Climactic prophylactic

Climactic prophylactic

posted on 29 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

It’s not his heart that is throbbing…

Photo courtesy of Keith Carlaw.
Found on nightstand in Nantong, China hotel room.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Hi. The Gideons haven’t been around for a while so we stuck these in your drawer instead. After all, it’s all about getting to heaven, isn’t it?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Our new spiked condoms not only perforate your lover’s pelvic organs in order to reach the ‘g’ point, but also induce status epilepticus in the wearer, bringing a continuous climax & grade four haemorrhagic shock to the woman and an erotically slow and drawn out death as the male drowns in his own foaming vomit. Only at starred hotels and private hospitals with neurovascular surgical backup.

Warning: contains latex and iron; may cause violent death.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Already comes tugid.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Batteries not included. Flashlight for a bright orgasm not recommended to people wearing glasses. Vibration energy on demand. Call room service for details. Or 911 in case of intense convulsions.
Please enjoy your stay!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Let heartthrob. Otherwise you’ll die.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

“Darling, is there an earthquake?!”
“No, it is the earth moving experience I promised you.”

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

But… I like to persent.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Let’s Heartthrob!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

“G point of woman through space” … I never would have guessed a sex toy would make me think of Steven Hawking.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Let’s Convulse!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

I feel so joyous.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Use the Vibration Energy, Luke.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“Only available in starred hotels…”
…that charge by the hour.

英会話 神戸 三宮

in case you have a seizure, this is why

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

“Please seek medical attention for convulsions lasting more than 4 hours…”

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

Looks like some BDSM stuff.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

You don’t need to wear it if you’re just rubbing noses

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Is this what is called “gilding the lily”??

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If its rockin don’t come knockin.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

They can also be quite shocking.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

It’s quite rude to stand there gawking.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

I have a fetish for garters and stockings.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

More boinking, less talking.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Well if it vibrates on its own, is a guy necessary?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Ribbed, pointed, barbed, and steel-reinforced for her pleasure.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

“Throb by Throb” ®

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

insert tab a into slot b

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

No Persenting and No Hullaballoo.

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Caution:
If irritation arises, give your guy a tight slap and tell him to get out !!!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Convulsions guaranteed! No epileptic condition required!
–Hotel La Maitresse

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Eccekio through Chris, we’ve got five rhyming comments. Well done!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Great … a condom that makes me feel unnecessary. Apparently, I’m just here to wear the damned thing. Thank you for bringing me to this lovely starred hotel, honey; it’s done such wonders for my masculine ego.

Meow
Meow
9 years ago

Convulsionary Condom? That’s the last set of words I want to hear…in bed.

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

The more immediately she feel joyous, the sooner go you to sleep.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Convulsionary Condom was dropped from stealth aircraft during Operation Desert Storm.
DO NOT PERSENT CONVULSIONARY CONDOM!

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