Not that there is anything wrong with your condition…

Not that there is anything wrong with your condition…

posted on 11 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Nicky Pearson.
Medicine from China.

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krysto4
9 years ago

Darn brain-fags – always screwing things up – must be because of my mental weakness…

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Why not check in a psychiatric facility first to see if your sugar level is really your top priority !?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

That’s a nasty list of hangover symptoms if I ever saw one!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Is there anything these tablets won’t cure.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

After being hospitalised for a broken reg, I took to reading about cosmology and doing cryptic crosswords. Now I have brain fag! Thank goodness I found Co-Schisandara! Just two tablets each time the fag comes on, once, twice, thrice or even trice daily. Thanks, Kwangchow Pharma! Brain fag no more!

Lana
Lana
9 years ago

If only for the sugar…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Damnit! I thought it cured autoeroticism but it only works on neuroticism

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is It Alcoholic Neurotic Brain Fag Pride Week again?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Coochie Sandra? I went to high school with her.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Only for those who are gay of mind, not body.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Inside every fat-igue, there is a thin-igue trying to get out.

ben
ben
9 years ago

For some reason, the pharmacy keeps these pills in the closet.

LOL
LOL
9 years ago

If you have brain-fag please take these pills.

(Don’t know what brain-fag is?Neither do I)

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Also good for the vapors, fever and ague, atrophy, the black plague, and candida. Yes folks, gather ’round, gather ’round. With just two pills trice a day all your home ailments can be cured.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I see they’re only sugar-coated on the front.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

Damn the American drug companies! Always withholding the cure from the people that need it. I wonder if I can have these shipped from Canada?

I’m not sure that you want to introduce a drug called Co-Cassandra to a neurotic person though.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

co-schisandra = co-workers of Schizophrenic Sandra. Of course they have to take the pills to ward off Sandra’s annoying behavior.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

No need to sugar coat it.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Will they cure low blood sugar?

JONATHAN
JONATHAN
9 years ago

Is it good for brain-dykes too ?

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I think somebody’s screwing with my brain. Literally and figuratively.

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

CO-Schisandra, Schisandra! wherefore art thou Schisandra?
Deny thy country and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a Tablet.

‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Fat-igue.
What’s Fat-igue? it is nor Mental Weakness,
Nor Insomnia, nor any other ailment
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Be cured “trice daily”

Natalie
Natalie
9 years ago

Wait… Yes, I think I’m getting a case of neuroticism. Please help!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Are those the symptoms or the side effects?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

i don’t think this is what the song ” a spoonful of sugar” was meant for

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

You’re once, trice, free times a rady..

Rizka
Rizka
9 years ago

Now I realize that CHILDREN (especially in China) can also suffer from brain-fag, alcoholism, neuroticism, insomnia, fatigue, and mental weakness.
They need half dose, trice daily.
Thank you Co-Schisandra for telling me.

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
9 years ago

This is great stuff, attacks the mental pain at the very root of the problem, the names you were called in highschool. Now if they can create one that helps with wussyboy and nerdlinger I’ll be completely cured.

Alkaline
Alkaline
9 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_fag

“Brain fag is an example of a culture-bound syndrome. Once a common term for mental exhaustion, it is now encountered almost exclusively in West Africa. Seen predominantly in male students, it generally manifests as vague somatic symptoms, depression, and difficulty concentrating.[1] It has similar symptoms to the Trinidadian illness studiation madness.”

I guess it was named in a more innocent time.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Huh! And all this time I thought Co-Schisandra was a Jewish holiday.

Eoin
Eoin
9 years ago

Who needs medicine for brain fag when you can buy a pool table?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eoin-/5175697998/

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Sugar coated? Dammit, that’s what lead to the brain-fag in the first place!

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
9 years ago

Brain Fag: is that a direction or a condition.

Mister Happy Bunny Fun Time
Mister Happy Bunny Fun Time
9 years ago

It says these pills treat Alcoholism. Then it goes on to say, “Half dose for children.” Nice.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Or, to shorten the description: Placebo.

Shintarou
Shintarou
9 years ago

I’m offended!

I’m big-boned-igued!

Pansy
Pansy
9 years ago

Sugar-coated brain fags! Trice a day!

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

the doctor thought i had a brain tumor, so he ran some tests. Turns out i had a brain fag, atleast i know what meds to take now

hannah
9 years ago

A meal replacement tablet for crazy people!

sloanstar
sloanstar
9 years ago

they prefer to be called brain-homosexuals

Raven X Corvinus
9 years ago

I’ve always needed something for my brain-fag..

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

I saw a man at the gym and thought he was sexy, at first I feared I might be gay, but the doctor told me it was just a temporary case of brain-fag.

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