Cry me a stir-fry cattle river…

Cry me a stir-fry cattle river…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (301 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
28 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Wheeler_W.
Wheeler_W.
9 years ago

If you on diet, highly recommend the Stir-fry cattle river with. It results no!

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

Of course there’s a result; you’re hungry again an hour later.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

void stirFryCattle(River*);

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

There is no result because there is not enough cowbell in that cattle river.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

I tried to the fry the cattle and stir the river, but with no result. All I got in the end was these beef dried balls, but they snuck away in a rage when I poured the soy sauce.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Because the river is too big, and the water keeps putting the fire out.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Better result with goose river (paté), anyway.

Brandon
Brandon
9 years ago

For just 5 yuan more, results may vary.

For best results: consume with large quantities of alcohol.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Nobody wants to order Kow Pee stir-fry! Take if off the menu!

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

next time try the cow river exlax

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

What? Vomiting and diarrhoea don’t count as a ‘result’?

Xila31
Xila31
9 years ago

You can lead your stir-fry to cattle, but you can’t make them drink….

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

if there’s no result, should stir-fry it harder next time.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It’s the Blue Screen of Stir Fry.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Umm….yeah….river and noodles…just what I always wanted, honey.
(Crying a liver just thinking about having to eat that…)

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

If you stir fry cattle river with no result, you’re obviously doing something wrong.

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

You must cross the river to continue. The river is currently 16 feet wide and 10 feet deep.

1. Attempt to ford the river.
2. Caulk the wagon and float it.
3. Stir-fry cattle.

>3.

You have no cattle so you substitute your 6 oxen. You have stir-fried 12000 pounds of meat. However, you were only able to eat 1 pound. You had no result from the meat.

Bob has dysentery!

You still are on the wrong side of the river.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Must be vegetarian

Robert
Robert
9 years ago

I know where it comes from:
http://trans.netat.net/index.php
(a automated translation website)

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

River With No Result not good river, but it sure beats River of No Return.

Brandon
Brandon
9 years ago

I’m in love with you, Snufkin!

SS
SS
9 years ago

I like trying failed dishes sometimes.

Pansy
Pansy
9 years ago

Oregon Trail: Restaurant edition!

Kinoman
9 years ago

This is just the raw cattle from the river 🙂

Zero
Zero
9 years ago

So thats what happend to all the people that died from malaria in Oregon Trail

Ptorq
Ptorq
9 years ago

Love is a traveler on the river of no result.

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

Aoh Well… that’s no good then. Fanks…. but no fanks

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

ZEN MASTER: Stir Fry not The Rivers to bring No Results, leave to peace instead.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
28
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x