We’re groin’ to the movies!

We’re groin’ to the movies!

posted on 25 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Dillinger’s escape was a close shave…

Photo courtesy of Louise.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

A movie in Brazilian.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Altogether and enjoyable film, outlining the life and times of Barry, a pubic louse, as he moves from one residence to the next, leaving a growing family in his wake. The frenzied climax depicting Barry’s untimely death by blunt razor blade is as gruesome as it is salient, and forces us to reflect upon not only our personal hygiene, but also the welfare of those beings who inhabit our nether regions. Pubic Enemies will leave you itching for more.

7.5/10.

cl
cl
9 years ago

“Harry Potter and the Public Enemies’ Empire of Silver” hmmmm… don’t get that one. Neither would Ms Rowling. Perhaps the parsel-tongues might get the joke.

But the Chinese “哈利波特:混血王子的背” (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’s Back” – haha, we’re groin’ somewhere! It’s missing “叛” at the end cos the screen couldn’t fit it; the literal meaning would be “Harry Potter: Betrayal of the Half-Blood Prince”.

cl
cl
9 years ago

Oh crap…now only i notice the word public was misspelt *^_^*

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

That’s one chapter I must have overlooked: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies. Running time = 4h 52. Hmm. What’s it rated, by the way?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

The way to deal with pubic enemies is to grab them by the short and curlies.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Does this mean they are more private?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Should that be Hairy Porter and the pubic enemies?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Pubic Enemies” starring: Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, and introducing Genital Warts. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll wince in pain when you pee.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It’s the sequel to Saving Ryan’s Privates.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

No. 1 pubic enemy – Empire of Sliver

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Much as you hate them, please keep them private instead of screening them in public cinemas!

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Did the pubic enemies escape by swimming away when Harry Potter was in the bath tub?

Bill W
Bill W
9 years ago

Hog Warts of a different sort

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Pubic ememies = the craps.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The president of Taiwan has pubicly declared that Communist China is Taiwan’s top pubic enemy.

dangevin
9 years ago

Well that explains the little black dots in Dumbledore’s beard.

dangevin
9 years ago

Two claws up!

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear,
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use bear hair Nair!”

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Harry Potter Fraternises with Belatrix?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

All these pubic jokes are making me groin.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

SPOILER: The Heroes win inflicting massive damage!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

EXTRA SPOILER: it was Vulvdamort

pumpkinattack
pumpkinattack
9 years ago

Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies… Wasn’t that book 5?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

beware of harry potter’s silver empire its a pubic enemy

kenna
kenna
9 years ago

“they were the worst kind of enemies.”
“mortal enemies?”
“worse. PUBIC enemies!”
[cue dramatic music]

英会話 神戸 三宮

Oh damn lol, this made me bust out laughing and woke up my gf ><
but I told her, and she understands…

boingboing
boingboing
9 years ago

Photo courtesy of Louse.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Ah no! Public rice!

name
name
7 years ago

Volume 7: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies

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