Low vigor, men? Might be your hormons…

Low vigor, men? Might be your hormons…

posted on 13 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you’re wearing hemp panties, your biggest problem might NOT be premature ejaculation…

Photo courtesy of Joe Tobin.
Vigor panties from Korea.

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Andy9
Andy9
9 years ago

You had me at finger pressing acupuncture on my testicles. I look forward to having my genitals prodded first thing in the morning.

Did I mention that I’m a TSA inspector at the airport?

Andy9
Andy9
9 years ago

If these are 100% cotton, what percent natural hemp are they? Or is that just a suggestion for something to do during my free time?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

i dunno. The highly alluring prospect of transferring unpleasant feelings to pleasant ones by having my testicles acupunctured with finger effect and my penis rubbed with hemp really seems outweighed by the concept of wearing ‘panties’.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I want to see what the women’s version looks like. Or maybe I don’t…

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Genital organs must jump for joy with the touch of these panties.

Alan
Alan
9 years ago

Help, help! My underwear is holding me hostage!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I see the typo. It’s sexy mormons, they are the ones who have all those wives.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Does the utility model come with a utility belt?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Great! But what do you have to treat rope burn?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Testicle finger pressing… just what I want to happen while I’m in a public place.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Sorry, but my testicles have no acupuncture region.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If you buy and wear these, I’ll tell your mother.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Rubbing the penis prevents ejaculation?
I think I’ve been doing it wrong.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

At last, the perfect gift. You’ve saved Christmas!

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Another merit of this product— It gets rid of your pubic enemies !

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

But who is this ‘Yeon’ that we are urged to woo?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in the Penis Paradise

Tim S
Tim S
9 years ago

(shifts uncomfortably on chair.)

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Sex crime skyrocketed, many men caught with pants on.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

“Transferres from unpleasant feelings into pleasant ones”? Does it mean it transforms fart into perfume? And does a kick in the balls count as acupuncture of testicle region?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Warning: must be 18.

teddeler
teddeler
9 years ago

To buy use conveniently provided paper bag to be placed over the head at checkout counter.

Alternatively, will be sent by mail in a plain brown envelope.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

These panties will explant your genitals.

The Falconer
The Falconer
9 years ago

I’ll take two dozen!

unknown001
unknown001
9 years ago

Go to the US Patent Office website and search for that patent number. It’s far less Engrishy but no more comprehensible.

Cliener
9 years ago

Looking at the packaging, this thing is at least 30 years old, so please don’t expect to find this on markets on your next trip to Korea. 🙂

Still, I laughed my ass off, and I am a Korean too.

BTW, just in case you aren’t familiar, the word “Panty” or “Panties” is used in Japan and Korea as a general term for underpants, both male or female.

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