Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Something stiff in the morning to get you going.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This must be where my work place gets their coffee supply. It does taste like ground roasted wood chips.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

So that’s why my coffee always comes with cream.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Are you UP for an espresso?

Estrechísima
Estrechísima
10 years ago

Not affiliated with Morning Wood Coffee.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Their slogan is “Wake up in the morning with good wood”

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I like my women the way I like my…

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I was in a good mood but now…

SF
SF
10 years ago

Is this a spoon in your pocket, or are you simply in a good wood?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

for that oaky flavor

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

they serve every coffee with extra hot cream for female customers

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Thanks, I’ve already gotten wood this morning.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Need some acid milk to break it down and soften it.

Ckivv
Ckivv
10 years ago

Look at the Chinese characters on the right, Good Wood is simply translation of the Chinese name. Well, it’s a good laugh, though.

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

New meaning to having a “Woodie” in the morning

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I am sporting a tremendous cup of coffee!

lizardpeople
lizardpeople
10 years ago

technically the correct literal translation, the words in chinese mean favorable wood

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