Evacuation plans…

Evacuation plans…

posted on 10 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Stop, drop and poop…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at supermarket in Wuhan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Do you kiss your arse goodbye as well.

Meli
Meli
11 years ago

Ok! Number one or number two?? I mean the number of the door to evacuate…

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I don’t think this is such a good strategy. Methane is quite flammable.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Maybe this explains the Use Stairs instructions in the restroom.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Please read BEFORE ordering the enchiladas .

T
T
11 years ago

… bend over and line up, make sure there is no room in between.

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

… and click your heels together and repeat: “There’s no place like home.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

In case of not so dense smoke, use wet towel to cover your rear and thrust to ejaculate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

use purse below sign to break glass in case of emergency

Etheral
11 years ago

“Fire alarm call point” – Chinese translation for “E.T phone home.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

In the event all means of escaping from fire ineffective, just cry ” Down with the Communist Party!” and state police will appear out of nowhere throwing you in safe jail.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Don’t point that thing at me

Classic Steve
11 years ago

“First you say it, then you do it….”

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

If the flames don’t kill you, the gas will….

kitsune
kitsune
11 years ago

And here I always heard the safety rule was “don’t bend over for the soap”

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

and we have a video camera so we KNOW who did it…

Lana
Lana
11 years ago

Oh, isn’t it possible to skip the formal bowing in an emergency?!

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

What to do when you feel constipated

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

What if the dense smoke is coming from me? I did have a burrito for lunch.

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

is that hand poking at some spot when you bend over?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

S’ok. Go ahead…in the dense smoke nobody will see or smell it anyway.

But just be careful where you decide to drop ‘n’ roll, K?

phil
phil
11 years ago

Waterboard at BBQ?

Don Foley
Don Foley
11 years ago

Warning! Dense smoke may be caused by evacuration!

Shintarou
Shintarou
11 years ago

I think this sign’s trying to tell us that if there’s a fire, we’re screwed.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Alarms sounding, people panicking, hysteria and mayhem squared, and you want me to stop and take a poop?

Max Period
Max Period
10 years ago

Mostly accurate translation on this sign though. should be “bend down” instead of “bend over”

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