Happy Erection Day!

Please give the captain your full attention

It’s hard working that deck.

the phrase “all hands on deck” is forbidden here

When the alarm rings, grab your Vi@gr@ and rush to the erection deck.

Just the thing for a stiff breeze.

and after that you walk the plank

1nd floor: ‘Male’ pharmaceuticals

2rd floor: Erection Deck

3th floor: ‘Companion Bar’

4st floor: Cigarettes

We call them Erected Officials because they are always trying to screw us.

Please come again!

Female customers are STRONGLY invited get off on the 2rd floor!

Some passengers prefer to pass through the ejaculation gate before reaching the deck

Brings a new meaning to all hands on deck.

The Captain is here, All rise!

With apologies to Alice Cooper:

I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice,
I wanna be erected,
I’m your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce,
I wanna be erected…

From the erection deck you have a perfect view of Viagra Falls.

I assume that’s a wood deck.

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With so many candidates running it’s hard to choose.

Aha! Ican see the typo. They typed”e” instead of “i”..

During my stay on the deck, I could here people keep shouting “There she blows!”

Just keep it away from the poop deck. This ain’t the Navy.

and there are alot of seamen on that floor

Who won erection?

Men, please take the stairway to the left.
Ladies, please take the stairway to the right up to the evaluation deck.

A good place to go after a hard day.

so …whats up?

Shuffle my deck!

baby

@Pete:
Not “evaluation deck”. It would be “evaRUation deck”. (because it’s EngRIsh)

I can’t believe they misspelled “Dick”.