Species profiling?

Species profiling?

posted on 3 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of R. Lockett.
Found at Sheraton buffet in Xian, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Will that be Traditional Original Recipe or Crack Ho Extra Crispy?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Sorry, we’re all out of fried crap. Would you like some smoked weed instead?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

It’s not as good as the sex crazed pork or the fish with an uzi

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Drug trafficking has just got to the next level.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Garanteed to give you big feet.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

No officer, I swear to you it all belongs to the chicken!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Officer, arrest those chickens!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Honey, we’ll get high on chicken tonight!

Rizka
Rizka
9 years ago

White chicken with sex, and grey chicken with rock n roll.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

We’re all out of Redneck Chicken with Mobile Home. Could we interest you in some Wannabe Suburban Chicken Tenders?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is this the neck?
Whatever it is, it sure is big.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We get our meat straight from the customs department of the nearby port.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Hi, chicken!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Stay away from the brown eggs, man !

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Let’s take it easy with the racial stereotypes over the breakfast table, okay?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

This will be on the new menu at KFC

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Just wait until the NAACP gets a look at this….

Rooh
Rooh
9 years ago

Please get me the cook, I want to complain that this chicken is a bit high.

I’m sure by “drug” they meant “spices”. It’s fun to try and guess the correct translation.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

OK! Make my drug 12YO Scotch.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

If the government’s banned ’em, you’ll find ’em on the bantam.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Relax, it’s just a hormone to make the eggs bigger.

Grifter
Grifter
9 years ago

Right next to the Crack-pow white chicken.

Wavy Gravy
Wavy Gravy
9 years ago

Nice Woodstock reference, man !

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

* off any topic
OK this is upsetting. There is at least one person here – if not three – who is giving thumbs down to everybody. It’s not fair ! Really ! Stop it !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Silly Chinese… everyone knows it should be Black Chicken with Drag.

Paul Moore
Paul Moore
9 years ago

Please be more specific: which drug??

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Would you care for some of our special brownies for dessert?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

so thats THE secret herbs…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Typical… let’s all leave our guilt on the black chicken.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
9 years ago

I like how the thumbs down votes stopped after Eduard 🙂

Ich
Ich
9 years ago

This will get me high.

Alkaline
Alkaline
9 years ago

Now ‘black chicken’ is indeed a common breed of chicken consumed in China, I believe it’s technically correct name would be ‘silkie’.

DaddyPro
DaddyPro
9 years ago

I think I met him on Polk Street in SF.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Just another way The Man is keeping them down.

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

Those crazy Black Chickens with their cocaine. Tisk tisk.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

god even chineese people discriminate!

Yikes
Yikes
9 years ago

Yo dawg! I herd you like cocaine so we put a drug into yo chickin so you can smoke while u eat.

PAGADA
PAGADA
9 years ago

“I swear, officer. I am NOT lying! I saw that unusual chicken pecking at marijuana last night!”

“Crap. Don’t tell me you ordered Asian cuisine last night…”

sloanstar
sloanstar
9 years ago

well don’t act surprised…

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