You’ll know when your meal is ready

You’ll know when your meal is ready

posted on 6 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Edo van Royen.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Classic Steve
9 years ago

I must have missed that “Looney Tunes” segment.

Bob*
Bob*
9 years ago

Duck Season!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Those who’ve been reading Adult Engrish for a while sigh with relief: Now we know how the duck explodes.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

First the temple, now the palace; is there anywhere the duck is safe?

Tom Jankowski
Tom Jankowski
9 years ago

Quack! {BOOM}!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It seems there’s no such thing as PETA in China.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Headline: New generation suiside bombers with royal connections start a new wave of terror. (F–K a duck!!!)

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

the palace’s version off duck duck BOOM

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Yeah…it certainly looks like it. I see it was eating weeds recently, poor thing.

SF
SF
9 years ago

@ClassicSteve

Not only we now do know why the duck explodes, but we know that this is the question the answer to which is 42.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Cones with popcorn

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

And you thought the gulf oil spill was rough on wildlife…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m pretty sure Aflac won’t cover this one.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Palace? We dont need no stinkin’ palace. We got WD-40.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

You ordered the roast duck to go? It’s gone!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Beware the duck explodes.

Preferably be somewhere else.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Acme Palace Oil. The palace oil for coyotes with discriminating tastes.

GV
GV
9 years ago

Hmmmm, by palace oil, I think they mean drain-o for the “Throne”. Or does that just work for seagulls?

Mousaey
Mousaey
9 years ago

I see China got a few ideas from Heston’s explosive Duck A L’Orange.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Palathe oil ith dethpicable.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

So with exploding ducks. It is obvious that the Maharajah has a very unusual speech impediment.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

In fact I have had the odd explosive duck myself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The mosque explodes the duck

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Algernon. I am oleased to see someone else enjoys their “cones” with popcorn.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

They’re burning their brains in the backroom,
Really setting the cortex alight,
To find a new bomb that will go QUACK BOOM,
To blow up an Isa-raelite.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

Resturant Manager: now hiring well-trained explosive experts for our demolition department.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Jabberwocky has nothing on this!

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Hide under your table when you see the waiter coming!

Paul Moore
Paul Moore
9 years ago

Why don’t you try duck tape??

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

It rubs the palace oil in its skin…

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@Bob*: Wabbit season!

MitziBell
MitziBell
9 years ago

The palace oil sea supports the knife-exploding duck in the tiny treatment room of B.

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

…. and for dessert, we are serving you deep-fried grenades!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Then, when you copulated with it, it wasn’t your fault that it exploded!

Drachen_Sniper
Drachen_Sniper
9 years ago

Now your cooking with exploding Grease!

Eoin
Eoin
9 years ago

Be vewy, vewy quiet, the pawace is expwoding duck, heh heh

AAA
AAA
9 years ago

Apparently the second-to-last symbol can translate as both “explode” and “quick-fry”. Thanks to Chinese grammar, the particular meaning of that symbol can turn a simple menu listing into a complete sentence about blowing up animals. Nice.

mike
mike
9 years ago

Duck explodes at 10;
Film at 11
thank you and good night

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

That’s the fifth ‘explodes’ reference… fried? baked? funny as hell

NowhereMan
NowhereMan
7 years ago

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