Dried ball killed my dog…

Dried ball killed my dog…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Yeah, that happened to me once

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

“Police baffled by pyromaniac raging sneaky dried ball !”

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Beware of pyromaniac dried ball with bad temper. May become especially agitated when fed soy sauce.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just keep your hand off my stuff.

SF
SF
11 years ago

A bit of advice, son: never mess up with dried balls.

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

thats why i always keep my balls wet

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

The meatball that eats YOU in a fury and runs away !

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Elementary, My Dear Watson! After being slow cooked for hours in a soy-based distillant, the cuprit burst into a fiery rage as evidenced by the burnt trail left as he made his escape…!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I am suspicious of the source of those dried balls.

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

I’d sneak away too if I had a similar outburst of rage.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
11 years ago

Film at eleven. Please use alternate routes.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
11 years ago

Just another work day at the Family Therapy Center.

Dania
Dania
11 years ago

The clap strikes again.

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
11 years ago

I say we take off and braise the site in soy sauce from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Before committing adultery, do check the local laws.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

If that’s a haiku it needs three more syllables.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

I hate food that fights back.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Drieed ball bursts into rage, braise in soy sauce, burnt sneak away, chef resigns.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

I respectfully submit my haikyu.

Suzie
Suzie
11 years ago

..and I don’t think it’s fair
and his suicide can be justified
by the ballmakers
how they cried and cried

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

@ Eccekio: Good one!

Gerard
Gerard
11 years ago

I should have fed it ketchup

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

My balls are raging,
The soy sauce has made them so
I sneak away singed.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
11 years ago

A special sneak-away service

TS
TS
11 years ago

I hate it when that happens.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Film at 11.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Are balls of fury usually deep-fried?

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

Dried ball bursts into rage,
Braises me in soy sauce.
Burnt, I sneak away.

—–Li Lee, modern Chinese poet

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

honestly mr ocifer it was the meatballs

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Do not taunt happy fun dry ball.

Gloria
Gloria
11 years ago

It braises in the soy sauce or else it gets the hose again! Not to mention the enraged dry balls!

Al28894
11 years ago

(3 nights ago)

Pervert waking up: “MY BALLS ARE GONE!!!”

(3 nights later)

Kid: “Mommy, why is this meatball taste weird?”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

And that’s why dry ball went into anger management therapy.

Husky
Husky
11 years ago

@beechoak Oh my dog. That’s a good one.

JB
JB
11 years ago

… damned crafty balls…

Pansy
Pansy
11 years ago

“Tastes like domestic violence!”

fiona magliari
fiona magliari
11 years ago

damn ninja balls

Tom
Tom
11 years ago

But don’t worry, we’ll find burnt someday.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

In soviet Russia, Meatballs eat YOU

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

Dried ball bursts into rage … because of monkeys ?!

sasquatch
sasquatch
11 years ago

That’s why I got a protective order, dried ball now has to stay at least 100 yds away from me.

VonStierlitz
VonStierlitz
11 years ago

Dried ball jihad

KenHikage
KenHikage
11 years ago

Now in three flavors!

Blogged It
11 years ago

why do i remember piss balls by a stephen chow movie with this one?

avatarshaoran
avatarshaoran
11 years ago

Beware, your dried may attack you.

Long Tom
Long Tom
11 years ago

Well, they already have Happy Meals…

sloanstar
sloanstar
11 years ago

Chef / Therapist needed…(bring soy sauce)

Jamyskis
Jamyskis
11 years ago

That’s what you get for trying to use soy sauce as a substitute for sex.

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

Good lord ….
Just a heads up: Ball Transformers = Soy Sauce
Say no more……..

Sir John Thomas
Sir John Thomas
10 years ago

Yeah all you guys trolling are laughing now, but just wait until the day comes and YOU get hit with a “Dried Ball from Hell!!!!!”………..with soy sauce……..that’s burnt…..

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