Got anything in corduroy?

Got anything in corduroy?

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

No, I’ll just have the vomit with gartered carrot please. Hold the hibiscus.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I refuse to eat jeanetically modified food!

Algernon
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Algernon

Goes nicely witha cambray shirt and loafers

MingTheMerciless
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MingTheMerciless

Is that fried egg white with clam on your grungy old jeans or are you just happy to see me?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

@MingTheMerciless:

I’ll tell you if you can explain the fried crap all over yours

JJ Hitt
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JJ Hitt

Kurt Cobain has come back as a chef.

JJ Hitt
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JJ Hitt

Waiter! There’s a fly on my jeans.

Eduard
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Eduard

…followed by some Pearl Jam white for desert……

Tong
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Tong

Oh my god!!! Couldn’t you have told me?! I have been looking for my old jeans and nuts everywhere!!!

DrLex
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DrLex

Ideal for a high-fibre diet.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s a new dish from Hell’s Kitchen.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ebay version: New In Box Egg with Vintage Like New Jeans. Clam! AS IS.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@Tong: We only found your jeans.

Tsar N.
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Tsar N.

Could we at least put the jeans in the laundry first? I like my Fried Egg White & Clam to smell of fabric softener. Yum!

xila31
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xila31

And from our business casual menu we have bacon wrapped fillet with freshly pressed slacks.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Tis restaurant does not demand minimum dress standards for our clientelle.

emily2903
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emily2903

The weirdest combo ever!

Classic Steve
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I’d rather go out for tie food.

Classic Steve
Guest

Eat my shorts.

Terri
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Terri

I wanted a cheeseburger but it made my ass look fat so I settled for tofu & a tied dyed peasant dress. But I bought a treat to bring my boyfriend tonight. Tasty cupcakes and a bustier.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

would you like that in zipper or button fly?

demondude777
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demondude777

Thank god!!! I have been running around pantsless and hungry all day and had no idea what to do! Your menu has managed to solve both of my dilemnas at once!!!

Water imp
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Water imp

A side of flannel with that, please!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

When I saw the bill I lost my shirt!

loserbeep
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loserbeep

I’m glad you all think this is very funny, but I’m still trying to figure out what those grungy old jeans are supposed to really be….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

No clam, please.

英会話 神戸 三宮
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is there anything these punk rockers wont eat?

phoenixx
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phoenixx

dirty jeans for the dirty clam…

HardRockMark
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can I get a side of sweaty gym socks with this???

JKT84
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JKT84

Damn hipsters and their designer meals.

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