Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.
No, I’ll just have the vomit with gartered carrot please. Hold the hibiscus.
I refuse to eat jeanetically modified food!
Goes nicely witha cambray shirt and loafers
Is that fried egg white with clam on your grungy old jeans or are you just happy to see me?
I’ll tell you if you can explain the fried crap all over yours
Kurt Cobain has come back as a chef.
Waiter! There’s a fly on my jeans.
…followed by some Pearl Jam white for desert……
Oh my god!!! Couldn’t you have told me?! I have been looking for my old jeans and nuts everywhere!!!
Ideal for a high-fibre diet.
That’s a new dish from Hell’s Kitchen.
Ebay version: New In Box Egg with Vintage Like New Jeans. Clam! AS IS.
@Tong: We only found your jeans.
Could we at least put the jeans in the laundry first? I like my Fried Egg White & Clam to smell of fabric softener. Yum!
And from our business casual menu we have bacon wrapped fillet with freshly pressed slacks.
Tis restaurant does not demand minimum dress standards for our clientelle.
The weirdest combo ever!
I’d rather go out for tie food.
Eat my shorts.
I wanted a cheeseburger but it made my ass look fat so I settled for tofu & a tied dyed peasant dress. But I bought a treat to bring my boyfriend tonight. Tasty cupcakes and a bustier.
would you like that in zipper or button fly?
Thank god!!! I have been running around pantsless and hungry all day and had no idea what to do! Your menu has managed to solve both of my dilemnas at once!!!
A side of flannel with that, please!
When I saw the bill I lost my shirt!
I’m glad you all think this is very funny, but I’m still trying to figure out what those grungy old jeans are supposed to really be….
No clam, please.
is there anything these punk rockers wont eat?
dirty jeans for the dirty clam…
can I get a side of sweaty gym socks with this???
Damn hipsters and their designer meals.