Species profiling?

Species profiling?

posted on 3 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of R. Lockett.
Found at Sheraton buffet in Xian, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Will that be Traditional Original Recipe or Crack Ho Extra Crispy?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Sorry, we’re all out of fried crap. Would you like some smoked weed instead?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

It’s not as good as the sex crazed pork or the fish with an uzi

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Drug trafficking has just got to the next level.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Garanteed to give you big feet.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

No officer, I swear to you it all belongs to the chicken!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Officer, arrest those chickens!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Honey, we’ll get high on chicken tonight!

Rizka
Rizka
10 years ago

White chicken with sex, and grey chicken with rock n roll.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

We’re all out of Redneck Chicken with Mobile Home. Could we interest you in some Wannabe Suburban Chicken Tenders?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is this the neck?
Whatever it is, it sure is big.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We get our meat straight from the customs department of the nearby port.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

Hi, chicken!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Stay away from the brown eggs, man !

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

Let’s take it easy with the racial stereotypes over the breakfast table, okay?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

This will be on the new menu at KFC

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Just wait until the NAACP gets a look at this….

Rooh
Rooh
10 years ago

Please get me the cook, I want to complain that this chicken is a bit high.

I’m sure by “drug” they meant “spices”. It’s fun to try and guess the correct translation.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

OK! Make my drug 12YO Scotch.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

If the government’s banned ’em, you’ll find ’em on the bantam.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Relax, it’s just a hormone to make the eggs bigger.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Right next to the Crack-pow white chicken.

Wavy Gravy
Wavy Gravy
10 years ago

Nice Woodstock reference, man !

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

* off any topic
OK this is upsetting. There is at least one person here – if not three – who is giving thumbs down to everybody. It’s not fair ! Really ! Stop it !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Silly Chinese… everyone knows it should be Black Chicken with Drag.

Paul Moore
Paul Moore
10 years ago

Please be more specific: which drug??

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Would you care for some of our special brownies for dessert?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so thats THE secret herbs…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Typical… let’s all leave our guilt on the black chicken.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

I like how the thumbs down votes stopped after Eduard 🙂

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

This will get me high.

Alkaline
Alkaline
10 years ago

Now ‘black chicken’ is indeed a common breed of chicken consumed in China, I believe it’s technically correct name would be ‘silkie’.

DaddyPro
DaddyPro
10 years ago

I think I met him on Polk Street in SF.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Just another way The Man is keeping them down.

Anon
Anon
10 years ago

Those crazy Black Chickens with their cocaine. Tisk tisk.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

god even chineese people discriminate!

Yikes
Yikes
10 years ago

Yo dawg! I herd you like cocaine so we put a drug into yo chickin so you can smoke while u eat.

PAGADA
PAGADA
10 years ago

“I swear, officer. I am NOT lying! I saw that unusual chicken pecking at marijuana last night!”

“Crap. Don’t tell me you ordered Asian cuisine last night…”

sloanstar
sloanstar
10 years ago

well don’t act surprised…

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