Proactive Shredder

Proactive Shredder

posted on 9 Nov 2010 in Household Items

Shred for lifeā€¦

Photo courtesy of Craig Hills.
Originally posted 2004.8.11.

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Corey
Corey
12 years ago

For the extremely depressed!

P
P
12 years ago

Whatever you shred, it makes you a happy life

ivo
ivo
11 years ago

And I thought shredding was pretty much the opposite of creation.

DrLex
10 years ago

Explanation of the icons: 1. Do not shred your hands. 2. Do not shred teddy bears with hats. 3. Do not shred tubas.

J. M. Mink
J. M. Mink
10 years ago

Obviously, they have a somewhat different take on the “Pro-Life” stance.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Now I understand what it means for ” happy wife, happy life”.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@Dr Lex: I thought it meant ginger bread men, myself

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

They forgot to mention genitals, so I can only assume that it is fine – if not essential – to put them into the happy life creator, in order for it to work

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

This is where Elisa Baker went wrong…

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

This product is approved by Lorena Bobbitt

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Please do not insert your progenitor digit.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

At last, the new proactive shredder. No more wasting time feeding paper into a passive device. This model hunts down and consumes any paper, that is left lying around for more than two hours. Comes with self-emptying waste tray.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

And God Said, Let Us Shred

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Obey the icons:
No Hands
No VooDoo Dolls
No Corn Cobs

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Turning crank backwards will result in death, destruction and despair.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

stress relief…for the inner nut job in everyone

Lana
Lana
10 years ago

For God’s initial sketches of Adam and Eve…

DECMATH
10 years ago

That is what I call it, but that’s not where I insert it.

Etheral
10 years ago

Sh*t, but if I can’t use my hands then how can I create more happy?? D:

mike
mike
10 years ago

however, you can shred your language beyond recognition, just not to include hands, ginger bread teddy bears or tubas made of corn cobs

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

mom, is this where baby comes from?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Yeah, that’s what Enron thought!

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Don’t you mean Paper murderer?

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