I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…

I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…

posted on 23 Nov 2010 in Clothing, Instructions

Come to think of it, maybe you shouldn’t really wear our jewelry…

Photo courtesy of Charms C.
Instruction card that came with jewelry bought at Samantha Tiara.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Wow, this whole liberalism thing is getting out of hand. Since when did porn stars need a dedicated constitution?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Samantha In The Hot Place … I think I saw that video.

Tong
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Tong

Any constitution that causes itchiness and rash should be scratched.

Eduard
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Eduard

What do you mean “hard acting” ?? Like… Shakespeare acting or more like HARD acting ?!? 😉

JJ Hitt
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JJ Hitt

This department has worked _27_ days without a tiara related accident and _109_ days without a tiara related fatality.

Eduard
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Eduard

A please a do not a wear a jewelry in a cold a place or on a hot a beach or a rash on a skin might a-ccur !! A-ight ?

Algernon
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Algernon

So where do you wear it. On your head. Not much good for skiing then.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Doctor, I’m having trouble coding this one. ‘Tiara allergy’ doesn’t seem to be listed in any classification index

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Damnit all! I went to bed with the tiara on again, and now the abnormalities of the skin and a itchiness and a rash are back again. No hard acting for me today then…

DrLex
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DrLex

So that’s why I have never seen people wearing tiaras in what seem to be ideal occasions, like taking a sauna or while skiing. Another great mystery of life solved!

beechoak
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beechoak

Can I wear a jewelry in a hard place as long as I remove it before hard acting?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

We always wear our tiara when skiing and in the sauna.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

One would not be living up to the expectations of the commion person if one did not.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Intense Tiara Sports … don’t try this at home.

Lana
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Lana

No jewelry during hard acting… Not to mention the hardcore variety.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Back Off! I have a tiara and I’m not afraid to use it!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s Samantha that causes the itchiness and hotness not the tiara!

SF
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SF

But how can you have hard acting without the family jewels?

terri
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terri

I’ll hold on to your jewelry for you while you’re skiing. Just look for me over by that tree when you’re done. I promise not to leave.

Conventi
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Conventi

“Hard acting” – isn´t that what Marlon Brando was always doing ?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Bill of Lights:
1st Ammendments: itchiness and a rash may be caused
2nd ammendments: remove a jewelry when you do a hard acting
3rd ammendments: do not wear a jewelry in the hot place

Xila31
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Xila31

The constitutional rights of jewelry, as signed by founding fashionista Samantha Tiara….

emily2903
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emily2903

Don’t wear it when I am in a hot place!
Don’t wear it when I am in a cold place!
That leaves me with only one choice– wear it when I am out of place!!!

Classic Steve
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I did stop to use it; that’s the problem! Now I have to stop using it!

Ayuvince
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Ayuvince

A well regulated itchiness being caused, the right of the people to wear jewelry in the hot and extreme cold place shall not be infringed.

Gwydion Williams
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Gwydion Williams

I hold these truths to be self-evident: I’ve done hard acting and now I have an itch and a rash. I will now stick to intense sports.

Chuck
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Chuck

Now, maybe my girlfriend won’t be so upset by last gift !
( When compared to a[n] itchiness and a rash, a little green on the wrist is nothing ! )

Chuck
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Chuck

Now, maybe my girlfriend won’t be so upset by [my] last gift !
( When compared to a[n] itchiness and a rash, a little green on the wrist is nothing ! )
….

Cecily
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Cecily

I don’t think the itchiness OR the rash were what the original framers intended.

John
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John

Give me tiara or give me a death!

Stychokiller
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Stychokiller

A burn AND frostbite?? What’s not to like?!

gonovox
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gonovox

i doubt abnormalities in the skin is caused by jewelry.maybe it is STD from Samantha.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

Hard acting, yes: Heavy lies the head that wears the tiara.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Well, I don’t think The Lady’s Not For Burning calls for a tiara anyway ….

英会話 神戸 三宮
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Constitutional Itchiness and Rashes – gotta love it!

Julie
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Julie

Please to only wear tiara when you in conditioned air building, no sweating, reading only or calmly talk.

Ruuku
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Ruuku

when asked where she had been last night she removed her jewelry…

Alex Fleming
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Alex Fleming

I am going to do alot of hard acting even though its real

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