Explanation of the icons: 1. Do not shred your hands. 2. Do not shred teddy bears with hats. 3. Do not shred tubas.
J. M. Mink
13 years ago
Obviously, they have a somewhat different take on the “Pro-Life” stance.
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago
Now I understand what it means for ” happy wife, happy life”.
faulty wiring
13 years ago
@Dr Lex: I thought it meant ginger bread men, myself
faulty wiring
13 years ago
They forgot to mention genitals, so I can only assume that it is fine – if not essential – to put them into the happy life creator, in order for it to work
coffeebot
13 years ago
This is where Elisa Baker went wrong…
demondude777
13 years ago
This product is approved by Lorena Bobbitt
Eccekio
13 years ago
Please do not insert your progenitor digit.
Eccekio
13 years ago
At last, the new proactive shredder. No more wasting time feeding paper into a passive device. This model hunts down and consumes any paper, that is left lying around for more than two hours. Comes with self-emptying waste tray.
Gwydion Williams
13 years ago
And God Said, Let Us Shred
jjhitt
13 years ago
Obey the icons:
No Hands
No VooDoo Dolls
No Corn Cobs
jjhitt
13 years ago
Turning crank backwards will result in death, destruction and despair.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
For the extremely depressed!
Whatever you shred, it makes you a happy life
And I thought shredding was pretty much the opposite of creation.
Explanation of the icons: 1. Do not shred your hands. 2. Do not shred teddy bears with hats. 3. Do not shred tubas.
Obviously, they have a somewhat different take on the “Pro-Life” stance.
Now I understand what it means for ” happy wife, happy life”.
@Dr Lex: I thought it meant ginger bread men, myself
They forgot to mention genitals, so I can only assume that it is fine – if not essential – to put them into the happy life creator, in order for it to work
This is where Elisa Baker went wrong…
This product is approved by Lorena Bobbitt
Please do not insert your progenitor digit.
At last, the new proactive shredder. No more wasting time feeding paper into a passive device. This model hunts down and consumes any paper, that is left lying around for more than two hours. Comes with self-emptying waste tray.
And God Said, Let Us Shred
Obey the icons:
No Hands
No VooDoo Dolls
No Corn Cobs
Turning crank backwards will result in death, destruction and despair.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
stress relief…for the inner nut job in everyone
For God’s initial sketches of Adam and Eve…
That is what I call it, but that’s not where I insert it.
Sh*t, but if I can’t use my hands then how can I create more happy?? D:
however, you can shred your language beyond recognition, just not to include hands, ginger bread teddy bears or tubas made of corn cobs
mom, is this where baby comes from?
Yeah, that’s what Enron thought!
Don’t you mean Paper murderer?