A centipede wedding reception essential

A centipede wedding reception essential

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

This thing’s shredding my thigh!

Photo courtesy of Erin Moore.
Grater from Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Nothing like the taste of fresh gartered cehese and crarot. ymu ymu!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oh crap! I gartered my finger again!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

For that sexy kitchen look ….

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

My leg doesn’t seem to fit through the hole.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Got it at my friend’s wedding. She had a gartered leg, and he needed a dentist.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

She has grate legs.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

An essential part of kinky SM lingerie.

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

The bridesmaids ran away and tossed the damned thing among themselves like a hot potato

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Ya Garter Git Dis Thing…

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

…and in England, they have the prestigious Order of the Grater.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Meanwhile, across town, a frustrated housewife was furiously trying to grate cheese with a garter.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Something old, something new, a borrowed kitchen utensil, something blue.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

i always hated that part of math… garter than, less then

SF
SF
10 years ago

Honni soit qui mal y gratte.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@ Algernon. Which leg big boy.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Also removes unsightly leg hair!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@cecily. Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Echesses.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Dish Dryer.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I know: Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Sink Pots.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The real order = Knight of The Garter, Warden of the Cinque Ports.

Bill S.
Bill S.
10 years ago

Funny, but I think “True Engrish” has to or at least should be more than a simple typo. I much prefer the real “blathering nonsense” examples over mere misspellings.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Good god, all those holes in the garter. How many women are you marrying????

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

That’d explain the chafing on my thighs.

John
John
10 years ago

For brides garting on grooms nerves.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so this is what you get for your ‘sister wives”

英会話 神戸 三宮

@Eduard -> LOL!
/me instantly pictures a chick with these wrapped around her

Artillery
Artillery
10 years ago

Panty and Stocking with Grater belt

Diddims
Diddims
10 years ago

The perfect gift for the she-woman in your life.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

You haven’t lived till your woman puts one of these on!

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