Did we mention this is a mat-toilet?

Did we mention this is a mat-toilet?

posted on 9 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Andy Greenlees.
Toilet seat cover package instructions (from China).

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Keep Your Hands Chean At All Times While Removing The Dirty After Wet.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Is this some kind of Möbius mat-toilet?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

After a long, hot, dusty day, I always chean my dirty with a brush and chean water. But only after wet of course.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

YIYING = the DIY instruction set for cheaning in Clina……

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

As distinct from Mat Damon, who is completely entangled Luciana

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

My name is Matt and I endorse this message.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Hang on, so you put the toilet out in the sun after washing.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The western story of Chean Brush, Dirty Harry and Mat Toilet, a.k.a. the Chinese toiletry version of the good, the bad and the ugly!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

* Better yet: Dirty Hairy! 😀

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Completely entangled .. ’nuff said.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Chint Eastwood rides into the sunset after eliminating the dirty Mat-Toilet

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Ever wondered how all the crap is harvested before it is fried, steamed, boiled etc? I give you the Mat Toilet.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

I need to Chean the Dirty…

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“Put The Mat-Toilet Under The Mat-Toilet…”.
“Remove The Mat-Toilet From The Mat-Toilet…”.

Welcome to the Zen of Mat-Toilet.

Sam
Sam
9 years ago

I see a real opportunity for a book deal here…
“Zen and the Art of Mat-Toilet Cleaning”

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Dear mister Yiying, I ghave completely entangled the toilet seat with the mat toilet. However I had some difficulty with the process. I got my right arm and left leg jammed through the hole in the toilet seat, my right leg was jammed in the cistern and my left arm was entwined in the mat toilet, and tied to the seat. My head was stuck in the toilet bowl. At this point I may have panicked, for I flushed the toilet. As a result, I damn near drowned. Please kind Sirs, look favourably upon my request for a refund of… Read more »

Cheanu Reeves
Cheanu Reeves
9 years ago

For mat-toilets anywhere, this YIYING must be the yin and yang all-in-one. Like the Dirty and the Chean.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

If I remove the mat-toilet from the mat-toilet, what am I putting the detergent on, exactly?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

These are commonly used in physics labs.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

SUCCESS! I have put the mat-toilet under, over and through the mat-toilet and made a knot in the toilet seat!

Now, how do I sh*t????

Wang
Wang
9 years ago

You wong !! Is math toilet !!

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

You put de mat in de toilet an’ drink ’em bot’ up.

Elsys St. Valencia
9 years ago

It’s both a mat and a toilet. Of course, if you sit on a mat and use it as a toilet, then obviously you’re gonna chean the “dirty” afterwards.

Bakufun Berboso
9 years ago

Introducing,
The “MAT-TOILET”.

This product is different from the other mat-toilets since you don’t have to clean it; you just have to CHEAN it.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

I’m not yiying

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

im confused ill just hold it

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

What is the sound of one mat toilet slapping?

Foosnark
Foosnark
9 years ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Mat-Toilets, so I put a Mat-Toilet under the Mat-Toilet so you can pull the Mat-Toilet while you entangle the Mat-Toilet.

gonovox
gonovox
9 years ago

Is this a mat-toilet? please specify clearly

Pansy
Pansy
9 years ago

In case of dirty put onto the sink.

Greg
Greg
9 years ago

Mat-toilet sold seperately

ermis
9 years ago

in stitches i am

Chickentacos
Chickentacos
9 years ago

Dude, I can’t get it off, it’s completely entangled in the toilet seat.

Safierdrgn
Safierdrgn
9 years ago

It puts the mat-toilet on the mat-toilet or else it gets the hose again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Put the Spam under the Toilet then pull the Spam up until the Spam completely entangled the Toilet Spam Spam Spam Spam Toilet Spam Spam Toilet & Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam …

Shortly, this is Spam.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Did the band Yes write the instructions?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

u all wong…is toilet mat! know us you lead reft to light

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

As far as I know, these instructions require tearing the mat-toilet apart more than two times. (mat-toilet from mat-toilet, etc.)

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

How do you remove it from itself?

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

Sup dawg! We heard you like Mat-Toilets so we put a Mat-Toilet in your Mat-Toilet so you can put it under it while you put it over it.

Cecily
Cecily
8 years ago

I liked the part where it said “mat-toilet”.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Introducing the mat-toilet! To purchase a mat-toilet, go to the mat-toilet webpage and click the mat-toilet purchase button to get your mat-toilet via the mat-toilet courier for mat-toilets. Then unpack your mat-toilet. Take your mat-toilet out of the mat-toilet toilet bag, lift your mat-toilet with your mat-toilet toilet mat-toilet arms and place the mat mat-toilet toilet on the desired mat-tolet spot mat toilet. Toilet mat-toilet mat-toilet mat-toilet. Mat toilet. Toilet mat-toilet. Mat-toilet.

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