Shred for life…
Photo courtesy of Craig Hills.
Originally posted 2004.8.11.
For the extremely depressed!
Whatever you shred, it makes you a happy life
And I thought shredding was pretty much the opposite of creation.
Explanation of the icons: 1. Do not shred your hands. 2. Do not shred teddy bears with hats. 3. Do not shred tubas.
Obviously, they have a somewhat different take on the “Pro-Life” stance.
Now I understand what it means for ” happy wife, happy life”.
@Dr Lex: I thought it meant ginger bread men, myself
They forgot to mention genitals, so I can only assume that it is fine – if not essential – to put them into the happy life creator, in order for it to work
This is where Elisa Baker went wrong…
This product is approved by Lorena Bobbitt
Please do not insert your progenitor digit.
At last, the new proactive shredder. No more wasting time feeding paper into a passive device. This model hunts down and consumes any paper, that is left lying around for more than two hours. Comes with self-emptying waste tray.
And God Said, Let Us Shred
Obey the icons:
No VooDoo Dolls
No Corn Cobs
Turning crank backwards will result in death, destruction and despair.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
stress relief…for the inner nut job in everyone
For God’s initial sketches of Adam and Eve…
That is what I call it, but that’s not where I insert it.
Sh*t, but if I can’t use my hands then how can I create more happy?? D:
however, you can shred your language beyond recognition, just not to include hands, ginger bread teddy bears or tubas made of corn cobs
mom, is this where baby comes from?
Yeah, that’s what Enron thought!
Don’t you mean Paper murderer?