Happy Erection Day!

Happy Erection Day!

posted on 2 Nov 2010 in Signs

If you ain’t got one, don’t bother coming…

Photo courtesy of Arona Wehipeihana.
Found on boat from Wakkanai to Rishiri Island, Japan.
Originally posted 2003/1/14.

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stacy
stacy
11 years ago

Please give the captain your full attention

DurocShark
11 years ago

It’s hard working that deck.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

the phrase “all hands on deck” is forbidden here

SF
SF
9 years ago

When the alarm rings, grab your Vi@gr@ and rush to the erection deck.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just the thing for a stiff breeze.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

and after that you walk the plank

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

1nd floor: ‘Male’ pharmaceuticals

2rd floor: Erection Deck

3th floor: ‘Companion Bar’

4st floor: Cigarettes

gbear
gbear
9 years ago

We call them Erected Officials because they are always trying to screw us.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Please come again!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Female customers are STRONGLY invited get off on the 2rd floor!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Some passengers prefer to pass through the ejaculation gate before reaching the deck

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Brings a new meaning to all hands on deck.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

The Captain is here, All rise!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

With apologies to Alice Cooper:

I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice,
I wanna be erected,
I’m your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce,
I wanna be erected…

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

From the erection deck you have a perfect view of Viagra Falls.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

I assume that’s a wood deck.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

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Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

With so many candidates running it’s hard to choose.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Aha! Ican see the typo. They typed”e” instead of “i”..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

During my stay on the deck, I could here people keep shouting “There she blows!”

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Just keep it away from the poop deck. This ain’t the Navy.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

and there are alot of seamen on that floor

coffeebot
9 years ago

Who won erection?

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Men, please take the stairway to the left.
Ladies, please take the stairway to the right up to the evaluation deck.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

A good place to go after a hard day.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

so …whats up?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Shuffle my deck!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

baby

Explorer09
Explorer09
9 years ago

@Pete:
Not “evaluation deck”. It would be “evaRUation deck”. (because it’s EngRIsh)

Vreny Van Elslande
9 years ago

I can’t believe they misspelled “Dick”.

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