Cry me a stir-fry cattle river…

Cry me a stir-fry cattle river…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Wheeler_W.
Wheeler_W.
10 years ago

If you on diet, highly recommend the Stir-fry cattle river with. It results no!

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

Of course there’s a result; you’re hungry again an hour later.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

void stirFryCattle(River*);

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

There is no result because there is not enough cowbell in that cattle river.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I tried to the fry the cattle and stir the river, but with no result. All I got in the end was these beef dried balls, but they snuck away in a rage when I poured the soy sauce.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Because the river is too big, and the water keeps putting the fire out.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Better result with goose river (paté), anyway.

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

For just 5 yuan more, results may vary.

For best results: consume with large quantities of alcohol.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Nobody wants to order Kow Pee stir-fry! Take if off the menu!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

next time try the cow river exlax

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

What? Vomiting and diarrhoea don’t count as a ‘result’?

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

You can lead your stir-fry to cattle, but you can’t make them drink….

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

if there’s no result, should stir-fry it harder next time.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s the Blue Screen of Stir Fry.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Umm….yeah….river and noodles…just what I always wanted, honey.
(Crying a liver just thinking about having to eat that…)

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

If you stir fry cattle river with no result, you’re obviously doing something wrong.

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

You must cross the river to continue. The river is currently 16 feet wide and 10 feet deep.

1. Attempt to ford the river.
2. Caulk the wagon and float it.
3. Stir-fry cattle.

>3.

You have no cattle so you substitute your 6 oxen. You have stir-fried 12000 pounds of meat. However, you were only able to eat 1 pound. You had no result from the meat.

Bob has dysentery!

You still are on the wrong side of the river.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Must be vegetarian

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

I know where it comes from:
http://trans.netat.net/index.php
(a automated translation website)

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

River With No Result not good river, but it sure beats River of No Return.

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

I’m in love with you, Snufkin!

SS
SS
10 years ago

I like trying failed dishes sometimes.

Pansy
Pansy
10 years ago

Oregon Trail: Restaurant edition!

Kinoman
10 years ago

This is just the raw cattle from the river 🙂

Zero
Zero
10 years ago

So thats what happend to all the people that died from malaria in Oregon Trail

Ptorq
Ptorq
10 years ago

Love is a traveler on the river of no result.

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

Aoh Well… that’s no good then. Fanks…. but no fanks

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

ZEN MASTER: Stir Fry not The Rivers to bring No Results, leave to peace instead.

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