Dried ball killed my dog…

Dried ball killed my dog…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Yeah, that happened to me once

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

“Police baffled by pyromaniac raging sneaky dried ball !”

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Beware of pyromaniac dried ball with bad temper. May become especially agitated when fed soy sauce.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just keep your hand off my stuff.

SF
SF
9 years ago

A bit of advice, son: never mess up with dried balls.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

thats why i always keep my balls wet

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The meatball that eats YOU in a fury and runs away !

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

“Elementary, My Dear Watson! After being slow cooked for hours in a soy-based distillant, the cuprit burst into a fiery rage as evidenced by the burnt trail left as he made his escape…!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I am suspicious of the source of those dried balls.

Sam
Sam
9 years ago

I’d sneak away too if I had a similar outburst of rage.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Film at eleven. Please use alternate routes.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Just another work day at the Family Therapy Center.

Dania
Dania
9 years ago

The clap strikes again.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

I say we take off and braise the site in soy sauce from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Before committing adultery, do check the local laws.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

If that’s a haiku it needs three more syllables.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I hate food that fights back.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Drieed ball bursts into rage, braise in soy sauce, burnt sneak away, chef resigns.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I respectfully submit my haikyu.

Suzie
Suzie
9 years ago

..and I don’t think it’s fair
and his suicide can be justified
by the ballmakers
how they cried and cried

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@ Eccekio: Good one!

Gerard
Gerard
9 years ago

I should have fed it ketchup

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

My balls are raging,
The soy sauce has made them so
I sneak away singed.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

A special sneak-away service

TS
TS
9 years ago

I hate it when that happens.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Film at 11.

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

Are balls of fury usually deep-fried?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Dried ball bursts into rage,
Braises me in soy sauce.
Burnt, I sneak away.

—–Li Lee, modern Chinese poet

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

honestly mr ocifer it was the meatballs

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Do not taunt happy fun dry ball.

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

It braises in the soy sauce or else it gets the hose again! Not to mention the enraged dry balls!

Al28894
9 years ago

(3 nights ago)

Pervert waking up: “MY BALLS ARE GONE!!!”

(3 nights later)

Kid: “Mommy, why is this meatball taste weird?”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

And that’s why dry ball went into anger management therapy.

Husky
Husky
9 years ago

@beechoak Oh my dog. That’s a good one.

JB
JB
9 years ago

… damned crafty balls…

Pansy
Pansy
9 years ago

“Tastes like domestic violence!”

fiona magliari
fiona magliari
9 years ago

damn ninja balls

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

But don’t worry, we’ll find burnt someday.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

In soviet Russia, Meatballs eat YOU

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Dried ball bursts into rage … because of monkeys ?!

sasquatch
sasquatch
9 years ago

That’s why I got a protective order, dried ball now has to stay at least 100 yds away from me.

VonStierlitz
VonStierlitz
9 years ago

Dried ball jihad

KenHikage
KenHikage
9 years ago

Now in three flavors!

Blogged It
9 years ago

why do i remember piss balls by a stephen chow movie with this one?

avatarshaoran
avatarshaoran
9 years ago

Beware, your dried may attack you.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Well, they already have Happy Meals…

sloanstar
sloanstar
9 years ago

Chef / Therapist needed…(bring soy sauce)

Jamyskis
Jamyskis
9 years ago

That’s what you get for trying to use soy sauce as a substitute for sex.

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

Good lord ….
Just a heads up: Ball Transformers = Soy Sauce
Say no more……..

Sir John Thomas
Sir John Thomas
9 years ago

Yeah all you guys trolling are laughing now, but just wait until the day comes and YOU get hit with a “Dried Ball from Hell!!!!!”………..with soy sauce……..that’s burnt…..

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