Crowd control to Major Tom

Crowd control to Major Tom

posted on 29 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

The order:  Lambada!



Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

All your doughnut are belong to us.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

And a very cute order it is.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Sob…He only went out to collect the noodles & next thing I know they had him up against a post with a blindfold on…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Is this an instruction or a description?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

City government’s order to fix the traffic problem. It worked well, Look, there is no more traffic jam.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Our headline story tonight, city police have shocked the public by executing an order. Reports are streaming in of several officers actually doing as they were told, and following the direct instructions of a superior member of the force. Onlookers were baffled to see the police officers take a break from extorting bribes from fearful motorists and do some genuine policing work. The exact nature of the order and how it was executed remain unclear, but it seems to have involved food. In other news, police execute a border. The border was said to be an illegal immigrant from an… Read more »

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Here in Australia, the Victorian police will execute anyone.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Engrish again. Not order but hors d’oeuvre

Today police executed several trays of hors d’oeuvres, several cartons of beer, thirty bowls of cocktail frankfurters, and an Aardvark.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

police officer: “Are you ready to order?”
civilian: “Yes officer. I’ll have the Veal Marsala with braised vegetables and a baked potato.”
police officer: “Very good, sir. I’ll execute that order to the kitchen immediately.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

You are only allowed to order once daily and no more.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

This all started because I removed the tag from the mattress. I knew it was wrong, but…

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Acting on the order: optional.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Is this Tiananmen square?

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Poor order, he was innocent I tell you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Gentlemen, let’s get something straight. The police aren’t in the streets to create disorder; they are in the streets to preserve disorder.” — Mayor Richard Daley (1968)

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Police execute order, film at eleven.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

i’ll have a cheezebergur

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The Communist Party place an order. The police execute an order.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

CITIZEN ENACT OBEY

Eoin
Eoin
9 years ago

One of the hazards of missionary work.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Can I have fries with that?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Sparky 2217.

You can….But you nay mot.

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