Evacuation plans…

Evacuation plans…

posted on 10 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Stop, drop and poop…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at supermarket in Wuhan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Do you kiss your arse goodbye as well.

Meli
Meli
9 years ago

Ok! Number one or number two?? I mean the number of the door to evacuate…

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I don’t think this is such a good strategy. Methane is quite flammable.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Maybe this explains the Use Stairs instructions in the restroom.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Please read BEFORE ordering the enchiladas .

T
T
9 years ago

… bend over and line up, make sure there is no room in between.

Sam
Sam
9 years ago

… and click your heels together and repeat: “There’s no place like home.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In case of not so dense smoke, use wet towel to cover your rear and thrust to ejaculate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

use purse below sign to break glass in case of emergency

Etheral
9 years ago

“Fire alarm call point” – Chinese translation for “E.T phone home.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In the event all means of escaping from fire ineffective, just cry ” Down with the Communist Party!” and state police will appear out of nowhere throwing you in safe jail.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Don’t point that thing at me

Classic Steve
9 years ago

“First you say it, then you do it….”

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

If the flames don’t kill you, the gas will….

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

And here I always heard the safety rule was “don’t bend over for the soap”

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

and we have a video camera so we KNOW who did it…

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

Oh, isn’t it possible to skip the formal bowing in an emergency?!

DanT
DanT
9 years ago

What to do when you feel constipated

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

What if the dense smoke is coming from me? I did have a burrito for lunch.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

is that hand poking at some spot when you bend over?

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

S’ok. Go ahead…in the dense smoke nobody will see or smell it anyway.

But just be careful where you decide to drop ‘n’ roll, K?

phil
phil
9 years ago

Waterboard at BBQ?

Don Foley
Don Foley
9 years ago

Warning! Dense smoke may be caused by evacuration!

Shintarou
Shintarou
9 years ago

I think this sign’s trying to tell us that if there’s a fire, we’re screwed.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Alarms sounding, people panicking, hysteria and mayhem squared, and you want me to stop and take a poop?

Max Period
Max Period
9 years ago

Mostly accurate translation on this sign though. should be “bend down” instead of “bend over”

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