Every patient leaves happy

Every patient leaves happy

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

You don’t have anything better better?


Photo courtesy of Anton PM.
Pic of health clinic.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

After some sex, good or otherwise, bring your receipt back and we can provide the necessary healthcare to your thing

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

*Disclaimer: The term ‘good good’ implies a double positive which we take to mean a negative; ‘sex’ implies acts that may or may not involve other people or objects; ‘health care’ implies broad spectrum antibiotics which may or may not contain melamine; ‘thing’ is self explanatory; ‘ ‘ implies your consent to be recorded on webcam and streamed live; Warning: we will skim your credit card and black mail you at a later date. Enjoy your experience!

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

Probably the convulsory condom thing ain’t working..

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

Gene Simmons, aka Dr. Love, is the attending physician.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The Swedish and Thai massage thing is highly recommended.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We do something with healthcare but we don’t exactly know what. We only know it involves good good sex.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Damn! I had the misfortune to be born caucasion.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The neighbours are complaining. The constant banging is driving them mad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The doctor is in!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

Shanghai.
Ticket for one.
Next flight.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Mummy, which thing is the health care for?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Double Plus Good!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
10 years ago

In my country we call it a “thang”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I guess the spot where the two people standing is a motel

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Now that’s health care reform!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

That’s a thermometer, eh? When you pull it out it better have numbers on it.

Speedball
Speedball
10 years ago

Damn, even China has better healthcare options than the US.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Female doctor to male patient: is that thing my thermometer, or are you just happy happy to see me?

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Nurse, could you do that good good thing to me again?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Hel-loooo NURSE!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

It’s like good sex, only gooder.

Lao Ma
Lao Ma
10 years ago

Actually the Chinese text says it’s a sex shop, not a clinic. Doesn’t make it any less funny tho 🙂

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Doctor Feelgood, at your cervix.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Their slogan is “Keeping the Happy, in ‘Happy ending'”

pudzrus
pudzrus
10 years ago

Notice how it’s next door to the massage shop. Good planning planning thing.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Doctor don’t you want me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

get ‘high’ on a new thing….

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

You wouldn’t understand, officer. It’s a health care thing.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

You can Shanghai me to that clinic, any time you like.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

This is what you get for putting off naming your clinic until the day you order the sign.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I don’t care if it is out-of-network. The extra copay is worth it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

That’s odd. I would have expected a much longer line outside waiting to get in.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

‘Good good’ in Shanghai not good enough? Want to hear agout the ‘great great’ I can get you in Beijing? Follow me into that ‘dark dark’ corner & ….

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

about

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

Wait until you see the bill

Bobby
Bobby
10 years ago

Chitty chitty bang bang.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The commissars were at a loss to explain the increase of sick hours ….

Swampfox
Swampfox
10 years ago

“Yes, I would like to make an appointment with Doctor Johnson, please?”

SS
SS
10 years ago

Good sex is actually a sort of a health care thing.

sasquatch
sasquatch
10 years ago

My HMO is never going to ok a trip to this clinic.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Dr, Ruth Westheimer’s clinic.

HardRockMark
HardRockMark
9 years ago

Proof that chinese medicine is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than western medicine!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
9 years ago

It’s a health care thing, you wouldn’t understand…

meez
meez
9 years ago

Health benefits of good good sex. Too good to be true?

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