You’d better crash!

You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Right team, you’ve been training for 2 years now, so you’re all experts in the management of motor vehicle accidents. Now remember the three golden rules:
1/. Identify the accident site
2/. Move back 100metres
and
3/. Spend all your time and energy putting up a sign warning other people about the accident. Under NO circumstances are you to actually do something about the accident. Remember: safety first. Now GET OUT THERE AND ERRECT SIGNS!!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

..or even erect…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I guess the risk of causing an accident increases substantially when drivers are distracted by this sign. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Nice to so well informed.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

3! 2! 1! Happy Crashing!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Holiday resort for crash dummies ahead

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Accident “a head”, huh ?! And look…. here is a leg, the other one over there…..

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Sorry, ma’am, I didn’t mean to run into you like that, the sign made me do it…..

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Talk about a “one-way-street”, huh ?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Hello, Highway Department? Could we have a sign moved, please? We seem to have a lot of accidents in its current location…”

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

You keep insisting on driving on the wrong side of the street things like this are going to happen.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

…because of monkeys.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

It’s one of our most popular tourist attractions.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Fender Bender – Exit 4
Three-car Pile-up – Exit 5A.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

You’ve heard of a parkway and a driveway, well this is a smashway.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Clearly either the installation of signs or accident response has been privatized. I’m not sure which.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yes. Caution is needed. More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New year period, than at any other time.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Our super ribbed Kevlar Condom, will keep you accident-free.

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

My dad lives down this road.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

ok kids i hope you have clean underwear on…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@Phoenixx: Not any more.

my guitar wants to kill your mama
my guitar wants to kill your mama
10 years ago

… and god shuffled his feet

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Strangely prophetic sign ….

Abbi
10 years ago

The Thai script reads: Accidents occur frequently.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

You’d better crash, or else you get the hose again !

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