Got anything in corduroy?

Got anything in corduroy?

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

No, I’ll just have the vomit with gartered carrot please. Hold the hibiscus.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I refuse to eat jeanetically modified food!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Goes nicely witha cambray shirt and loafers

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
9 years ago

Is that fried egg white with clam on your grungy old jeans or are you just happy to see me?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

@MingTheMerciless:

I’ll tell you if you can explain the fried crap all over yours

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Kurt Cobain has come back as a chef.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Waiter! There’s a fly on my jeans.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

…followed by some Pearl Jam white for desert……

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Oh my god!!! Couldn’t you have told me?! I have been looking for my old jeans and nuts everywhere!!!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Ideal for a high-fibre diet.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s a new dish from Hell’s Kitchen.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Ebay version: New In Box Egg with Vintage Like New Jeans. Clam! AS IS.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@Tong: We only found your jeans.

Tsar N.
Tsar N.
9 years ago

Could we at least put the jeans in the laundry first? I like my Fried Egg White & Clam to smell of fabric softener. Yum!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And from our business casual menu we have bacon wrapped fillet with freshly pressed slacks.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Tis restaurant does not demand minimum dress standards for our clientelle.

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

The weirdest combo ever!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I’d rather go out for tie food.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Eat my shorts.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

I wanted a cheeseburger but it made my ass look fat so I settled for tofu & a tied dyed peasant dress. But I bought a treat to bring my boyfriend tonight. Tasty cupcakes and a bustier.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

would you like that in zipper or button fly?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Thank god!!! I have been running around pantsless and hungry all day and had no idea what to do! Your menu has managed to solve both of my dilemnas at once!!!

Water imp
Water imp
9 years ago

A side of flannel with that, please!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

When I saw the bill I lost my shirt!

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

I’m glad you all think this is very funny, but I’m still trying to figure out what those grungy old jeans are supposed to really be….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

No clam, please.

英会話 神戸 三宮

is there anything these punk rockers wont eat?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

dirty jeans for the dirty clam…

HardRockMark
9 years ago

can I get a side of sweaty gym socks with this???

JKT84
JKT84
9 years ago

Damn hipsters and their designer meals.

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