A centipede wedding reception essential

A centipede wedding reception essential

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

This thing’s shredding my thigh!

Photo courtesy of Erin Moore.
Grater from Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Nothing like the taste of fresh gartered cehese and crarot. ymu ymu!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Oh crap! I gartered my finger again!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

For that sexy kitchen look ….

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

My leg doesn’t seem to fit through the hole.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Got it at my friend’s wedding. She had a gartered leg, and he needed a dentist.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

She has grate legs.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

An essential part of kinky SM lingerie.

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

The bridesmaids ran away and tossed the damned thing among themselves like a hot potato

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Ya Garter Git Dis Thing…

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

…and in England, they have the prestigious Order of the Grater.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Meanwhile, across town, a frustrated housewife was furiously trying to grate cheese with a garter.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Something old, something new, a borrowed kitchen utensil, something blue.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

i always hated that part of math… garter than, less then

SF
SF
9 years ago

Honni soit qui mal y gratte.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@ Algernon. Which leg big boy.

Xila31
Xila31
9 years ago

Also removes unsightly leg hair!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@cecily. Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Echesses.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Dish Dryer.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I know: Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Sink Pots.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The real order = Knight of The Garter, Warden of the Cinque Ports.

Bill S.
Bill S.
9 years ago

Funny, but I think “True Engrish” has to or at least should be more than a simple typo. I much prefer the real “blathering nonsense” examples over mere misspellings.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Good god, all those holes in the garter. How many women are you marrying????

gbear
gbear
9 years ago

That’d explain the chafing on my thighs.

John
John
9 years ago

For brides garting on grooms nerves.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

so this is what you get for your ‘sister wives”

英会話 神戸 三宮

@Eduard -> LOL!
/me instantly pictures a chick with these wrapped around her

Artillery
Artillery
9 years ago

Panty and Stocking with Grater belt

Diddims
Diddims
9 years ago

The perfect gift for the she-woman in your life.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

You haven’t lived till your woman puts one of these on!

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