’s Beard!
It’s the 4th of the Deadly Hallows!
If only Voldemort had known…

Sr. Jon
Sr. Jon
9 years ago

Nothing is as omnipotent at makeovering your fattiness!

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

Once I have the omnipotence I doubt I’ll care about the fattiness of my waist!

Yallo
Yallo
8 years ago

In just 10 minutes, my whip was fattered…

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