Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Something stiff in the morning to get you going.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

This must be where my work place gets their coffee supply. It does taste like ground roasted wood chips.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So that’s why my coffee always comes with cream.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Are you UP for an espresso?

Estrechísima
Estrechísima
9 years ago

Not affiliated with Morning Wood Coffee.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Their slogan is “Wake up in the morning with good wood”

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I like my women the way I like my…

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

I was in a good mood but now…

SF
SF
9 years ago

Is this a spoon in your pocket, or are you simply in a good wood?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

for that oaky flavor

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

they serve every coffee with extra hot cream for female customers

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Thanks, I’ve already gotten wood this morning.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Need some acid milk to break it down and soften it.

Ckivv
Ckivv
9 years ago

Look at the Chinese characters on the right, Good Wood is simply translation of the Chinese name. Well, it’s a good laugh, though.

Mike
Mike
9 years ago

New meaning to having a “Woodie” in the morning

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I am sporting a tremendous cup of coffee!

lizardpeople
lizardpeople
9 years ago

technically the correct literal translation, the words in chinese mean favorable wood

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