You’ll know when your meal is ready

You’ll know when your meal is ready

posted on 6 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Edo van Royen.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Classic Steve
10 years ago

I must have missed that “Looney Tunes” segment.

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

Duck Season!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Those who’ve been reading Adult Engrish for a while sigh with relief: Now we know how the duck explodes.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

First the temple, now the palace; is there anywhere the duck is safe?

Tom Jankowski
Tom Jankowski
10 years ago

Quack! {BOOM}!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It seems there’s no such thing as PETA in China.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Headline: New generation suiside bombers with royal connections start a new wave of terror. (F–K a duck!!!)

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the palace’s version off duck duck BOOM

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Yeah…it certainly looks like it. I see it was eating weeds recently, poor thing.

SF
SF
10 years ago

@ClassicSteve

Not only we now do know why the duck explodes, but we know that this is the question the answer to which is 42.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Cones with popcorn

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

And you thought the gulf oil spill was rough on wildlife…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m pretty sure Aflac won’t cover this one.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Palace? We dont need no stinkin’ palace. We got WD-40.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You ordered the roast duck to go? It’s gone!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Beware the duck explodes.

Preferably be somewhere else.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Acme Palace Oil. The palace oil for coyotes with discriminating tastes.

GV
GV
10 years ago

Hmmmm, by palace oil, I think they mean drain-o for the “Throne”. Or does that just work for seagulls?

Mousaey
Mousaey
10 years ago

I see China got a few ideas from Heston’s explosive Duck A L’Orange.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Palathe oil ith dethpicable.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

So with exploding ducks. It is obvious that the Maharajah has a very unusual speech impediment.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

In fact I have had the odd explosive duck myself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The mosque explodes the duck

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Algernon. I am oleased to see someone else enjoys their “cones” with popcorn.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

They’re burning their brains in the backroom,
Really setting the cortex alight,
To find a new bomb that will go QUACK BOOM,
To blow up an Isa-raelite.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

Resturant Manager: now hiring well-trained explosive experts for our demolition department.

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

Jabberwocky has nothing on this!

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

Hide under your table when you see the waiter coming!

Paul Moore
Paul Moore
10 years ago

Why don’t you try duck tape??

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It rubs the palace oil in its skin…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@Bob*: Wabbit season!

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

The palace oil sea supports the knife-exploding duck in the tiny treatment room of B.

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

…. and for dessert, we are serving you deep-fried grenades!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Then, when you copulated with it, it wasn’t your fault that it exploded!

Drachen_Sniper
Drachen_Sniper
10 years ago

Now your cooking with exploding Grease!

Eoin
Eoin
10 years ago

Be vewy, vewy quiet, the pawace is expwoding duck, heh heh

AAA
AAA
10 years ago

Apparently the second-to-last symbol can translate as both “explode” and “quick-fry”. Thanks to Chinese grammar, the particular meaning of that symbol can turn a simple menu listing into a complete sentence about blowing up animals. Nice.

mike
mike
10 years ago

Duck explodes at 10;
Film at 11
thank you and good night

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

That’s the fifth ‘explodes’ reference… fried? baked? funny as hell

NowhereMan
NowhereMan
7 years ago

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