Or the elevator will get jealous…

Or the elevator will get jealous…

posted on 14 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

The handrail can’t keep up…


Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Beijing, China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

They’re out of control! Stop them! For god’s sake somebody please stop themmmmmmm!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

I have been walking on the stairs for half an hour, how come I can’t get into the shop?

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

♪♫ I feel the Earth move under my feet, I feel the stairs just a-slowin’ on, slowin’ on down…! ♫♪

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

If you don’t slon don, the stairs will get angry and becomes slippery.

Gangster1
Gangster1
9 years ago

Slow down? It doesn’t move at all!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Apart from the insane speed freak mid descent, the populace seem happy to comply. Maybe the white hot handrail on the right has something to do with it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“And while your at it, if you could stop the room from spinning, that would be great too.” (collapses in a drunken stupor}

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Wow, going up the stairs must be like riding a rocket.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If I lie down and hang on really tight, I can stop myself flying off the face of the Earth.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Folks, it’s called an ESCALATOR

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

I say Stairs ! Will you please slow down for me to climb up?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Long ago when wild stairs roamed the earth…

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Us slow down the stairs?

Whats, you couldn’t do your job successfully?

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

RT
RT
9 years ago

it’s bad boy baby… can’t stop, won’t stop… uh-uh, uh-uh *starts p-diddy dance*

Explorer09
Explorer09
9 years ago

The stairs have emergency stop button?
(like escalators)

SS
SS
9 years ago

For drunks, written by drunks.

Max Period
Max Period
9 years ago

My translation: “Please walk down the stairs slowly”

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