Away in a menngar…

Away in a menngar…

posted on 24 Dec 2010 in Stationery

Santa was found laying face-up, filled with lead and
impaled on a stick.  Mrs Claus had no comment…

Photo courtesy of Briana Lamb.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Maybe he took too much viagra.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
10 years ago

lord christ jusses is king!

dargondarkfire
dargondarkfire
10 years ago

its one thing to have a long wood, it another to have your legs protruding out of your arm pits

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Santa’s been impaled on the Festivus Pole !

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Jusses must be Jusus’ evil twin.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

The itsy, bitsy, Santa went up the water spout….

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Away in a manager.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Jusses is juss alright with me.
Jusses is juss all right, Oh yeah ♫

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Lung time ugo in Buthleyhum,
So the Huly Bubble suy
Mury’s buy child, Jusses Chrust
wus burn on Chrustmus Day…

(I wish my computer could type musical notes)

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

Jussus will take away your sums!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Lora. Here are some magical notes for you.♫ $5.00 $10.00 $20.00 $50.00 $100.00 ♪

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Ulluluia!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Coming from the same manufacturer.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I think it was the…
ERASER!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…And they hung Saint Jusus Cluss on a cross, er, a cross-shaped pencil, well, on a pencil to die. And that’s how babies are made.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Let’s nativity!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

In Japan, they sing ” Away in a manga.”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the holiday version of jose jalapeno on a sscchhtttttk

phil
phil
10 years ago

The Chrustiuns knew that the only way to defeat the evil robot idol Santa drones was to dismember their leader’s head, yank the wires, and impale it on a post as a warning to the invading hordes.

Purplehound
Purplehound
10 years ago

Yes, away in another manger Jussus was born… but people didn’t notice quite so much.

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