Every patient leaves happy

Every patient leaves happy

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

You don’t have anything better better?


Photo courtesy of Anton PM.
Pic of health clinic.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

After some sex, good or otherwise, bring your receipt back and we can provide the necessary healthcare to your thing

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

*Disclaimer: The term ‘good good’ implies a double positive which we take to mean a negative; ‘sex’ implies acts that may or may not involve other people or objects; ‘health care’ implies broad spectrum antibiotics which may or may not contain melamine; ‘thing’ is self explanatory; ‘ ‘ implies your consent to be recorded on webcam and streamed live; Warning: we will skim your credit card and black mail you at a later date. Enjoy your experience!

Rm
Rm
9 years ago

Probably the convulsory condom thing ain’t working..

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
9 years ago

Gene Simmons, aka Dr. Love, is the attending physician.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

The Swedish and Thai massage thing is highly recommended.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We do something with healthcare but we don’t exactly know what. We only know it involves good good sex.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Damn! I had the misfortune to be born caucasion.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The neighbours are complaining. The constant banging is driving them mad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The doctor is in!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Shanghai.
Ticket for one.
Next flight.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Mummy, which thing is the health care for?

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Double Plus Good!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

In my country we call it a “thang”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I guess the spot where the two people standing is a motel

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Now that’s health care reform!

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

That’s a thermometer, eh? When you pull it out it better have numbers on it.

Speedball
Speedball
9 years ago

Damn, even China has better healthcare options than the US.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Female doctor to male patient: is that thing my thermometer, or are you just happy happy to see me?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Nurse, could you do that good good thing to me again?

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Hel-loooo NURSE!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

It’s like good sex, only gooder.

Lao Ma
Lao Ma
9 years ago

Actually the Chinese text says it’s a sex shop, not a clinic. Doesn’t make it any less funny tho 🙂

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Doctor Feelgood, at your cervix.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Their slogan is “Keeping the Happy, in ‘Happy ending'”

pudzrus
pudzrus
9 years ago

Notice how it’s next door to the massage shop. Good planning planning thing.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Doctor don’t you want me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

get ‘high’ on a new thing….

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

You wouldn’t understand, officer. It’s a health care thing.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

You can Shanghai me to that clinic, any time you like.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

This is what you get for putting off naming your clinic until the day you order the sign.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I don’t care if it is out-of-network. The extra copay is worth it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

That’s odd. I would have expected a much longer line outside waiting to get in.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

‘Good good’ in Shanghai not good enough? Want to hear agout the ‘great great’ I can get you in Beijing? Follow me into that ‘dark dark’ corner & ….

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

about

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Wait until you see the bill

Bobby
Bobby
9 years ago

Chitty chitty bang bang.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The commissars were at a loss to explain the increase of sick hours ….

Swampfox
Swampfox
9 years ago

“Yes, I would like to make an appointment with Doctor Johnson, please?”

SS
SS
9 years ago

Good sex is actually a sort of a health care thing.

sasquatch
sasquatch
9 years ago

My HMO is never going to ok a trip to this clinic.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Dr, Ruth Westheimer’s clinic.

HardRockMark
HardRockMark
9 years ago

Proof that chinese medicine is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than western medicine!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
9 years ago

It’s a health care thing, you wouldn’t understand…

meez
meez
8 years ago

Health benefits of good good sex. Too good to be true?

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