10 minutes…

10 minutes…

posted on 13 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items



Photo courtesy of Michael Tedesco.
Found in British Columbia, Canada.

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lexismad
lexismad
10 years ago

Omnipotence, the Great Canadian Dream.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Gets rid of unwanted fat in seconds everywhere

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

At the end of the seventh day, God was pleased. But then he saw the fattiness, and he was much displeased. ‘Yay’ he spake, ‘what I needeth is some sort of whipping apparatus that will shape these slovenly masses into slender stems. And it will do so in a timely manner, say, ten minutes.’ And thus it was so. ‘And to this whipping apparatus I shall give a name, and that name shall be Seven, because it is meant to work in ten minutes. For this reason, I shall call it seven. Because fat people are easily confused and hopeless… Read more »

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I am Seven of Nine of the Borg. You will be makeovered in only 10 minutes. Resistance is futile.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

Omnipotence whips fattiness. Every time.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

♫ Go forward. Move ahead… ♫

Areze
Areze
10 years ago

The omnipotent and whips fattiness all in seven minutes!

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

I want one. Doesn’t matter I’m scared of its description. I need one! 🙂

SF
SF
10 years ago

Whip me another 10 minutes. Pleaaase !

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

This was actually a movie merchandising tie-in with the film The Magnificent Seven (famously inspired by The Seven Samurai) but the title was unfortunate poorly translated. The surplus merchandise was then repackaged (again poorly translated, but that’s a given for packages featured on this site) and exported to Canada.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

O Canada, Our home and fat man’s land!

dangevin
10 years ago

Well, my waist certainly looks different. Same size, but now it’s covered in long red welts.

dangevin
10 years ago

10 Minutes.
7 Omnipotence.
23 Human rights violations.

my guitar wants to kill your mama
my guitar wants to kill your mama
10 years ago

looks just like a telefunken U47

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The moment you mentioned the whipping apparatus I was yours.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Oh my god! 8 omnipotence and 12 minutes later, my waist is overmaked!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@dangevin — Priceless ! (or $99.95 Cdn)

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Why pay those crazy prices for a certified plastic surgeon? Now in only 12 minutes you can lift and tuck at home! Only 19.95! Call now and we’ll throw in a second kit absolutely free!

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

Only on Engrish.com will you find a verb like “makeovered”.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Extreme Body Makeovered

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

I knew the seven dwarfs were sent by God to whip the fat out of that chubby Snow White chick…

Da chiken
Da chiken
10 years ago

Do you need a makeovered?

Candace
Candace
10 years ago

Get whipped into shape!

Mrs. Moore
Mrs. Moore
10 years ago

10 minute omnipotence? I’m in!

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
10 years ago

Merlin’s Beard!
It’s the 4th of the Deadly Hallows!
If only Voldemort had known…

Sr. Jon
Sr. Jon
10 years ago

Nothing is as omnipotent at makeovering your fattiness!

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

Once I have the omnipotence I doubt I’ll care about the fattiness of my waist!

Yallo
Yallo
8 years ago

In just 10 minutes, my whip was fattered…

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