We’re groin’ to the movies!

We’re groin’ to the movies!

posted on 25 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Dillinger’s escape was a close shave…

Photo courtesy of Louise.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Algernon
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Algernon

A movie in Brazilian.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Altogether and enjoyable film, outlining the life and times of Barry, a pubic louse, as he moves from one residence to the next, leaving a growing family in his wake. The frenzied climax depicting Barry’s untimely death by blunt razor blade is as gruesome as it is salient, and forces us to reflect upon not only our personal hygiene, but also the welfare of those beings who inhabit our nether regions. Pubic Enemies will leave you itching for more.

7.5/10.

cl
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cl

“Harry Potter and the Public Enemies’ Empire of Silver” hmmmm… don’t get that one. Neither would Ms Rowling. Perhaps the parsel-tongues might get the joke.

But the Chinese “哈利波特:混血王子的背” (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’s Back” – haha, we’re groin’ somewhere! It’s missing “叛” at the end cos the screen couldn’t fit it; the literal meaning would be “Harry Potter: Betrayal of the Half-Blood Prince”.

cl
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cl

Oh crap…now only i notice the word public was misspelt *^_^*

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

That’s one chapter I must have overlooked: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies. Running time = 4h 52. Hmm. What’s it rated, by the way?

Tong
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Tong

The way to deal with pubic enemies is to grab them by the short and curlies.

Tong
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Tong

Does this mean they are more private?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Should that be Hairy Porter and the pubic enemies?

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Pubic Enemies” starring: Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, and introducing Genital Warts. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll wince in pain when you pee.

DrLex
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DrLex

It’s the sequel to Saving Ryan’s Privates.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No. 1 pubic enemy – Empire of Sliver

emily2903
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emily2903

Much as you hate them, please keep them private instead of screening them in public cinemas!

emily2903
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emily2903

Did the pubic enemies escape by swimming away when Harry Potter was in the bath tub?

Bill W
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Bill W

Hog Warts of a different sort

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Pubic ememies = the craps.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The president of Taiwan has pubicly declared that Communist China is Taiwan’s top pubic enemy.

dangevin
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Well that explains the little black dots in Dumbledore’s beard.

dangevin
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Two claws up!

Silly Uncle Willy
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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear,
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use bear hair Nair!”

Gwydion Williams
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Gwydion Williams

Harry Potter Fraternises with Belatrix?

Lora
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Lora

All these pubic jokes are making me groin.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

SPOILER: The Heroes win inflicting massive damage!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

EXTRA SPOILER: it was Vulvdamort

pumpkinattack
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pumpkinattack

Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies… Wasn’t that book 5?

phoenixx
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phoenixx

beware of harry potter’s silver empire its a pubic enemy

kenna
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kenna

“they were the worst kind of enemies.”
“mortal enemies?”
“worse. PUBIC enemies!”
[cue dramatic music]

英会話 神戸 三宮
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Oh damn lol, this made me bust out laughing and woke up my gf ><
but I told her, and she understands…

boingboing
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boingboing

Photo courtesy of Louse.

EffEff
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EffEff

Ah no! Public rice!

name
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name

Volume 7: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies

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