You’d better crash!

You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Right team, you’ve been training for 2 years now, so you’re all experts in the management of motor vehicle accidents. Now remember the three golden rules:
1/. Identify the accident site
2/. Move back 100metres
and
3/. Spend all your time and energy putting up a sign warning other people about the accident. Under NO circumstances are you to actually do something about the accident. Remember: safety first. Now GET OUT THERE AND ERRECT SIGNS!!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

..or even erect…

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I guess the risk of causing an accident increases substantially when drivers are distracted by this sign. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Nice to so well informed.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

3! 2! 1! Happy Crashing!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Holiday resort for crash dummies ahead

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Accident “a head”, huh ?! And look…. here is a leg, the other one over there…..

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Sorry, ma’am, I didn’t mean to run into you like that, the sign made me do it…..

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Talk about a “one-way-street”, huh ?

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

“Hello, Highway Department? Could we have a sign moved, please? We seem to have a lot of accidents in its current location…”

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

You keep insisting on driving on the wrong side of the street things like this are going to happen.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

…because of monkeys.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

It’s one of our most popular tourist attractions.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Fender Bender – Exit 4
Three-car Pile-up – Exit 5A.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

You’ve heard of a parkway and a driveway, well this is a smashway.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Clearly either the installation of signs or accident response has been privatized. I’m not sure which.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Yes. Caution is needed. More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New year period, than at any other time.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Our super ribbed Kevlar Condom, will keep you accident-free.

gbear
gbear
9 years ago

My dad lives down this road.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

ok kids i hope you have clean underwear on…

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@Phoenixx: Not any more.

my guitar wants to kill your mama
my guitar wants to kill your mama
9 years ago

… and god shuffled his feet

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Strangely prophetic sign ….

Abbi
9 years ago

The Thai script reads: Accidents occur frequently.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

You’d better crash, or else you get the hose again !

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