Species profiling?

Will that be Traditional Original Recipe or Crack Ho Extra Crispy?

Sorry, we’re all out of fried crap. Would you like some smoked weed instead?

It’s not as good as the sex crazed pork or the fish with an uzi

Drug trafficking has just got to the next level.

Garanteed to give you big feet.

No officer, I swear to you it all belongs to the chicken!

Officer, arrest those chickens!

Honey, we’ll get high on chicken tonight!

White chicken with sex, and grey chicken with rock n roll.

We’re all out of Redneck Chicken with Mobile Home. Could we interest you in some Wannabe Suburban Chicken Tenders?

Is this the neck?
Whatever it is, it sure is big.

We get our meat straight from the customs department of the nearby port.

Tastes like chicken.

Hi, chicken!

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Stay away from the brown eggs, man !

Let’s take it easy with the racial stereotypes over the breakfast table, okay?

This will be on the new menu at KFC

Just wait until the NAACP gets a look at this….

Please get me the cook, I want to complain that this chicken is a bit high.

I’m sure by “drug” they meant “spices”. It’s fun to try and guess the correct translation.

OK! Make my drug 12YO Scotch.

If the government’s banned ’em, you’ll find ’em on the bantam.

Relax, it’s just a hormone to make the eggs bigger.

Right next to the Crack-pow white chicken.

Nice Woodstock reference, man !

* off any topic
OK this is upsetting. There is at least one person here – if not three – who is giving thumbs down to everybody. It’s not fair ! Really ! Stop it !!

Silly Chinese… everyone knows it should be Black Chicken with Drag.

Please be more specific: which drug??

Would you care for some of our special brownies for dessert?

so thats THE secret herbs…

Typical… let’s all leave our guilt on the black chicken.

I like how the thumbs down votes stopped after Eduard 🙂

This will get me high.

Now ‘black chicken’ is indeed a common breed of chicken consumed in China, I believe it’s technically correct name would be ‘silkie’.

I think I met him on Polk Street in SF.

Just another way The Man is keeping them down.

Those crazy Black Chickens with their cocaine. Tisk tisk.

god even chineese people discriminate!

Yo dawg! I herd you like cocaine so we put a drug into yo chickin so you can smoke while u eat.

“I swear, officer. I am NOT lying! I saw that unusual chicken pecking at marijuana last night!”

“Crap. Don’t tell me you ordered Asian cuisine last night…”

well don’t act surprised…